Courage the Cowardly Dog, Season 1

Katz:
A little sport before dying, dear boy?

Katz:
[after he gets injured] I wish you hadn't done that.

Muriel:
Come on, Courage! We're leaving. The service here stinks!

Courage:
[floating in the air with a balloon tied onto him while searching for Muriel with a pair of binoculars] MURIEL! MURIEL!

Courage:
This is all your fault!

Cajun Fox:
MY fault?!

Courage:
Yeah! You're trying to make a stew out of her!

Cajun Fox:
And a right GOOD one she gonna be!

Eustace:
BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA!

Courage:
I don't know how to make it in show biz, but up there [looks to the sky] are the real stars.

Le Quack:
Come here, you pesky little doggy!

Le Quack:
How annoying.

[Le Quack, wearing a police uniform, is walking away from the destroyed police paddy wagon]

Le Quack:
[stops the iris out from closing] Wait, you have not seen the last of Le Quack. [laughs evilly, then the iris out closes on his beak] Ouch!

Eustace:
You look good enough to me.

Courage:
Something smells fishy, or my name's Shlinken Hoffer...and it's not.

Courage:
"WARNING: When using, do not get angry, do not get mad, do not get upset, or else"?!

Di Lung:
Watch where you're going, you fool!

Eustace Bagg:
[reading an exorcism incantation] Hullabaloo, and howdy doo! Musty prawns, and Timbucktu! Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo! Kick 'em in the dishpan! Hoo hoo hoo! [looks confused] Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo?

Eustace Bagg:
That freak's not setting one freaky foot in this house!

Freaky Fred:
Hello new friend my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred and I've been very...NAUGHTY.

Eustace:
No, Ma. You always looked good to me.

Italian Cook:
Hey! Bring that duck back! What am I gonna serve?

Courage:
Strudel!

Italian Cook:
Oh! Good idea!

Eustace Bagg:
Our differences are settled...! He's dead and I ain't! [Eustace on his late brother to Muriel]

Eustace Bagge:
Well, judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...garbage! [throws the slab out the open window]

Muriel:
Eustace!

[Courage runs over to the window and peers out at the discarded slab. Eustace turns on the TV]

Eustace Bagge:
Garbage! From King Garbage of the Garbage Dynasty. Stupid dog. Always bringing garbage into the house.

King Ramses:
Return the slab.

Eustace Bagge:
What?

King Ramses:
Return the slab or suffer my curse.

Eustace Bagge:
What's your offer?

King Ramses:
This night you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last. Return the slab.

King Ramses:
Oh, come on.

Eustace Bagge:
Ha! That's three plagues! You're out of ammo, mister! [snickers] And don't think you can come around here pushing no tote bags on us neither.

[Last lines]

Prof. Frith:
At last, the allegedly cursed slab has been returned to King Ramses' crypt, where it will remain buried in antiquity for all time. [the tv shows a picture of a pyramid in the desert]

Muriel:
Oh, I wonder where Eustace is.

[Cut to the interior of Ramses' crypt. It is a room made of white marble, with gilded columns on each side. In the center is Ramses' sarcophagus, also made of marble. The slab that had been broken off has been returned to its original state, but with a significant change. The image of Ramses has been replaced with that of a screaming Eustace]

Eustace Bagge:
[echoing, from offscreen] Aah! What's your offer?

Pinky Toe:
See what? See what?

Big Toe:
See this!

Big Toe:
Or the fat lady gets it, see?

Little Toes:
Yeah! The fat lady gets it!

Pinky Toe:
Yeah! The fat lady gets it!

Big Toe:
Get going, or I'll put the squeeze on the fat lady, see?

Courage:
I don't know why I thought that would work.

Big Toe:
Dumb dog, you blow up the money! Quick dog! Get us out of here!

Big Toe:
Yeah! You dumb dog! You made me kick too hard, see?

Big Toe:
We're gonna knock over Florida, see?

Little Toes:
Yeah! Florida!

Pinky Toe:
Yeah! Florida! Where's Florida?

Muriel:
But knocking over Florida is against the law. I think.

Computer:
A fungus? Did you think about regular bathing?

Courage:
Not me, the farmer! *His* Foot!

Computer:
I'm not surprised. Well, if you want a cure, you're going to have to bring me a sample.

