Blue Bloods, Season 2

Erin:
This is like a movie set.

Jackie:
Like Gidget goes to hell.

Frank:
It's a hell of a lot easier to put yourself in harm's way than to ask others to do so. At least for me anyway.

Danny:
You've got nothing to feel guilty about.

Frank:
What makes you think I feel guilty?

Danny:
Because you've got a hero from Ziggy's in that bag with my name on it.

Frank:
I don't like pandering on my best day.

Danny:
Never date a girl with a gun.

Sean:
Who is John Wayne?

Frank:
That's sad.

Frank:
She had a very convincing closing argument.

Erin:
It must run in the family.

Danny:
After this week there's not a person at this table who thinks they could ever be too overprotective.

Franl:
If a month comes and you can make rent or the car payment but not both, make the car payment because you can always sleep in your car but you can't drive your house.

Frank:
You won't be poor exactly but you'll be paying for everything that used to come free so you'll feel strapped.

Danny:
Look at how fast your hearts pumping. I think you might be our grand prize winner.

Erin:
Since he was found in possession of four kilos of heroin and enough cocaine to levitate Manhattan, I think a guilty plea will settle things nicely.

Danny:
Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.

Jackie:
I use my oven as a dresser.

Danny:
Great News. Our only witness is a towel.

Jacob:
I am innocent.

Erin:
I am an assistant district attorney for the city of New York. Do you know how many times a day I hear those three words.

Henry:
Now that is some big bird.

Linda:
I think it weighs more than Sean.

Erin:
I guess I owe you an apology.

Frank:
Or at least a good bottle of Scotch.

Danny:
Be like being rookies all over again.

Frank:
Better not. It ain't rookie duty.

Jackie:
Maybe I can bring this rat over to my ex-husband's house.

Danny:
Is he that bad?

Jackie:
Yeah, he actually is.

Danny:
Was it bring your sister to work day and nobody told me?

Jamie:
I never thought I was going to get rich being a cop. Even a Harvard graduate could figure that out.

Danny:
So your uncle got that gun for protection, huh? What was he expecting, an army?

Danny:
The biggest mistake we can make is to pretend that my gun does not exist in this house.

Danny:
It's Staten Island, we're not exactly known for turning the other cheek.

Frank:
My mother was a saint. My wife was a saint especially by the time she was chasing four kids under ten around the house.

Frank:
The only thing harder than being a cop is being married to one.

Jackie:
You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?

Danny:
Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.

Danny:
Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Frank:
Courage is not the absence of fear it is the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

Jamie:
Law of the Reagan jungle, Jack. Protect your food at all times.

Jackie:
The bedroom's right out of Better Homes and Bunkers.

Frank:
If you got hurt on my watch, in my city, I'd never forgive myself.

Danny:
I feel like I look like my sister's creepy ex-husband.

Erin:
Dragging my personal life into opening statements isn't personal?

Frank:
Then what are we waiting for?

Garrett:
Your happy face?

Frank:
This isn't going to work.

Garrett:
What, you don't like the beard?

Garrett:
Care to share?

Frank:
I'm not good at that.

Jamie:
Have you ever eaten anything that's actually good for you.

Renzulli:
Do Cocoa Puffs count?

Erin:
Thank you for coming, Sophia.

Sophia:
The police didn't give me much choice.

Frank:
She'd be twice the DMO Glaser was.

Garrett:
Yeah, so would a house plant.

Danny:
Gangster justice is very efficient and it saves on tax payer dollars.

Frank:
A smart cop can find room between a rock and a hard place.

Frank:
You're late.

Garrett:
It's Saturday. Technically I'm a day and a half early.

Danny:
Erin can't do it she's a mother. We can't send her out to buy her own Mother's day dinner.