Journeyman, Season 1

Hugh Skillen:
Don't you have a wedding anniversary tonight?

Dan Vasser:
[realizing] I forgot to pick up her ring.

Hugh Skillen:
I've seen this movie before.

Dan Vasser:
Hey, I don't need you in the kitchen when it comes to my marriage.

Hugh Skillen:
Yes you do.

Dan Vasser:
Yeah you're right.

Nicole:
Do you regret it; having a kid?

Dan Vasser:
I'd do anything right now to get back to him.

Nicole:
Good luck with that.

Dan Vasser:
I think I just helped [Neal Gaines] start a family.

Katie Vasser:
Well that's great, how about sticking around here and saving this one.

Hugh Skillen:
I've been where you've been.

Dan Vasser:
I guarantee you, you have not been where I have been.

Dan Vasser:
I'm not what you married, and I'm sorry about that... I'll always come home.

Jack Vasser:
I don't want to be your first phone call anymore when you have marital problems.

Katie Vasser:
Wow, its good I came in person. It must be so much more gratifying saying that to my face.

Jack Vasser:
You married my bother Katie, I can't just shrug it off and carve the Christmas turkey.

Katie Vasser:
I didn't leave you for him and I'm not the reason Livia died.

Livia Beale:
You wanna join the mile high club?

Dan Vasser:
Can I ask you something? If I am here for a reason, if I am following someone, why are you here?

Livia Beale:
[Evasively] I don't know.

Dan Vasser:
It's me isn't it, you're following me?

Tanna Bloom:
You haven't changed at all.

Dan Vasser:
Neither have you.

Tanna Bloom:
Oh God, please tell me I have.

Dan Vasser:
Alright, you have.

Katie Vasser:
Is it something you were born with, is it genetic, in the DNA; that's what I'd like to know?

Dan Vasser:
It's hard to say.

Katie Vasser:
What ever. [Dan and Katie walk into the bathroom] Here's the bottom line, when you're done the [toilet] seat goes down. [Demonstrating] Again - done and down. I thought we had this licked but recently there's been some backside.

Dan Vasser:
Change is hard Katie.

Dan Vasser:
You wanna know the weird part? It felt like I was gone for fifteen minutes, when I got back it had been three hours.

Katie Vasser:
Dan, on my current 'list of weird' that doesn't even make the top ten.

Melissa Waters:
You fit the description of the man I'm supposed to meet; blond, good looking, great shape. I thought you were him. The wedding ring should have been the give away.

Dan Vasser:
Yeah well, extremely married.

Melissa Waters:
Any advice on how to make that happen?

Dan Vasser:
Be incredibly lucky and meet the right person.

Melissa Waters:
Well you're a big help.

Dan Vasser:
I know that you're upset about me seeing Livia back there Katie, but...

Katie Vasser:
Dan, I have three hundred people coming to a black tie fund raiser that I'm chairing, and a string quartet that's just bumped us for the Mayor's birthday, thirty-two more returned inventions due to insufficient postage. You and Livia meeting in the ether is not what's bothering me right now.

Livia Beale:
You don't even seem like Katie's type.

Dan Vasser:
What's her type?

Livia Beale:
I don't know; Jack's a cop - edgy commitment-phobic, a bad boy - you're not.

Dan Vasser:
I'm a recovering gambling addict who travels through time - I have some things going for me.

Katie Vasser:
You look like you've been in a fight.

Dan Vasser:
Yeah, well maybe nine years ago.

Katie Vasser:
Cheese guy's here

Theresa Sanchez:
Oh I love him!

Jack Vasser:
Wait, so cheese is okay, just not cheesecake?

Katie Vasser:
You're an adrenalin guy Dan. You liked the action when you were gambling, maybe you want two women in different time zones. You know, technically it wouldn't be cheating - I was sleeping with Jack, maybe you should sleep with Livia back there.

Dan Vasser:
So if I'm with Livia back there, you can start sleeping with Jack here. [Katie reacts] What - not funny?

[As Dylan McCleen gets away]

Livia Beale:
Yeah, that's a bummer

Dan Vasser:
This assignment's a bitch!

Livia Beale:
They're all a bitch.

Dan Vasser:
I just need my laptop - how did people survive back here?

Zack Vasser:
I know a trick Dad can do to scare people - turn invisible.

Katie Vasser:
Honey, that's our little secret, okay, just like money. Remember, it's not polite to talk about money.

Dan Vasser:
What day is it?

Livia Beale:
I dunno - I just got here. You want a new travel tip?

[Looking at a license plate]

Livia Beale:
registration tags - it's 1965

Dan Vasser:
Oh yeah? Kid's on his cell phone.

Livia Beale:
Okay, so it's not a perfect system.

Livia Beale:
This is some kind of teen fantasy for you, isn't it?

Dan Vasser:
No... yeah!

Steven Kowalchuk:
Don't you get it - he doesn't age? [To Dan] Are you from the future or the past?

Dan Vasser:
The future.

Steven Kowalchuk:
I knew it! It's the shoes, it's always the shoes.

Livia Beale:
I can't believe we're having this discussion.

Dan Vasser:
I can, I have them all the time with my wife now. Never with my dead fiancée though.

Livia Beale:
I loved this table, you've no idea how hard it was to find this thing. I'm kinda surprised it broke.

