JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part VI: Stone Ocean

Romeo:
(After Jolyne tells she cant' give him her alcoholic drink) It's fine.

Jolyne:
Hey ‘No’ means ‘No’, so no. [Sees a figure on the road] ROMEO! [The car hits the guy] Romeo, did we-Romeo! This isn't good. [Steps out and sees the dead man.]

Jolyne:
(Narration) It was raining. On that day, the rain didn't let up.

Ermes:
(After Jolyne tells her embarrassing story) Tell me, which guard was it?

Ermes:
Damn, for real? Where are you panties?

Ermes:
Yeah, sure. We'll see about that.

Ermes:
SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU LOUSY SKANK!

Jolyne:
(To another inmate who made fun of her) You've got a pro's finger.

Ermes:
(After seeing Jolyne’s deduction skills) Part Japanese? You’re one interesting chica. How'd you end up here? So, what are you in for?

Jolyne:
I’m innocent…

Jolyne:
[To her lawyer] Don't call me JoJo! Only my mother calls me that.

Jolyne:
What the hell, dad! What madness did you bring me?

Jolyne:
Fifteen years! Fifteen years of my love, gone like that!

Jolyne:
(Seeing her crooked layer) YOU....YOU ASSHOLE!

Loccobarocco:
I am the warden of Green Dolphin Street State Prison, Locobaroco. [Takes out a hand puppet] And this lovely crocodile here is Charlotte, my assistant.

Charlotte:
Great to meet you!

Loccobarocco:
Charlotte, please explain how life is in this institution.

Charlotte:
Okay! Similar to the United States, this prison is based on the concept of freedom and equality. You may freely walk around the facility and exercise as you please. You may use the phones, the shower, and the library as well. If you are an exemplary inmate, you may even own a TV. You could also work or study and earn university credits.

Loccobarocco:
That's right. Yes! What is it, Charlotte?

'Charlotte:
But Warden, there are rules too, right?

Loccobarocco:
You're absolutely correct, Charlotte! First, do not remove the wristband with your inmate number. No lending or borrowing of items between inmates. No possession of metal objects.

Jolyne:
How about earrings?

Charlotte':
The warden's still speaking! Shut up!

Loccobarocco:
Earrings are prohibited, FE40536, Jolyne Cujoh. Feel free to ask any questions to the prison guards. You are now dismissed.

Gwess:
Nice to meet you.

Jolyne:
Nice to meet you, too. I'm Jolyne.

Gwess:
I'm Gwess. Want some?

Jolyne:
Thanks. But I don't have an appetite. There's so much to get used to-- [Tries to get on the lower bunk, only to get knocked down] Ouch! What the hell--

Gwess:
I know you're new, but the bottom bunk is mine! You have a problem with that, whore?

Jolyne:
Okay, I'll buy it off of you. How much do you want?

Gwess:
Two hundred bucks.

Jolyne:
WHAT THE HELL!?

Gwess:
[Sing-song] Jolyne...Jolyne...Jolyne...JOLYNE! [Normal voice] Jolyne, I'm starting to like you more and more.

Gwess:
(After getting Jolyne to put on a hollowed-out rat): Even though I said you can't speak, you can still say it in a cutesy way. Like "I wanna walk", "I'm hungry", and "Good night". Yeah? Okay?

Gwess:
Everything has a name. The Word was with God, and all things were created by the Word. How about Goo Goo Dolls? Yes, that will be the name of my mental ability.

Gwess:
(When Jolyne asked about how much money to pay for her pendant) That will be two hundred bucks.

Jolyne:
SHUT THE F*CK UP, BITCH! Tell me who sold it to you!

Gwess:
Some woman named Ermes sold it to me.

Jolyne:
Ermes?

Gwess:
You break my heart and NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

Jolyne:
(After her Stand punches Gwess) Good freaking grief, Gwess. Shut up and listen. You said everything has a name, didn’t you? Then I’ll name my ability too. It’ll be Stone Free. 'Cuz somehow, I’m gonna free myself from this sea of stone. Did you hear me? STONE FREE, THAT'S THE NAME! (Stone Free proceeds to pummel Gwess) ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA! If there's a hierarchy system in this prison, I'll follow it. But I'm the one who gives the orders. Now shrink me down and get me the hell out of this hallway.

