Kenan & Kel, Season 3

Chris:
Kel, could you please toss me the duster? [Kel looks around and sees a can of peas, picks it up, and throws it at Chris] Ow! Ah! What'd you do that for?!

Kel:
Well you told me to throw a can of peas at you.

Chris:
I asked you to toss me the duster!

Kel:
Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like you said throw a can of peas at you.

Chris:
Why would I ask you to throw a can of peas at me?

Kel:
I don't know. I thought it seemed kind of strange.

Chris:
You seem kind of strange!

Kenan:
[after He and Kel return from the comic book convention, having left Sharla to fend herself] Hey Sharla, I'm ba... What happened?

Kel:
Well, Obviously the register broke, the ice machine overflowed and the hot dogs caught on fire.

Kenan:
Duh.

Kenan:
[after buying an inexpensive television] Man! Why'd you have to break the video camera? No, no, better yet, why'd you lose the winnin' raffle ticket? No, no! Why'd you have to break Chris' TV?!

Kel:
It was an accident. It was an accident. [pulls out a popped balloon] I had to get my balloon back.

Kenan:
Oh, man. I'm-- I'm dead. Oh, I'm dead. I'm de-dead.

Kel:
(singing) DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAN, DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAN, DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAAAAAAAN!

Kenan:
STOP IT!

Kel:
I'm sorry, I can't get that tune out of my head.

Becky:
The Salem Witch Trials were held in Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692.

Teacher:
Very good!

Becky:
Twenty people were falsely accused of being witches. With little or no evidence they were put to death.

Marc:
Well, maybe they were witches.

Kenan:
Oh come on! Everybody knows that there's no such thing as witches.

Becky:
That's not true. There are witches, there are a *lot* of witches.

Teacher:
Well it is true that people actually still practice witchcraft.

Becky:
That's right, but that doesn't make them evil monsters. Most of the people who practice witchcraft are normal like you, or you, or me!

Kenan:
Ah! Normal people, like you! [his chair breaks]

Kel:
Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!"

Chris:
Now Kenan, you shouldn’t jump to conclusions

Chris:
THIEF!

Kenan:
WHYYYYYYYY???

Marc Cram:
I am so A-N-G-R-Y!

Kel:
Your hungry?

All:
ANGRY!

Mrs. Cram:
You people are the worst neighbors in the entire world

Kel:
My brain is so powerful. I bet I can break this desk with it! [hits head on desk]

Kel:
You're out of orange soda.

Kenan:
That's impossible, we just put some in the refrigerator.

Kel:
Yeah, and you're out of refrigerators too.

Officer McWiggins:
[Seeing Kel passed out on the floor] What's wrong with him?

Kenan:
A lot of things. Basically, he just passed out when he found out we were robbed.

Chris:
(gasps) What the

Chris:
KENAN!!!!

Marc Cram:
You just destroyed the M-Z.

Kenan:
WHYYYYYYYY???