Animal Control, Season 1

Fred:
Knock it off. This is not fun for me. This is not fun. Can I help you, Frank?

Frank:
They must smell something on your clothes. What kind of detergent do you use?

Frank:
They look pretty chill to me.

Fred:
The next 3 weeks that Frank spent for 2 days.

Emily:
Hey, stop that, Frank.

Frank:
I'm not gonna sit here and listen to a play-by-play of your escapades, alright? You're gonna have to find somebody else for that.

Emily:
Hey, everyone. We just got a 911 call on a bear. Get this, in a hot tub.

Frank:
So the intentions are getting done now. Did she just lock us in here?

Fred:
Yes, they do. But right now we're trying to de-escalate so when you're done being right, the crane will be outside, ready and waiting.

Frank:
Amen. I'll see you at work.

Frank:
Alright. Well, if you are going to stay then we all need to be mellow and chill.

Emily:
Okay. How chill?

Emily:
Are you kidding me? PDA in the parking lot.

Frank:
I hope there's another one of those.

Victoria:
Hey. How was your big date night with Maya?

Frank:
This is the best dog in the house. Toby and I actually started here the same week.

Frank:
Yeah. If you don't know what a mammal is by fifth grade I'm gonna take you down.

Dispatch:
Truck 12. We have a report of a fox at Xavier Skate Park at 3245 Olive Street. Truck 12 responding.

Emily:
Okay. This little girl sent me a letter asking for a unicorn license. This is like exactly what I would have done when I was little.

Frank:
We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie and then I'm gonna take it to her house and present it to her.