Grounded for Life, Season 3

Claudia:
Sean, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, go to hell.

Sean:
That is not the expression!

Henry:
They gave me this badge!

Sean:
OH, wow! You're an official Anti-Druglord.

Henry:
Yes, I am, and I'm putting you in my under observation file.

Sean:
Okay, you do that. (Henry walks out indicating he'll keep his eyes on Sean) Narc.

Lily:
[to Sean] Your condom machine's broken.

Henry:
I thought that symbol on the bathroom door was a man with his shirt tucked out.