Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Season 1

Mama:
Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.

Mama:
Please, women that are of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.

Jessica:
My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot.

Honey Boo Boo:
My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. True.

Honey Boo Boo:
We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.

Honey Boo Boo:
Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.

Mama:
I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.

Mama:
It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...

'Honey Boo Boo"':
The weigh-in went well cuz Jessica's no longer fat.

"'Jessica"':
Thank you, Alana.

'Honey Boo Boo"':
We put Glitzy on the table and she oooo'd herself.

Honey Boo Boo:
My mama better stick to couponin' and stay away from the makeup table.

Mama:
It's so hot out here, I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. I mean it's like.. Man, I'm takin' a bath in my own sweat.

Honey Boo Boo I'm. Not. Having. Fun. Climbing. Up. These. Stupid. Steps.

Honey Boo Boo:
I look like a blueberry in my swimsuit.

Chickadee:
Ow! I'm havin' a contraction. And it hurts.

Honey Boo Boo:
Baby Kaitlyn arrived on the biscuit express.

Honey Boo Boo:
I wish I had a extra finger, then I could grab more cheese balls.

Honey Boo Boo:
Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.