Law & Order: UK, Series 6

DS Ronnie Brooks:
I've had my life, haven't I? I've been married too many times, I've got my girls. Matty never got to do any of that, did he?

DS Ronnie Brooks:
That police officer who died? His name was Matthew Devlin. And he was like my son.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips:
You can build as big a smokescreen as you like, but the fact remains: Your client shot Matt Devlin for one reason only, because he's a police officer - was a police officer.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne:
[quoting what Sam said about him in court] Not as smart as I let on?

DS Sam Casey:
Yeah. I quite enjoyed that...

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne:
Justice is blind ... and sometimes a little bit sneaky.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne:
But it went "missing" at the time Simon was there

CPS Director Henry Sharpe:
Is it in the interest of justice to proceed? Do we have a realistic prospect of conviction? And did you just do a pair of bunny ears? No. No. And yes. Don't do it again.

DI Natalie Chandler:
Haven't you got a meal for one waiting for you to heat up?

DS Ronnie Brooks:
I don't heat them up, Guv. I just suck them frozen.

DS Ronnie Brooks:
Oh what I would have given to spend three years studying knowledge for knowledge's sake, Sam. That's a wonderful thing.

DS Sam Casey:
What are you talking about? You know loads of stuff...

DS Ronnie Brooks:
Yeah, that's because I'm an autodidact.

DS Sam Casey:
The doctors have got that under control though, right?

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips:
Of all the judges, take a guess...

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne:
Not Robert 'She asked for it' Reynolds...?

DS Ronnie Brooks:
What you got?

Pete:
Looks like he had company [holds up a bra]

DS Ronnie Brooks:
Or a secret he only shared at weekends.

Pete:
There's a blouse here too, a couple of the buttons ripped off.

DS Sam Casey:
Maybe he got a bit rough... she didn't like it.

DS Ronnie Brooks:
What? Then she produced a gun?

DS Sam Casey:
Beats pepper spray

Pete:
It's too small for a pistol. Maybe an airgun?

DS Ronnie Brooks:
Maybe, however a half naked woman running through London shouldn't take long to find.

DS Sam Casey:
You're not wrong...and in this weather... [briskly rubs his hands together] I hope he had warm hands.

DS Sam Casey:
The giftcard was used to purchase a red lace chemise, size 10, whatever that is.

DS Ronnie Brooks:
A chemise is a short nightie my son.

DS Sam Casey:
Something you want to tell me, Ron?

DS Ronnie Brooks:
Yep. You gotta brush up on your french. The first Mrs Brooks wore a black lace chemise on our wedding night. She was a knockout as well.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips:
I'll do what I can, but what can I say? Sam doesn't file anything like I do.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne:
Alesha, noone files anything like you do.

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips:
Yes, ok. Noone files anything like I do.

CPS Prosecutor Jake Thorne:
Yeah. Hurry up!

CPS Prosecutor Alesha Phillips:
Well get off the phone!

DS Ronnie Brooks:
How hard is it to fulminate mercury?

Haya Ngama:
It's not. You just need to mix mercury with concentrated nitic acid and add the resulting aqueous mercury nitrate to ethanol. Yeah?

DS Ronnie Brooks:
[befuddled] Yeah.

Haya Ngama:
Except it's violently exothermic and gives off clouds of white smoke.

DS Ronnie Brooks:
I used to be like that on Saturday night.