Johngalli:
Meteorologists say the wind's movements are unpredictable. They have a point, but it’s not impossible.

Jotaro Kujo:
I've always... cherished you.

Thunder McQueen:
I feel like dying. (hangs himself)

Ermes:
What the Hell!?

Ermes:
Whenever someone says "This Monday was a bad day," they'll say to themselves that "Saturday will be better." That's how we continue to live! No one lives a life of only Mondays!

Thunder McQueen:
I was arrested on a Saturday.

Ermes:
...

F.F.:
This place is so fun! So much better than the swamp.

F.F.:
We should do what they're doing.

F.F.:
[Seeing an inmate with their cup] HEY YOU FUGLY HO!

[Foo Fighters, Ermes, and Jolyne are playing catch.]

F.F.:
I'm gonna throw it!

Jolyne:
Good grief. You've never actually thrown a ball before, have you?

Ermes:
HAH! Easy to tell, too! You probably only know what a ball is from that chica’s memories!

Jolyne:
What is your game?

Miraschon:
My name is Miraschon, FE26789 is my prisoner number. I'm saying you're at 87 throws, right? Your little game of catch, I'm willing to bet that it won't last 100 throws..

Miraschon:
Just trying to kill time.

[After Ermes loses her bet with Miraschon.]

Marilyn Manson:
[After ripping our Ermes's concealed dollars] This is still not enough... [After rips out her liver] If you sell this liver I'm holding to the black market, it will cover the rest...of the 590 dollars that you owe! This is what you, Ermes, have just contemplated. I found out where to find the money you owe me from your thought, so that I can obtain it. (Notices Jolyne and F.F about to attack) Ermes here has just broken the rules that you established, and therefore has lost the bet. No one can attack me... Ermes has acknowledged in her heart that she is in debt. I am just here to collect that debt. This is my ability.

Jolyne:
(affected by Land Ranger’s Stand) I... I don't know why this happened so suddenly, but, uh, You know it could happen to anyone! Even the pope probably doesn't have control over this!

Weather Report:
What are you talking about?

Jolyne:
: You know, There's that thing, "number 1" and "number 2", has to do with bowel movements, the one that starts with a p!! I might do it in my pants! I'm really glad it's not "number 2", but it's still a natural urge! It must have something to do with zero-gravity. If we don't solve this, it's gonna be bad, in a different sense!

Lang Ranger :
(to Jolyne while destroying her cloud suit) I'm gonna carve an epitaph on the flesh of your corpse, with shards of glass reeking of piss!

Pucci:
: (calming himself down while keeping poison dart frogs fro touching his skin) 23, 28... no, it's 29... Dammit! The filthy frogs are clinging to my 800 dollar pants!

Jolyne Kujo:
(giving advice to FF) "Don't cut me, Bitch!"

F.F.:
What's the opposite of coffee? Something's that's not coffee...

Jolyne Kujo:
(beat) ..Tea?

F.F.:
Right! Tea! Atroe's body says it wants to drink coffee, so I'm gonna ask for tea.v

Lunch Lady:
The opposite of pork is salmon. A pig lives lazily, but a salmon opposes the river's current and conquers it!

F.F.:
(With a wide grin on her face) I like it!

F.F.:
(To Ermes after an invisible gator zombie chomps off their leg) That bastard... Ate half of my leg like it was some afternoon snack. I wonder if it's still... inside its stomach? You bet your ass it's my enemy, too!

Ermes:
Listen to me, Jolyne. There's tons of people who'll say, "Getting revenge won't bring your sister back." as if they understand what I'm trying to do. And others who would tell me, "Forgiveness is important." I don't care! There's no way I'd force myself to forget that my own blood relative was thrown into a sewer and just go on about my life. This is all I've been preparing for! Revenge is waiting, so I can decide my own destiny and finally satisfy it!

