Greek, Season 4

Janitor:
Beav, did you watch Glee last night?

Beaver:
Yeah, can you believe they almost shut down the glee club again? What a close call, again.

Rusty:
I thought we made out last night.

Katherine:
Quite the opposite, though not for your lack of trying. I believe your exact words were "You can have me no

Ashleigh:
What do you want, Cap?

Cappie:
well, I want us to be friends. Look, I know that you and Casey aren't talking, and I hope I wasn't the cause of that by suggesting you take that job here at Dobler's. It was a stupid thing to say because I think you're way too good for crappy job like that.

Ashleigh:
I meant what do you want to drink? (shows him tray of drinks)

Cappie:
(chuckles nervously) Did I say crappy? I meant good.

Professor Morreti:
For your final, I just have one question: why?

Cappie:
Because you're lazy? No, I'm just joking. Well, the first thing you asked us at the beginning of the semester was why are we here. Well, I thought about that a lot. We all have a purpose, and our purpose is to figure out our purpose. That's what college is. So, why college? Why CRU? The truth is I chose CRU because a friend of mine from camp was going here, then I chose to rush a fraternity and I made new friends, and college has been everything I ever could've imagined it to be. So I kept thinking, why would I ever want to leave this place? But then I realized that there's so much left to learn and experience and look forward to, and now I'm graduating...hopefully, and heading out into the real world with the love of my life, who was my purpose. So, today I'm here to graduate, and tomorrow? Well, it's hard to say because I have no idea where I'll be.