My Family, Series 8 (2008)

Susan:
They're like promises, where people try and give up their bad habits.

Kenzo:
Does Grandpa know about this?

Janey:
I think it should be me, because I'm not tragic like you two, and I already have a friend to take: Kenzo.

Michael:
That's the only way you can get friends; by giving birth to them?

Susan:
All I'm asking from you is one lousy day!

Ben:
I've given you lots of lousy days!