Kyle XY, Season 1

Reporter:
(on TV as Stephen walks out of room) A teenage boy washed up onshore this morning having no memory whatsoever of how he got there.

Josh:
If he's so special why'd you stick him in the bathtub?

[Regarding the Playpen Magazine]

Josh:
Why did you do this for me?

Kyle:
You said you missed her.

Josh:
Whoa! Slow down Rainman! I haven't even finished grading the last one!

Nicole:
You're kidding. That was an hour long test. How long did it take him, five minutes?

Josh:
Yeah...and he got them all right! What is this kid, seriously?

[On the subject of her not watching Kyle]

Lori:
It's not fair Dad. I was in the next room. It's not like I left him alone with Michael Jackson.

Steven:
Watch it! Watch it! It's hot! Ow! Ah!

Kyle:
This being was clearly a superior communicator. I somehow understood everything it said, and wondered why others chose to speak so ineffectively.

Kyle:
[In mind] I was suffering from thirst, but my language skills were rather primitive, so I relied on phrases that I memorized at the children's home. [Out loud, quoting the bully from the children's home] Yo! Let's get some juice down here. (Family is stunned) ... Sup? Everyone taking stupid pills around here? Juice me!

Kyle:
What am I?

Kyle:
Rats are your enemies?

Stephen:
No, but when they start paying rent, they can put down people traps.

Kyle:
(splashes in the water and smiles) Now I'm the teabag!