Blue Heelers, Season 6 (1999)

PJ:
But Jack's a bloke!

PJ:
Mr. Greenwood?

Maggie:
He's here about some lost property. It seems he lost a camera at Guver's Leap last night. Um...it's a video camera he was recording what he saw there. It also had a starlight attachment...it's a lens. It means you can see...everything in the dark.

PJ:
Good...Mr. Greenwood?

PJ:
Well, the panel van was parked over there, right? So if he's shooting from over there...and we were there...we're stuffed!

Maggie:
Oh, oh God! Oh God!

Jack:
Oh, I don't know, my great-grandfather went through Gallipoli, and he never had any counselling.

Tom:
That's because they didn't have any!

Jack:
Oh, I'd feel like a big girl, Boss!

Tom:
Next time I want to punish you, I'll tell Doyle and McKinley you said that.

Jack:
Oh, they're not big girls, they're terrifying women!

Maggie:
How dare you discuss us with Ben, PJ.

PJ:
Us? I...I didn't.

Maggie:
You did! And you took the liberty of discussing my father's business with him as well.

Maggie:
I don't need protecting. I need you to be there for me, and that is all!

PJ:
I am. I love you.

Maggie:
Bastard.

Maggie:
Do you think my father is guilty?

PJ:
Yes. I wish I could say something else.

Maggie:
So do I.

PJ:
Oh, Maggie, fighting Doyles. I love you.

PJ (talking about the Titanic):
Yeah, poor old iceberg. Going for a float and a dirty big ship runs right into it.

Tom:
Jack is hunky, Jack is spunky...Jack can move and groove real funky. Jack Lawson, oh Jack Lawson, he is brave than Douglas Mawson.

Tom:
Mawson. Don't you read your $100 bills?

Jack:
Oh, no, I've never had one, Boss.

Maggie:
Someone's going to come in. The Boss will come in.

PJ:
The Boss knows.

Maggie:
The Boss knows. How...

Tom:
Goodbye, McKinley.

Dash:
Yep...Tom.

Tom:
Deidre. You're a dag.

Tom:
As for you, Parrish, check your watch. When Mickey Mouse's club gets up by his ear, it means you should be at work.

Father Brian Hegarty:
For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation is possible.

Maggie:
I thought you were crazy about me?

PJ:
Yeah, too crazy to make you miserable for the rest of your life. Look, Maggie, don't tell me he hasn't tempted you, because you kissed him.

PJ:
Maggie, I love you more than anything else on earth. That's why I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I know it's taken a while. But...Maggie, marry me?

Maggie:
Yes! It fits! It's perfect!

PJ:
What a beautiful day for gardening!