Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

[In the beseiged embassy]

Embassy official:
They're trying to ram the perimeter wall.

Dennis:
They won't breach it, we built that wall.

Oz:
I've none of the local shekels, whatever they are.

Dennis:
Kip.

Oz:
Precious little of that on the plane!

[Oz sees cockroaches in their hut]

Wyman:
Don't worry, they don't bother you.

Oz:
Really?

Wyman:
Well, they do bother you. But it's not fatal.

[Barry describes his emotional reunion with Tatiana]

Oz:
Did you slip her a length?

Barry:
Oz! Really!

Oz:
But did you?

Barry:
Yes, I did actually.

Oz:
Well, as far as huts go, I think we've reached rock bottom with this one. No beds, big bugs, no bog and a bamboo roof.

Mozey:
Yeah, 'cause they've been improving over the years haven't they, the huts? The one in Vientiane was borderline house.

[The lads are caught up as hostages]

Wyman:
Did you see Barry?

Oz:
Aye

Wyman:
How is he?

Oz:
Bombed out on opium is how he is.

Neville:
Aye?

Moxey:
Opium?

Oz:
Aye, weeeell, opium oot here's like marmite back home, there's a jar in every hoose.

Oz:
I'm used to bullshit, but I've never laid bricks with it.

[An urgent diversion is needed]

Oz:
Dennis! Say that again and I'll knock your bloody block off!

Dennis:
What?!

Oz:
What you said man, about my Marjorie!

Dennis:
Ohhhhh right! I meant that!

Oz:
Did you?!

Dennis:
Aye, I did!

[Dennis and Oz break out fighting]

[The lads can't wait to get away after the rescue]

Dennis:
Hey! Hang on a minute! We're forgetting something aren't we? We haven't finished this yet, man! These villagers aren't going anywhere and we promised them a wash house.

Barry:
I totally agree with Dennis. We can't leave them in the lurch. Plus, they've been extremely kind to me, it's not right.

Wyman:
Give us a break guys!

Oz:
Den man, in three days we can be back in Bangkok, where I've got unfinished business in a whirlpool.

Dennis:
Oz, can you remember us ever not finshing a job? Nev?

Neville:
Why Africa, but there was only a spot of plastering to do like.

Dennis:
Doesn't sit right man?

Naomi:
Have you guys gone mad in the sun or something?

Oz:
No, Den's right, get yourself a bowl of noodles pet, we've got a roof to finish.

[Closing scene; Dennis, Neville and Oz are on the ferry to Germany]

Dennis:
Hey, what did your Brenda say, when you told her we were going back to Germany?

Neville:
She said, 'Auf Wiedersehen, Pet'.