Life With Derek, Season 4

Max:
Casey, when you said you needed a break, it hurt and I kinda moved on.

Casey:
Moved on as in stopped thinking about me?

Max:
Moved on, as in... I started seeing someone else. I'm sorry.

Casey:
No, no, don't be. It's just, I... I feel so bad about what happened and... I still really like you.

Max:
I never stopped liking you Casey. I just stopped going out with you.

Yvette:
Hi Prince Edwin.

Yvette:
You know, I'm old for my age.

Yvette:
My dad is ten years older than my mum and they're married.

Edwin:
You want to get married?

Sally:
Still can't believe that he would refuse to help out with his own sister's birthday party. You know, maybe he's not the guy I thought he was.

Casey:
Sounds exactly like the guy I know he is

Sally:
Will you organize a game? Please? For me?

Edwin:
Ah! You know I can't say no to you.

Derek:
Really? 'Cause I can.

Sally:
What are you doing here?

Casey:
I'm signing up for open mic night. I'm debuting my new solo act.

Sally:
Well If you need any songwriting tips, you should talk to Derek.

Casey:
Talk to Derek? Why?

Sally:
Well, it's supposed to be a secret, but you stepbrother wrote me the most beautiful song.

Sally:
(Singing)Your smile shows your heart, Your eyes share your soul, Whenever we're together...

Casey:
We're too halves that make a whole?!

Sally:
Oh, so you've heard it. Can you believe that Derek wrote that?

Casey:
No I really can't (Derek walks in) DER-REK

Derek:
Ca-sey. Sal-ly.

Casey:
How could you steal my song?!

Derek:
I didn't steal your song.

Casey:
Oh, of course you didn't. You probably had Edwin do it.

Sally:
Yes or NO? Did you write that song?

Derek:
I can explain.

Casey:
I think they call that, um... "just desserts"?

Derek:
Guess who's going out with Kendra Saturday night?

Casey:
You asked her out on a date?

Derek:
No, she asked me out as a friend.

Derek:
Please, I'm just doing this to bug Sally. And Kendra knows the score so it's all good.

Marti:
Derek someone dropped off a cookie for you!

Derek:
(reads the cookie) Can't wait for our date. XO XO Kendra'?

Casey:
Hm. Sounds like Kendra thinks Saturday is a real date not a pretend date.

Derek:
See, I told you! Guys and girls can't be friends. The cookie proves it!

Edwin:
Guys and girls are never just friends.

Nora:
Of course they are and who told you such nonsense?

Derek:
Hey, somebody's got to teach the boy right from wrong.

George:
We were late to dinner on purpose so you guys can get to know each other and get use to the idea of living together.

Nora:
But it looks like we worried for nothing

Derek:
No No you were worried for something cause' we can't stand each other OK we are like cats and dogs, day and night, toothpaste and orange juice a a a i'm running out of opposites help me out

Casey:
Derek I need to talk to you?