Ermes:
(To Sports Maxx) What, are you going to try to run again? You can't do that anymore. Because I just put a sticker on your ugly head and split that thing in two! If I peel this, you'll merge back into one! This next one is for Gloria, too. [Ermes peels her sticker off sending Sports Maxx to the direction of the other head leading to Kiss punching him back] Oh yeah, and the one after that as well! [Sports Max travels back to the other head only for Kiss to punch him away again] Not to mention the next one after that! And so on; forever! They're all of my Gloria! [Kiss punches him reapeatedly] This one! And this one! And this one! And this one! And this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one! All for Gloria! [Kiss uppercuts Sports Maxx to the air and Ermes throws the other head into his face as the final blow.]

Jolyne Kujo:
(to Kenzo while making gestures at him) American style. French style. Japanese style. Italian Naples style. All around the world there’s a finger that says 'F*ck You'.

Dragon's Dream:
(To F.F.) Above your left ear. Right now, this spot is the ultimate red warning sign... Also, your lucky color is yellow and a picture of gold fish will bring you luck... Not that you have one at hand, but...

Kenzo:
Look, Dragon's Dream! It's because you talked too much that they understand now!

Dragon's Dream':
Shut up, old man! I'm not your lackey! Shouldn't everyone know about Feng Shui?!

F.F.:
Look at me, Jolyne. This is my spirit. This is my intellect. I was alive.

Jolyne:
I'm going to get your disc back from the priest! Your Foo Fighters disc! Then you can come back!

F.F.:
But that will probably be another Foo Fighters. It probably won't be me. This is me. This is me saying goodbye.

Anasui:
Look at this, Weather. What a crappy guidebook! None of the characters are on it! I want to see Disney characters goddammit! Where the f*ck is Mickey?

Jolyne:
I'm inside a hole at the hospital! Ermes is on a commercial plane that crashed years ago! I'm on a fighter jet! We're about to crash! Search for ways to help us!

Emporio:
...What?

[While Jolyne and Ermes are attempting to escape the snail-infested hospital.]

Jolyne:
[After Ermes gives Jolyne a factoid that snails have no gender] An organism that can have sex with anything it encounters... I'm kinda jealous. I mean... No, no! It's just gross![13]

Weather Report:
I see... Guess it could be useful for fixing joint and back pains... becoming a snail, that is. But if you don't want it to happen to you, Anasui... You shouldn't touch those snails... or the rainbows, either.

Anasui:
Is this your fault, Weather?! What the fuck are you doing?![14]

[Pucci begins to emerge from under a large pile of snails.]

Pucci:
I already know all about it. This phenomenon, turning anything, man or beast, into snails... As long as I know the reason for it...

Anasui:
Huh?

Pucci:
I have nothing to fear!!

[Pucci stands up, his Stand, Whitesnake, emerging with him.]

Pucci:
When I took your memory from you, back in 1988... I managed to find out the way I can overcome this phenomenon!

Weather Report:
B... Bastard!

Anasui:
N...No way...! He was hiding under that mass of snails! You! Pucci!!!

[Anasui moves to attack Pucci, who holds his hand up with the sun shining behind him. The snails begin to move, launching themselves off of the car towards Anasui.]

Anasui:
(What?! The snails... From the car window?!)

[Anasui uses his Stand, Diver Down, to try and deflect the onslaught of snails.]

Pucci:
So, you touched it. Then, it's all over for you. You should have stayed out of my business... And away from Jolyne Cujoh. You could have peacefully waited for your sentence to end... Well, I suppose I could leave you... All of you will eventually die as snails, anyway. Besides me and Weather, of course...[14]

Pucci:
Subliminal effects are all in the mind. But, humans can age faster just by willing themselves to do so... And give themselves ulcers just by being stressed. Once the heart is impacted by this effect, it doesn't matter how hard one struggles to block it out of his mind. You would understand... You're a Stand user, after all. If I were to start filming what's going on right now... The people of this town would only see themselves as snails, rolling in the filth that they created, thinking that that is the truth. This phenomenon will continue as long as Weather is alive... and besides, Weather, you would have eventually noticed that I had taken my own ability to see. That's why I took the time to explain this ability to you.[15]

Anasui:
(Forced to serve a Pucci's seeing-eye dog to walk out of the field of frozen blood spears, unable to lie to Pucci) This is something I just realized. But I sought, so I'll tell you. One more spear still remains. I was only looking at the ground, so I didn't notice before. There's some blood on your shoulder. And right about now, Weather's hardening it into another spear. [The spike pierces through Pucci's throat] Oops, it's too late.

