Johnny Bravo, Season 4

Johnny:
Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!

Johnny:
Hey! I get it! A hunk of cheese! [laughs] Wait a minute, that's not funny.

Johnny:
But these letters! If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?

Johnny:
Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?

Johnny:
Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter N...

Heather:
I don't know how to put this lightly, but... I'm actually a counter-intelligence spy working for the CIA trying to take down an underground group of spies who claim to be an offshoot of the CIA but are actually part of the bad guys.

Johnny:
...Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

Johnny:
[whenever someone corrects him] Right, what did I say?

Johnny:
[whenever Johnny is about to take a beating] This won't end well.

Johnny:
[After a random story] And then my pants fell down.

Johnny:
[When he doesn't understand someone] Now listen mister I ain't got no time for you to be talking Greek.

Johnny:
Sup Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?

Johnny:
Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo.

Johnny:
You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?

Johnny:
Hey there smart mama, typin' recipes?

Johnny:
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...

Johnny:
Great Scott. My pizza sense is tingling.

Johnny:
Do the Monkey with me

Johnny:
Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.

Johnny:
Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshiped as a god.

Johnny:
Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball!.

Johnny:
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoo-hah!

Johnny:
Pops? It's me, Johnny! I couldn't find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!

Johnny:
You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.

Johnny:
Check the pecs. Hoo ha hoo-hah!

Johnny:
Mister, I don't think you realize who you're talking to. I'm Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!

Johnny:
Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?

Johnny:
If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!

Johnny:
[Looks in mirror] Wait, who's that handsome guy? [Dials phone] Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house Oh, wait, cancel that. It's only me.

Johnny:
Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?

Johnny:
This is not good... for my hair!

Johnny:
Aah. The great smell of pig!

Johnny:
No Mama! I'm too old for the tiny pants!

Johnny:
I came, I saw, I broke a hip.

Johnny:
4%? That's almost 5%!

Johnny:
$20,000? That's almost $20,000!

Johnny:
Space. It's really, really, really, really big.

Johnny:
If all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail! Get me the Lawyer Fairy!

Johnny:
Neighbor kid help! Witch's curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!

Johnny:
You know, that reminds me of a funny story. I was washing my head in the toilet the other day, when... [later] So when the battery ran out, I realized I had my underwear over my head, the whole time! [Laughs]

Johnny:
It's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.

Johnny:
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.

Johnny:
Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!

Johnny:
I am sickened... but curious.

Little Suzy:
Shut up! Mrs. Bravo, Johnny won't cooperate!

Little Suzy:
My balloon! Oh, Johnny. [Runs away sobbing] Oh, Johnny.

Carl:
You broke it, you big clumsy, frameless, insensitive oaf! I'm still your best friend, though, right?

Pops:
Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.

Pops:
Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!

Pops:
Everyone take your big wads of cash...I mean, places.

Pops:
I'm sorry Carl, I can't see you now. I've got HUGE dollar signs in my eyes.

Pops:
There are a thousand stories in a naked city. I only know 53 of them.

Pops:
It's the famous I-talian actress, Gina Gotta-nice-a-body.

Little Suzy:
I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.