Endangered Species

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
Hey! No Fair!

Gull:
Then, The Villainous Tail Fighter Hung his head and cried.

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
What?! [Sobs]

Gull:
He Cried...

Gull:
...And Cried...

Gull:
...And Cried!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
You Made Me Cry!

Bouncing Bunny:
Cause, I Know! I Am Sorry, but you Are The Villain, Ha ha!

Gull:
Uh, So... Meanwhile... The Villain Tailfighter made The Most Powerful Tail-Fighting Tail in All The world. Then, He Accidentally Hit His Thumb!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
[Hits His Thumb With a hammer] EEEOOOWWW!! Gull, Stop That! My Thumb, she Cannot take the Narration!

Gull:
And Then, He Checked To make sure That His Awesome Stink-Fighting Tail Was, Really, Really Stinky...

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
UGH! Gull!

Gull:
Then He Burped!

Gull:
Then He Farted!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
[Farts] Narrator! This, It is enough!

Gull:
[Giggles] Then, he Let-er-rip With a Kung Pao P-U!

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
[Farts] [groans] GULL!!

Gull:
[Laughs] And Then, He Made a Little Squeaky Air Dumpling!

Gull:
[Laughs] And Then...

Tail-Fighting Squirrel:
[Continues Farting] ENOUGH!! Let us Move On!

Bouncing Bunny:
[At The Camera] What Are You Doing Narrator?! Tailfighter is Stronger Than Ever! To Defeat Him, We Must Battle Together, As One, Ha ha!

Gull:
Oh, Uh, I Did Not Know That Ha ha.

Bouncing Bunny:
[Talks Quietly To Gull] That's Because I just added To Speak To The Kung-Fu Story.

Pickle:
Tell me More! Tell me More!

Future Gull:
The Future is... Salty, and Tastes Like Chicken.

Pickle:
I Knew it!

Merl:
That is Not the Future, That is the Lunch! Time, She Does not Work That way!

Future Gull:
In the future, There is no Time.

Merl:
That Does not Even Make Sense!

Future Gull:
In the future, We Don't Make Sense.

Pickle:
[Sighs] I Hate August. [Sighs Again] Did you Hear me?

Merl:
Yes? [Humming Continues]

Pickle:
Don't You Wanna know Why?

Merl:
Not Really, No. [Humming Continues Again]

Pickle:
There's No Holidays in August! What Kind of Stupid Month Has No Holidays?! All Work And no Play Makes Pickle [In Anger While a Train Horn Sound was heard in the Background] GO CRAZY!!!

Detective Pickle:
Only If you Play Along, Ma'am. Now, We Need An Hysterical Victim.

Merl:
No! This is no time to Play The Hysterical Victim! [Becomes Sad] I Will Not Get all of The Work Done in the emotional and the completely out of Control! [Whimpers] Find my Nutty Buddy! I'm Begging you! Please!

Detective Pickle:
Don't Worry Ma'am. We're On The Case.

Merl:
[Facepalms] This Stump, She will never be clean!

The Avenging Pickle:
Fear Not Citizen! For A Superhero Has Heard your cry For Justice! ...The Avenging Pickle!

Merl:
So, You Will Help me do the Cleaning?

The Avenging Pickle:
No, I'm a Superhero, Not a Maid!

The Avenging Pickle:
[Hi Fives] WooHoo! We're a Dynamic Duo!

Merl:
OK... Three Can be in the Duo, Yes?

The Avenging Pickle:
Uh... [Thinks] Hmm, Not exactly. But OK.

Merl:
Then Prepare to Face The Hypoallergenic SuperPowers of... [Disguises As El' Sanitario] ...El' Sanitario!

The Avenging Pickle:
The "Who" What?

El' Sanitario:
El' Sanitario, The World's Cleanest SuperHero, Dedicated To Visual, The Justice, and the Anti-Bacteria Way!

The Avenging Pickle:
Just Showing off The 37-Ultra-Unique and Incredibly Random SuperPowers of... ...The Avenging Pickle! So What Does Your SuperGuide do?

El' Sanitario:
El' Sanitario? Why, He Keeps The World Safe By Keeping It Clean. Starting with the Sofa. [Gives The Avenging Pickle And The Hug The Cleaning Things] Join Me, Yes? As We Go On The Glorious Mission of The Tidiness!

The Avenging Pickle:
[Sighs] If I Didn't Know Better, I'd Say El' Sanitarium was Just Trying to Trick us into Cleaning Stuff up.

Pickle:
Wow, Gull, We Need To impreservate The integrity of your collection!

Gull:
In-Tegri-ty?

Merl:
Alright, Look, Give My Back My- [Steps on a Whoopee Cushion And Thinking That He has to go to the Bathroom]

Merl:
Uh, I Must Uh... [Rushes To The Bathroom]

Pickle:
You Still Got It, Whoopee Cushion!

Gull:
I Don't Know, Pickle. Maybe I should Give Merl His Stuff Back.

Pickle:
Giving Stuff Back's The Total Opposite of Collecting!

Gull:
Yeah!... Wait. no. uh, yes?

Pickle:
We Need To Display Your Collection All Proper-Like, Gull! [Gets an idea] [Gasps] oh! We Need To make a Merl-Museum!

