Human Target, Season One

Guerrero:
[Winston enters office to find Guerrero sitting at his desk] Hey dude.

Winston:
Breaking and entering is a crime, you know.

Guerrero:
Yeah, it's good to see you too, Winston. It's been a while.

Winston:
Oh, not long enough. What are you doing in my office? And what the hell are you doing on my computer?

Guerrero:
I'm checking out the contents of Mark Hoffer's hard drive. I'm sure it's mostly personal.

Winston:
Do I want to know how you came about it?

Guerrero:
Editor at the paper owes me. A couple of years ago a gas company hired a guy to hassle him over a story he was working. It got nasty. I got him out of it.

Winston:
How?

Guerrero:
I decided to stop hassling him.

Christopher:
So what was the tab for all this?

Stephanie:
All in? About $80 billion.

Christopher:
How much of this came out of my taxes?

Stephanie:
About $62 billion.

Christopher Chance:
Even I want to kill you for a little bit right now.

Guerrero:
I got to warn you guys, if this gets violent, I'm gonna fight back.

Alfredo:
You think you're gonna fight back?

Guerrero:
All right, maybe fight back's a little misleading. I'll take the beating 'cause that's all you two amateurs are cleared to do. And then one night soon, I'm gonna break into your house and kill each of you in your sleep. Probably start with you, Alfredo. That way Steven here can have a few extra days with Marla and the girls. It's only fair.

Emma:
You are not what I thought you were. Not a Neanderthal. The thing you pulled with the Bluetooth back there, very impressive.

Christopher:
I'm so happy you're impressed.

Emma:
Are you out of your mind? You just compromised my cover and my entire project, and for what, to save your own butt?

Christopher:
Well, I'm kind of attached to it.

Emma:
What is the matter with you? The video of this entire thing was stored in there.

Christopher:
I know...it's got my face in there too. We can't have that floating around. It's bad for business.

Emma:
How am I going to get in touch with you? You can't just disappear!

Christopher:
I'm going to have to owe you one.

Allison:
This is your plan, to paint a bull's eye on my back and see who takes a shot at me.

Chance:
And us, well hopefully more me than you.

Allison:
A lot of people survive your plans, do they?

Chance:
Oh, you'd be surprised.

Christopher:
The shoots toast. Looks like we go to plan B.

Martin:
What's plan B?

Chance:
The stairs.

Martin:
The Stairs? You don't seem to get it alright. This place is like one giant mouse trap.

Laverne:
Martin's father said the feds told him, the only way they can go there if it was a matter of national security.

Guerrero:
Right.

Laverne:
Well, we're going to make it one.

Christopher:
Oh an Aunt Linda.

Laverne:
Uh uh, calling in the cavalry is an Uncle Dan.

Christopher:
No, calling in the cavalry is an Aunt Linda; I don't even know who Uncle Dan is.

Laverne:
All right, what the hell's going on? You heard me.

Guerrero:
There's a guy out there, been looking for Chance for awhile. Just got one step closer I guess.

Laverne:
Who?

Guerrero:
His old boss.

Layla:
It was fun.

Guerrero:
It was fun?

Layla:
Yeah.

Guerrero:
That's just the adrenaline in your system. You're gonna crash later. *This* line of work, there is nothing worse than the highs and lows. Nothing's ever what you think it is. Nothing's ever over.

Laverne:
Yeah, listen about

[jerks his head Emma]

Laverne:
. I saw the way you were looking at her at the embassy...

Christopher':
Okay, this is all in you head

Laverne:
Sure it is listen, all I hope that this women has the good sense to keep you at arms length and treats this case with the same kind objectivity, oh dear god

[seeing Emma investigation board on Chris]

Guerrero:
[commenting on Emma investigation board on Chris] It's like a teenage girl locker. That's real heavy on the chin dont'cha think

[regarding the sketch artist profile of Chris]

Eddie:
Is he saying I'm dumb?

Guerrero:
Of course not.

Eddie:
I'm not dumb.

Guerrero:
Your headphones are on backwards.

Laverne:
[about Chance] You ever known him to be nervous about anything?

Guerrero:
Final Jeopardy questions. Volcanoes.

Laverne:
I come with you on these things because, you know...

Guerrero:
For God's sake, get a room already.

Laverne:
Shut up

Victoria:
Do you think I'm crazy, for throwing it all away for a man I met just a month ago?

Christopher:
What's his name?

Victoria:
Tony.

Christopher:
How do you know you're in love with him?

Victoria:
(smiles)

Victoria:
Be honest, how certain were you that would work?

Christopher:
About 50/50.

Victoria:
I wasn't aware that fornicating in convenience store bathrooms was common practice.

Christopher:
Welcome to New York.

Christopher:
I told you not to look down.

Victoria:
I think I made it abundantly clear to you how I feel about heights.

Christopher:
This is barely twenty feet, it hardly qualifies as heights. Even if you did fall you probably would break something but you wouldn't die.

Christopher:
[hands Katherine a gun] Now, you don't have to take this. I'm just saying...

[Katherine takes the gun, pulls the slide to prime it, and adjusts the safety]

Christopher:
... apparently, you know what you're doing.

Katherine:
I'm single, and I live downtown.

Laverne:
Man, you see me here drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon; you really want to antagonize me about my name? What the hell's the matter with you, you got a death wish or something?

Christopher:
Not that I'm aware of.

Laverne:
Yeah, I've got a name that sounds like a girl's name. I also carry a 45, I got a history of disciplinary problems, and this aint my first drink today. So, you got another comment?

Christopher:
You can call me Connie.