Pucci:
You planned these dirty tricks!

Anasui:
Like hell any of this is dirty! Weather's just stronger than you!

Anasui:
Listen, Jolyne. People have called me a murderer. The papers called me that, and I can't say I disagree with them. When people asked me if I would sacrifice myself for the sake of my family, I answered 'no'. I'd probably answer that way, even now. My heart was never moved by them. But I know that I'd be willing to risk my life for something that was able to revive me. I used to be dead. Weather was that way, too. Weather came back to life when he left that prison. I can tell. So don't think too deeply about what happened to him. These past few days, Weather was happy. Weather was already saved.[16]

Pucci:
Our Lord Jesus Christ was fated to be put on the cross. Our holy mother Mary was fated to lose her son. In order for humans to attain 'happiness', they have to overcome 'destiny'... And for Dio and I, the thing we must overcome is the Joestar bloodline![17]

Jotaro:
Did he dodge the spear...?! But how..?

Jolyne:
He's not just trying to get away... It can't be... Did he find out something that we shouldn't have let him know find out...?! The way to complete his ability...

Pucci:
You were the ones who have been pushing me. Ever since you were in prison, you have been aiding me. Our Father, who art in Heaven, guide me... Watch over me. so I may not walk the wrong path... I will give myself to your will. I can feel it!

[A shining light begins to emanate from Pucci and his Stand.]

Pucci:
I can sense the position! When Jotaro threw the spear, I felt it... his actions directed me the right way! The ones who were pushing me to 'Heaven' were the Joestars![18]

[While fleeing from Pucci.]

Anasui:
Over here, Mr. Jotaro. Get up on the roof... Also... I'm determined to protect your daughter, with my life. We're already involved in something we can't back out of... But I'm going to make sure that we come out of this alive... So please, give me permission to marry your daughter.[19]

[Anasui and Jotaro now perch on the roof of one of the Kennedy Space Center's buildings. Emporio, Hermes, and Jolyne are behind them, facing away from the duo.]

Jotaro:
You... what did you just say?

Anasui:
What I mean, Mr. Jotaro, is that... I want your permission, here and now. To marry your daughter...

Jotaro:
You...

Anasui:
I know this isn't the time, but... All you have to do is give me permission. If you say 'yes'... those words could save me. I... You know, I didn't expect to just immediately be able to marry Jolyne... It's true that I'm a murderer, I don't deny it, and I also know.. that Jolyne won't fall in love with me just like that. But... Jolyne's strong will and pure heart, that she inherited from you, her father, is the light that shines on the darkness of my heart, which could collapse at any moment!

[Anasui brings his face close to Jotaro's.]

Anasui:
She's what I need, right now...! You don't have to say much... just that you'll let me. I want you to let me reveal my heart! I need you to let me marry her once we get out of here alive!

Jotaro:
I don't understand what you're talking about. Are you insane? Babbling, in this situation...

Anasui:
............[20]

Pucci:
[While chasing after Jolyne and Emporio] JOESTAAAAAAAARRR!!

Pucci:
(To Emporio) In this world, the Jolyne Cujoh you knew exists no longer. Neither do Jotaro, Anasui, nor Ermes. Not even their souls survived total annihilation. And that is because the dead cannot return. All of those who perished in the accelerated time have been erased forever.

Pucci:
In the name of God, I will destroy you! Your actions here today, Emporio... All they have accomplished is solidifying the fact that your screams will become the trumpets of hell! Even if you insert someone else's disc into that mindless head of yours, Weather's ability is what it is because of his own talent! Do not arrogantly assume that you can just wield that kind of power so easily!

