Frontline, Season 2

[The network is filming a new commercial to promote its "One Big Family" tagline.]

Jan Whelan:
We're shooting it in a way that no one need be within a 5 kilometre radius of each other.

Emma:
Why?

Jan:
Oh, this is television darling, everyone hates everybody else, that's why we spend so much time promoting how well we all get on... One Big Family, darling!

Brooke:
[studying the script for the commercial] Jan, it says here I've gotta do a high-five with the weatherman.

Jan:
Brooke, no one's doing a high-five with anyone, darling. It'll just appear that way.

Brooke:
Good, 'cause I'm not touching him.

Emma:
Hello, Mrs Rosen, thanks for coming in so early. Um, have you been to make up?

Mrs Rosen:
Make up is the devil's work. Satan, his face was painted white to hide the darkness of his soul.

Emma:
Right. No make up.

Domenica:
You want to hear this letter?

Mike:
Yeah, yeah.

Domenica:
"Dear editor, as a big fan of Frontline and in particular Mike Moore, I'm glad he's back hosting the show. Brooke Vandenberg did a good job, but let's face it - she's no match for Mike."

Mike:
Great. That's fantastic.

Domenica:
You want me to mail it today?

Mike:
Yeah, oh, and Dom...

Domenica:
Use a fake name.

Mike:
Yeah.