Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 7

(Amy comes into the kitchen in a panic)

Amy:
(hysterical, to Robert) What did you do?

Robert:
(not understanding what's going on) What do you mean?

Amy:
What did you do? The invitations! (She hands Robert one of the offending invitations) My Aunt Lynn got this in the mail! What did you do?"

Robert:
(panicking himself) Oh, my God! This was in the mail?!

Amy:
What did you do?!

Robert:
Nothing. Nothing. This wasn't supposed to go out.

Debra:
(taking the invitation from Robert) Wait a minute, what's the problem? (She finds it, and is equally aghast.) Oh, my God!

Amy:
I know! I couldn't even finish reading it because I heard someone screaming, and then I realized it was me!!!

Robert:
The wedding planner lady was supposed to print it out and you were supposed to look it over--

Amy:
She said you said "send it out"!

Robert:
No, I said print it out!

Amy:
Well, she sent it out!

Robert:
(truly hysterical) OH, MY GOD!!! (Marie comes in, holding an invitation)

Marie:
(hysterical) AMY!!! OH, MY GOD!!!

Amy:
(matching their hysteria) I KNOW!!! OH, MY GOD!!!

Marie:
What happened to it? (Amy points accusingly at Robert)

Amy:
Robert! Robert happened to it!

Robert:
(feebly) It wasn't supposed to go out! (Amy goes over and thrusts the invitation at Robert.)

Amy:
Look at this! Hank N' Pat? N' Pat? They're not hillbillies, Robert! Hank 'N Pat McDougal request the honor of your "presents"--

Debra:
Robert, you spelled "presence" like gifts!

Robert:
(quietly) It wasn't supposed to go out!

Amy:
You even put the wrong date! It's the ninth, not the sixth! People are going to be showing up three days early!

Debra:
And what is this: Attire optional?!

Amy:
It's black tie optional! Attire optional means "maybe naked!" (The horror of it just never ends...) There's going to be nude people! At the church! On a Wednesday!!

Robert:
(quietly strained) It wasn't supposed to go out!