[The clock on the wall begins to speed up, ticking so fast that the arrows begin to blur. The flowers next to it rapidly wilt, the dried and decaying petals falling onto Emporio's mortified face.]

Pucci:
And besides! To stop you, I've accelerated time once more! In front of my honorable ambitions, Emporio...

[Made In Heaven begins to attack Emporio with a flurry of punches.]

Pucci:
You shall come to realize your own insignificance as you wither and fade away! What is going on here? I can't stand! Something is wrong! What is this madness?! IT'S WEATHER REPORT!

Emporio:
One day, I read it in a book that the deadliest poison within proximity of any organism is the air they breathe. Every organism on this planet needs oxygen to survive. But the concentration level of oxygen can't be above 40%. 100% pure oxygen is extremely toxic, and any life form exposed to it will perish. Highly concentrated levels of oxygen can corrode iron in a matter of seconds and even make fire explode. It can also absorb electrons of the human body, slowly destroying the cell tissues one after another. If you breathe too much of it, your hands and feet will start to go numb, and you won't be able to stand. Plus the tiny veins in your eyes will snap, and you'll go blind. You can go ahead and accelerate time all you want. Weather Report is a Stand that can control the weather. I already used it to accumulate a massive amount of pure oxygen into this room. And now, you'll slowly lose consciousness as 100% oxygen seeps deeper and deeper into your tissues.

Pucci:
No, I refuse to let a brat like you beat me!

Emporio:
I'm not the one in control here. This is Weather Report's hidden ability. You're the one who stole Weather's memory, and the one who awakened him again when you regained his power to project killer snails. Father Pucci, it was all because of you. Gravity still affects you too. You are unable to defeat your destiny!

Pucci:
No, you have to end this, Emporio! You can still stop Weather! Do not let him do this... After I finally obtained the ability I worked so hard for, God wished it to be so! It was an ability that God chose for me to possess! A new history of humanity will be born, and the future of mankind will be saved! We haven't even reached the point in time yet, where time acceleration started in Cape Canaveral. Made in Heaven has yet to be completed. As long as it's after Cape Canaveral, I will gladly sacrifice my life. But if I die now, it will mean that everything I've done thus far would have been utterly meaningless! The fate of all of humanity will be changed forever! If I die, people won't be able to see their future as it happens before them, which means they won't be able to face their fate! Don't you remember?! Accepting their fate is how they'll be truly happy! It was my mission to bring about true happiness, I cannot die here!

Emporio:
Don't you understand? Fate won, and you are the loser!

Pucci:
You insignificant little---!!!!!!!

Emporio:
I didn't do this alone. Jolyne knew I'd make it here, and this is what she would've wanted me to do. Weather, too. And F.F., Ermes, Anasui, and even Mr. Jotaro. We had no idea what the future held, but we all had resolutions. The one who couldn't accept their own fate was you, Pucci! Your fate is walking down the path of justice! You're done for!

Pucci:
NO, I'M NOT!!!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!!!! GO TO HELL, YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Weather Report begins to attack Pucci with a flurry of punches, killing him for good.][21]

[In the remade universe, after a woman and man resembling Jolyne and Anasui come across a stranded Emporio, who remains from the original universe.]

Irene:
You doin' okay there, little boy? Can you tell me your name? Come on, I said to get in. And I don't expect you to pay us either.

[Emporio notices the birthmark on Irene's shoulder, and realizes that she's this universe's version of Jolyne.]

Irene:
And I don't expect you to pay us either. You're shaking like a tree. Are you cold? Here.

[Irene wraps her sweater around Emporio's shoulders. Emporio tears up, and begins to cry.]

Emporio:
It's Emporio...

Irene:
Hm?

Emporio:
Emporio. That's what you can call me... If you wanted to know, my name is Emporio.

Irene:
Hey, look. There's a hitchhiker.

Annakiss:
I'm not picking up another straggler. Two is more than enough.

Irene:
You're the one that said there's a storm coming. Come on. Stop the car for the poor guy.[21]