Arrested Development, Season 4

Michael:
I was mistakenly voted out of a four-person housing situation in a "pack first, no talking after" scenario.

George Sr.:
I have changed, Michael! I cry at the drop of a hat and I hate the way I look. I actually had one cute hat, and it... [starts sobbing] blew off at this CVS parking lot... and this whole car full of black kids ran over it-for no reason! And they saw it! THEY SAW IT!

Gob:
[Upon getting shocked seeing a picture of Jesus] For a second, I thought that was a real guy.

Gob:
What... what... is it? I... [laughs] You... It's the-the-the-the... the-the questions... you ask so many, of these, of these, of these, these-these questions, that-that-that-that you keep asking f-for me... for-for-for-f-for, sh-should-should-should, should I, should I, should I? Sh-should-should the, should the, should the, should-should the guy, should the guy... should the guy... Sh-should the guy in the the $32... In the $32, pink-p-p ba-bath-bath-bath... Sh-should-should-should... should the girl in the $6,000 tuxedo, should the guy, should the guy, in the $32... in the $3,400... should the guy, come on! Come on! [sobbing] Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Narrator:
Gob was uncomfortable with the question.

Gob:
[to a group of migrant workers] Who wants to help me build a wall... [Workers show interest] ...to keep Mexicans out of America? [Workers throw garbage at him] Alright, alright... Who wants to help me build a wall for no reason? It's a different wall!

Tony Wonder:
I'm here, I'm queer... And now I'm in a chair!

Asian bully:
This table is for National Honor Society members only.

Lucille 2:
Buster, you look different.

Buster:
Yes, I've been with a black woman.

Buster:
I am no longer a Mother-boy, I am a Mother-man!

Gob:
It's really just the age we live in, isn't it? Take a pill and forget your problems. Take a pill to go to sleep. Take a pill to forget your problems. Need an erection? Take a pill. Need to forget your problems? Take a pill! Take a pill and your problems are forgotten! Take a pill... What an age we live in! It's great!

Man:
They're the ambiguously gay duo.

Tobias:
I assure you there's nothing ambiguous about me. I'm Johnny Storm, the human flamer.

Tobias:
Is there a little girl here all by herself?

Narrator:
And perhaps it was this that would finally get him to admit that he sometimes did speak in a misleading way.

Tobias:
Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

George Sr.:
"I'm so sorry, I thought you were a successful Republican strategist."

Waiter:
"Why, because I'm black?"