ER, Season 7

Malucci (after noticing Mark scratching his groin while meeting med students, due to the effects of poison ivy):
Dr. Greene, I have a question: Something wrong with the Australian boys?

Mark:
Who?

Malucci:
(grins) You're scratching "down under." Doesn't make a good first impression.

Abby:
[Talking about her mother] It's the dance we do.

Romano:
[To a very pregnant Elizabeth] Are you sure you can still reach the table?

Elizabeth:
At least I can see the table...

Elizabeth:
This is America, and sometimes in this country you have to kick some ass!

Mark:
[Trying to get on an overloaded bus] Can you let me on?

Passenger:
Wait for the next one pal!

Mark:
I gotta get to my wedding.

Passenger:
That's original.

Mark:
It's true, why else would I be carrying this tux? They towed my car, and the EL is down.

Passenger:
Make room! Make room! Dead man walking.

Chen:
Don't be a hero, get the epidural!