Big Toe:
Tampa, Ft. Lauderdale, St. Pete, Miami, but not Boca. They can keep Boca. I hate Boca.

Computer:
YUCH! PTOOIE! Nasty! There's only one cure for that: Dog spit. Work up a good drool, baby.

Big Toe:
And then, the Brass Ring, the Pot of Gold, the Big Bazoolie, the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre.

Eustace:
Wool...socks...

Big Tongue:
Yeah! A big heist, see? Okay, listen up! Here's the plan, see? Okay, dog. It's like this. Or the fat lady gets it, see?

[As the Hunchback, Courage's new friend, is invited for pancakes for breakfast with Courage, Eustace enters the kitchen and screams at the Hunchback. He and Courage gasp]

Muriel:
Ooh!

Eustace:
Didn't I tell ya we got no place for the likes of you? Now get, and stay out!

Muriel:
Now, Eustace, he is Courage's friend.

Eustace:
That makes it worse!

Muriel:
Oh, Eustace, don't make such a fuss. Now sit down and eat your breakfast. I'll even get those little blueberries you like so much.

Snowman:
The first frozen snowman. That's not too shabby.

Eustace:
That's what I tell him all the time! You stupid dog, you stupid dog. He don't do nothin' right.

Eustace:
Where's my dinner? You were gonna make hamburgers!

Eustace:
Where's my burger?

Jon Bon:
Coming right up!

Courage:
Something smells fishy, or my name is Stinky Looloo...and thank goodness, it's not!

Eustace:
Stupid dog! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Jon Bon's Wife:
I still wanna sink my teeth into that cute little dog.

Eustace:
No sir. Not getting out of this chair!

Muriel:
The fresh air, the blue seas, the sky forever.

Eustace:
Blah blah blah! Where's my chair?

Eustace:
Stupid helicopter dog!

Katz:
Hey! That's my washing machine!

Eustace:
Hey! That's my chair!

[Courage and Muriel are sitting on the porch]

Muriel:
Oh! There's Eustace with my slipper.

[Eustace, headless and carrying Muriel's slipper, walks towards Courage and Muriel]

Courage:
[screams in horror, then stops the iris out from closing] This still shouldn't happen to a dog. [The iris out closes on his nose] Ow!

Fusilli:
How now, brown cow.

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
It's Muriel! She's in trouble!

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
Muriel, I'll save you!

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
The things I do for love.

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
I know I'm not gonna like this.

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
I just know something bad is going to happen.

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
Something smells fishy, or my name is 'Stinky Lou Lou'...and thank goodness it's not!

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
...or my name is [random name] ... and it's not!

Courage the Cowardly Dog:
What do I do?! What do I do?!

Muriel Bagge:
Courage!

Muriel Bagge:
Would you like a cup of tea?

Muriel Bagge:
Needs vinegar!

Muriel Bagge:
Oh, my.

Muriel Bagge:
They can take my old photos, they can take my identity. But when they take my Courage, they've gone too far!

Eustace Bagge:
Stupid dog!

Eustace Bagge:
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Eustace Bagge:
Ow! What did I do?

Eustace Bagge:
What's huh?

Eustace Bagge:
Get away from me!

Eustace Bagge:
Muriel, where's my dinner?!

Eustace Bagge:
Muriel, HUNGRY!

Ma Bagge:
Oh, hello, Courage! Good to see ya.

Ma Bagge:
Eustace, you stupid boy!

Ma Bagge:
Where's my stupid son?

Ma Bagge:
Your pa was a real man! You can't fill his shoes!

Katz:
I'm sorry, no dogs allowed.

Katz:
I wish you hadn't done that.

Katz:
There's no place to run, and no place to hide.

Katz:
Welcome to [place]. I'm Katz.

Dr. Vindaloo:
There's nothing I can do, nothing at all.

Dr. Vindaloo:
Just keep soaking it.

Dr. Vindaloo:
There's nothing to worry about, nothing at all.

Le Quack:
Qu'est-ce que c'est? [English: What is this?]

Le Quack:
You haven't seen the last of Le Quack!

Computer:
[recurring line] You twit.

Di Lung:
Watch where you going, ya fool!

Di Lung:
I don't think so/I think so.