Dan Vasser:
How come?

Livia Beale:
It always seemed pretty sturdy to me.

Dan Vasser:
You know a couple of times tonight when we were talking...

Livia Beale:
It was like nothing had ever changed.

Dan Vasser:
Accept those guys trying to kill me.

Livia Beale:
And you fighting yourself - that's new.

Livia Beale:
How much money are we talking here?

Dan Vasser:
I had over twenty thousand dollars in that drawer, give or take a few.

Livia Beale:
You ever heard of a bank?

Dan Vasser:
It wasn't exactly tax deductible.

Hugh Skillen:
You, uh, you gotta second?

Dan Vassar:
Uh oh.

Dan Vassar:
I'm late for dinner with my wife.

Livia Beale:
Well, for now you're stuck with this one.

[Holding a bottle of wine]

Dennis Armstrong:
Hey everybody, look at this! Cabernet from 2004 - gag wine from the future!

Elizabeth Armstrong:
I like you. You're staring at your wife and coveting her.

Dan Vassar:
These are the times we live in I guess.

Elizabeth Armstrong:
So why fight it? [Looking to the 2004 Cabernet] Is this as good as Blue Nun?

Katie Vasser:
You went to a swingers' party and all you did was talked?

Dan Vassar:
That and watch the Nixon "I am not a crook" speech on news. It was a rush to see it on the day it actually happened.

Katie Vasser:
Honey, I love that you went to a wife swapping party and it was Nixon that turned you on.

Mo Rollins:
What's you're bag? You got a job, did you drop out?

Dan Vassar:
[To Livia] I'll take this one.

Livia Beale:
Go ahead.

Dan Vassar:
We're time travellers.

Celia Wogan:
Mo says he's from the middle ages - no joke. Guess what it's called.

Livia Beale:
The 'high middle ages'?

Mo Rollins:
[Surprised] Yes!

Katie Vasser:
I thought all you guys do is talk?

Dan Vassar:
Great! So now you're upset that I don't talk to her enough.

Katie Vasser:
I want to know where the other woman lives.

Dan Vassar:
I don't wanna do this anymore Liv.

Livia Beale:
I know.

Dan Vassar:
If some higher power wants me to do their dirty work, I wanna know the reason why.

Livia Beale:
Yeah, good luck with that.

[At a rave party]

Dan Vassar:
So, what are we doing?

[Livia dances round him]

Livia Beale:
I don't know about you, but I'm freeing myself.

Dan Vassar:
What?

Livia Beale:
It's an autonomous zone. Dance!!

Dan Vassar:
[Sarcastically] Thanks, have fun tonight.

Livia Beale:
This thing; it's not an exact science.

Dan Vassar:
Is it even a science?

Livia Beale:
It happens, just like the bumper sticker says... I hope you're right about this one.

Dan Vassar:
Well, time will tell.

[Holding Dan's iPhone]

Doctor:
Hey, check this out - what is it?

Dan Vassar:
It's a calculator.

Dan Vassar:
I get it, I get it; don't go off mission. Can you tell them to call off their dogs.

Livia Beale:
If only I had their ear.

Livia Beale:
I die, you mourn, she comforts... you and Katie, you don't come together unless Livia and Dan come together first. She filled a vacuum I created.

Zack Vassar:
We're using fennel seeds.

Dan Vassar:
Fennel seeds - fantastic!

Zack Vassar:
Do you even know what that is?

Dan Vassar:
I've no idea.

Dan Vassar:
I'm fine, granted I can't raise my arm above my head and whenever I try to talk to Katie about Aeden Bennett she starts baking. Oh and I got fired, but apart from that, happy holiday!

[Livia wears revealing lingerie]

Livia Beale:
[Seeing Dan] Thank God it's you!

Dan Vassar:
I'm thanking God it's me too.

Caroline Vassar:
Do you wanna know what I do when I'm mad? Sometimes I scream, and sometimes I think of red liquorice.

Dan Vassar:
[Laughs] Red liquorice?

Caroline Vassar:
See; it works.

Katie Vassar:
Theresa's pregnant.

Dan Vassar:
Okay, did I cause that?

Katie Vassar:
God, I hope not.

Annette Barron:
What a bizarre marriage.

Evan Pattison:
I used to sleep in the nude and get called away, and I woke up one too many times in family restaurants. At first I didn't tell the authorities I was a traveller, and then I did once, and then I made the mistake of insisting I was, and - here I am.

Evan Pattison:
I was in pelican bay once - 76.

Dan Vassar:
You time travelled there?

Evan Pattison:
No; assault.

Katie Vassar:
It sure would be nice to have someone else like you around.

Dan Vassar:
Well there's Livia.

Katie Vassar:
Yeah, someone who's a guy and not really really hot.

Evan Pattison:
[To Livia] Who are you?

Dan Vassar:
It's a friend.

Evan Pattison:
She's one of us. You can tell by the shoes.

Livia Beale:
I can't go in there with you.

Dan Vassar:
Why not?

Livia Beale:
'cause I'm supposed to be dead.

Dan Vassar:
Oh yeah right.

Elliot Langley:
You are the last one.

Dan Vassar:
No, you're wrong. There's one more.

Elliot Langley:
Really, who?

Dan Vassar:
I wish I could talk about it.

Elliot Langley:
Wise man.