Gull:
Yeah! We're Gonna make Merl So Happy!

Merl:
Ah, This makes me happy. [Puts on a bib] I tie the bib, I eat the Cake.

Merl:
Hey! Where are you going with my Lunchie?! [Opens The Door And sees Merl-Museum With his Stuff And Gets Shocked] What is This?

Gull:
It's my Collection Of... ...Merl-O-Bilia!

Pickle:
Welcome To The Merl-Museum!

Merl:
[Gets Angry And Sees His Stuff That Was Stolen By Gull] OK, You 2 Have had The fun, but You Must Stop This Stealing of my Stuff! You will take no more!

Pickle:
[Gasps] You Know What that means?!

Gull:
No I Do not! [Blinks]

Pickle:
Merl-Relics Have Just Became Really Rare!

Pickle:
Better Increase Security!

Merl:
[Gets Escorted Out of The Merl-O-Bilia Museum By Pickle, Becomes Really Angry And Opens The Door And Sees The Merl-O-Bilia Meseum With His Stuff And Gets Surprised] The Velvet Ropes, They Are Everywhere. Who Put all this stuff Around My Bed?

Pickle:
[Shouting In a Megaphone] No Touching The Exhibit Please!

Merl:
That is No Exhibit! It is My Bed!

Gull:
And We're Gonna Keep it Just Like It was The Last time You've Slept in It!

Pickle:
Sorry, we have to Leave Now. The Museum's Closed. [Takes Merl Out of the Merl Museum]

Merl:
But This is My Room! Where Am I Supposed to Sleep?!

Merl:
[Grunts And Sees The Blinking Light of The Merl Museum And Grunts again while sleeping on the Couch] No Touching The Exhibit... That's No Exhibit, That's My Bed... [Grunts Again] That Blinky Light, It Makes it Too hard to Sleep! Aww, And I Can't Get To Sleep Without My Stuffy Nutty Buddy! [Groans] That Is It! I Am going to Get my Nutty Buddy Back! [Opens the Museum Door and Gets Shocked while hearing a siren]

Pickle:
Uh, Sorry Ma'am, But The Merl Museum is Closed.

Merl:
[Grunts While Turning On The Light] But I Can't get to sleep Without my Stuffy Nutty Buddy!

Pickle:
Merl, That's a Museum, Not a Library.

Gull:
Yeah, Merl, I Mean... A'Doiey!

Merl:
Then Why do Both of you get to sleep in your Beds?!

Pickle:
Cause We're The Museum Night Guards!

Gull:
Sorry, Merl, But The Merl Museum Will be Open Again in The morning.

Merl:
[Being Dragged By Pickle And Gull] Nutty Buddy! [Gets Escorted Out of The Merl Museum]

Merl:
[Groans In Anger] That is It! They Have Pushed Merl Too far With This Collecting! I Will Break Into my own Museum! Uh, I Mean, Bedroom, [his eyes well with tears] and get Back My Nutty Buddy...

Pickle:
Cuz' You're a Big Meanie!

Merl:
Because I Care! My Space, My Rules!

Merl:
[Sips His Coffee] Ahh, my favourite time of the day, el brekko de cafe mundo.

Merl:
[Hits Ths Mosquito With his magazine, But Hits Him In The fore head instead] oi! Ayayay! adios, mosquito! [Goes Berserks Over a Mosquito Bugging Him]

Gull:
Merl did you get a paper cut again? It's not the magazines fault.

Pickle:
Well if it ain't a old fashioned down hold magazine swinging, woo hoo! Me next! (Laughs)

Merl:
Pickle? What is this you do?

Pickle:
Oh...I thought it would be nice to have some company down here. In the dark, with the monsters.

Merl:
The stairs, where did she go?

Pickle:
Don't know. But there's a light over there! Follow me!

Merl:
No, it is not safe! Nothing is safe! Do you understand Pickle, Yes? I Shake you out to make you understand!

Pickle:
Uh, That's not Me You're Shaking.

Pickle:
Hurry, Merl, Before the Darkness Gets Ya!

Pickle:
We'd be So Rare, We'd Become Rich and Famous!

Merl:
No No No, Merl is Beneato with the rich and the famous [Screams in pain while getting his foot caught by a mouse trap, and then started whimpering] it Hurts too much, yes?... [Whimpers Sadly]

Gull:
Then We All Lived Happily ever afters.

Gull:
What?

Crowd (offscreen):
Awww!

Merl:
Ayayay! The Underwear of Me, she has gone down in the disposal of the trash!

Pickle:
aw, Don't worry merl, only thing folks need Undies forth to keep them from being naked when they got no clothes on!

Merl:
I am naked!

Pickle:
you're not naked, we're aminals! We got fur!

Merl:
with naked fur?! [Screams And Gets His metal Pan as his Modesty]

Gull:
[Rubs The Metal Pan With his Index Finger] Hmm...

Pickle:
Merl, Keep Your Fur On And You'll Be Fine!

Merl:
No! I Must Do The Covering up of the naked body Of me Without The Clothes! [Looks For his Modesty And Grabs The lamp as his Modesty] The Modesty, Yes?