Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Season 2

Ned:
And make your excuses realistic, because no one is gonna believe that a dog ate your homework. [a dog runs by and snatches Ned's homework] A dog ate my homework!

Palmer Noid:
I like you.

Ned:
Please, don't!

Moze:
Jock never liked me. He used me to get Amy jealous. I'm such an idiot.

Ned:
No, he's the idiot. Any guy would be lucky to have you as his girlfriend.

Moze:
[smiles] That's the nicest thing you ever said to me.

Cookie:
When are you going to steal the golden notebook?

Ned:
Not steal, borrow it without asking!

Sweeney:
Bigby. I noticed you aren't doing well in my class.

Ned:
That's not true. I haven't been doing well in any class.

Moze:
Sorry. I guess I'm not used to you calling me 'Jennifer.'

Ned:
That's because I've been calling you 'Moze' since the first grade, remember?

Moze:
Yeah...

Ned:
There were three Jennifers in class, but only one Moze. And there still is only one Moze! Wanna know what a 'Moze' is? It's a super-cool girl who happens to be my best friend.

Moze:
You are such a dork sometimes! [playfully shoves Ned]

Ned:
I know. Jennifer.

Moze:
Call me 'Moze.' [Ned grins]

Suzie:
Hey, let's hit Brazil for some music, and dancing, and...

[Suzie grabs Ned's hand, and looks and smiles at him. Ned does the same until his stomach acts up, which surprises Moze, Suzie and Jock]

Ned:
I'll meet you guys there.

[Ned runs to the bathroom, and goes into the girl's bathroom. Girls scream]

Ned:
Oh, come on!

[Ned runs into the boy's bathroom, where he has diarrhea]

Suzie:
Hey, Ned! I've been waiting for you...

[Suzie puckers her lips and leans in to kiss Ned. Ned's stomach acts up again, Ned blocks Suzie's kiss with his hand]

Ned:
You're going to have to wait a little longer...

[Ned runs to the bathroom, leaving Suzie shocked]

Moze:
(runs to the bathroom) Do not go in there!

Cookie:
I'm dead. How am I going to dance with Vanessa and Lisa at the same time?

Moze:
Wait for a merengue song, keep spinning, and hope for the best.

Ned:
Where's Suzie?

Moze:
She's with Jock.

Ned:
No! She's supposed to be with me, to kiss!

[Ned farts and poops in the bathroom]

Ned:
(groans)

Moze:
That's it! I'm calling for help!

[Moze dials and calls for help]

Cookie:
I can't wait 'til next year it's the eighth grade and who knows what could happen.

(the end of the second season)