It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 13

Dennis:
Jonathan?

Jonathan:
'Sup?

Dennis:
What is this? What am I seeing?

Jonathan:
This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning. I dunno, think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department or something-

Dennis:
C-can- can I... can I purchase it from-? I will purchase it from you. The blue book value, I'll give you double.

Jonathan:
Deal!

Dennis:
(happily sighs) Begone from me now.

Jonathan:
What?

Dennis:
Begone from me, you soy boy beta cuck, the transaction is complete.

Jonathan:
Dennis, I don't understand-

Dennis:
BEGOOOOOOOOONE!

[Dennis spots Charlie and Mac in his new Range Rover]

Dennis:
Hey, Charlie? Mac?

Charlie:
Dennis!

Mac:
The cops, the parents - they're all after us!

Charlie:
How'd you get a Range Rover?! Just- get in, get in!

Dennis:
Yeah, get in.

Charlie:
Oh man, we did a bad thing!

Mac:
Oh, Jesus...

Charlie:
Just get out of here, man! Go, go, go! We did a bad thing, dude! I think I killed a kid!

Mac:
He did, I saw him. I think the kid's dead.

Dennis:
Shh, shh, shh... doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

[Dennis drives to an accident site with Frank and Dee standing by it]

Dennis:
Hey! Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?

Frank:
We almost got T-boned by an Asian. It was totally my fault; she did everything by the book. Very surprising.

[They get in]

Frank:
Also, Dee banged a kid.

Dee:
No, no, I was trying to cuck a bit-!

Dennis:
Shhhh, shh, shh, shh. It doesn't matter. It's okay. You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.