The Magic School Bus, Season 1

Ms. Frizzle:
As I always say class, you're out of this world.

Carlos:
Oh no, you don't! You just want to grab more stuff!

Janet:
Hey I'm just trying to help!

Arnold:
No one is better than Ms. Frizzle.

Janet:
Oh yeah, prove it.

Arnold:
Stop The Bus!

Janet:
Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann.

Dorothy Ann:
W-what did he say?!

Janet:
That they were, and I quote, highly unusual.

Phoebe:
How was I supposed to know that she'd have digestive scuba gear?

Carlos:
We have to find Wanda before she gets dried up into a raisin.

Ralphie:
A raisin? Cool.

Students:
Ralphie!

Wanda:
ARRRNNNOOOLLLDDD!

Arnold:
Who said that?

Wanda:
This is your conscience, Arnold.

Arnold:
You mean I was the field trip?!

Phoebe:
At my old school we were only afraid of lunch meat!

Ralphie:
I'm seeing myself from the inside out.

Carlos:
It's a short cut. Get it? Short cut?

Students:
Carlos! Yuck!

Ralphie:
What's going on?

Ms. Frizzle:
We're here to get the inside story.

Ralphie:
Food chain? A chain of food? I can get into that.

Keesha:
Me too. Phytoplankton, Zooplankton, Fish, and People too. We're all in a food chain, scum, this fish, and you.

Bella:
Bella!

Herman:
Herman!

[After the bus transforms into a bessy bug]

Arnold:
Wow! A bessy bus; now I've seen everything!

Arnold:
Field trip tip number 107: To avoid being eaten, become inedible. What does that mean?!

Ms Frizzle:
Class, Do I hear a suggestion to avoid digestion?

Phoebe:
I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there's one thing I know I'm not wrong about.

Arnold:
How much you wish you'd stayed home today?

Arnold:
Aah! Yikes! Ah! All I've got to say is, If I meet anybody I can see through, I'm outta here.

Ms. Frizzle:
Oh, Whoa. No need to be hasty, Arnold.

Phoebe:
At my old school we never got baked. except for the time the air conditioning went.

Arnold:
We're toast!

Dorothy Ann:
Well, Technically, No, But you've got the right idea.

Dorothy Ann:
Listen, A force is just a push or a pull.

Carlos:
[to Dorothy Ann, who's talking about physics] If you're going to force us to listen to this...

Tim:
You're being kind of pushy, don't you think?

[Carlos and Tim high five.]:

Dorothy Ann:
No no, I'm talking about real forces. Picture this. There's this big red sled sitting in the snow. Not going anywhere, But if somebody comes along and gives it a push....

[Phoebe doesn't want to get off the bus of fear of Mr. Seedplot seeing them]

Arnold:
Maybe you should have stayed home today, Phoebe.

Ms. Frizzle:
Nice propulsion, Arnold!

Arnold:
Thank you, Ms. Frizzle!

Keesha:
Keep shooting, Liz!

Ralphie:
I'm Weatherman! Of course I know what I'm doing. [whispers to himself] Now what am I doing?