Kenan & Kel, Season 2

Roger:
[after Kenan's scheme for his fake parents to meet his principal backfires] Who are all of you?

William Buckman III:
Er, uh... we're the Rockmores!

Sheryl:
*We're* The Rockmores.

Principal Dimly:
I'm confused.

Kel Kimble:
I'm outta here. [tries to run but is grabbed by Roger] Uh!

Kenan:
[starts to cry] I'm in trouble. [hides behind door]

Kenan and Kel:
[Both are tied up on the shop floor, crying] We've been robbed by a Clown!

Kenan:
[speaking to Kel] Oh, man. Your insides were more orange than a Nickelodeon logo!

Kel:
[shows a painting of a beautiful sunset on a beach] Hey, Chris. Check it out.

Chris:
Wow! That's terrif. Who's the artist?

Kel:
Me. [chuckles]

Chris:
You!

Kel:
Yeah. I painted it in art class.

Chris:
Wow. I'm impressed. I always thought you were talentless.

Kel:
Man, thanks!

[Chris gives Kel a high five]

Kel:
Aww man, I knew we shoulda gone to school.

Chris:
What's with all the hullabaloo?

Kenan and Kel:
[look at each other, and then raise their arm confused] Hullabaloo?

Chris:
You know what I mean.

Kenan:
[on Kyra's sculpture] What are they teaching you? Nasty freak monsters?

Kyra:
This head happens to look exactly like Kel.

Kenan:
Like I said, what are they teaching you? Nasty freak monsters?

[Kenan, Kel, and Sheryl laugh]

Kel:
[stops laughing] Hey, wait a minute!

Kenan:
[sees news article on Chicago blaming them for Ron Harper's injury] Oh no!

Kel:
Aw man!

Kenan:
Kel, look!

Kel:
I know, man. the Pope has canceled his trip to Acapulco!

Kel:
[to Kenan] When you have kids, can they call me Uncle Kel Kel? "Hey, Uncle Kel Kel! We love you, Uncle Kel Kel! Do that funky dance, Uncle Kel Kel!"

Kyra:
[Kenan is setting up Thanksgiving dinner] Hey Kenan, whatha you doing?

Kenan:
What's it look like I'm doing? I'm setting the table.

Kyra:
Yeah, setting it wrong.