Make It or Break It, Season 2

Lauren:
(to Emily) Cha-ching! Did you hear that? That's the sound of my father slipping money into your mother's G-string.

Payson:
The Olympics is less than two years away. I have the rest of my life to be a woman, but right now all I want to be is a gymnast.

Chloe:
So, Steve, I would appreciate it if you'd keep your money in your pocket.

Steve:
Okay, I will keep my money in my pocket.

Kaylie (to Austin):
Did you hit your head on a dismount or something?!

Austin:
A couple of times.

Kaylie:
I am happy about every single crappy thing you've ever done to me, cause it's only made me a better gymnast.

Lauren:
I was better than you today.

Kaylie:
We'll see.

Steve:
Honey, the only French I know I picked up from a talking candelstick in Beauty and the Beast.

Lauren:
I was saying I am NOT going all the way to France to be an alternate.

Steve:
Yes, you are, and you will kiss Ellen Beals' derriere to let her know how grateful you are. How's that for French?

Sasha:
What? Has standing and staring become an Olympic sport? Get moving!

Chloe:
(to Emily) Honey, you've spent your entire life training in leos from outlet malls, and it's high-time you look like the winner you are. Inside and out.

Payson:
I can't be a power gymnast which leaves the field of prancing around to conquer.

Alex:
(to Steve) Who would have known when we founded this gym that one day my daughter would be National Champion and Gymnast of the Year. And your daughter, well, I'm sure she'll win something someday.

Chloe:
(to Lauren) Honey, if you can balance on a four-inch beam, don't tell me you can't balance a 24-oz. beverage!

Ronnie:
(seeing Steve and Chloe kissing) Oh, this must be how Satan amuses himself in his free time.

Austin:
My family moved to Dallas for my training and lived out of a van for three months.

Emily:
Sounds very Scooby Doo.

Austin:
Minus the wacky mysteries...and Velma.

Payson:
Sasha wants me to start in the center of the mat and bloom like a freaking flower!

Kaylie:
(to Lauren) Looks like the only floor routine you're working on has you on your back.

Chloe:
What if Lauren catches me sneaking out...

(Lauren comes around the corner)

Lauren:
Like a common tramp!

Steve:
What are you doing up this early?

Kaylie:
Remember what happened the last time we went to a party? Things got totally out of control.

Payson:
As I recall, you got totally out of control.

Lauren:
Who? Kegstand Kaylie?

Summer:
I'm feeling a little guilty about telling Lauren a fib.

Sasha:
A fib? Well, I hope God doesn't smite you down with a bolt of lightning.

Emily:
(to Chloe) Did you have a good time in Richie Rich Land? Lounging on comfortable furniture, and eating good food in a clean house?

Madame Fiola:
(about Payson's ballet) This really isn't difficult. You're making it look as ghastly as the Macarena.

Marty:
(to Ellen) Lady, it's not your will that will make the best gymnast. It's their heart.

Kelly:
(to Kaylie, about her eating disorder) I'll keep your secret...I'm just telling you: be careful.

Lauren:
(to Chloe) You would think that with all the money you took from my father that you would buy a dress that actually fits your body.

Mark:
(to Kim) If you think you can buy my vote in exchange for sexual favors, you're absolutely right.

Summer (during Steve's speech):
Did he just compare Sasha to Hitler?!

Kaylie:
(to Lauren) So, do you rehearse these little evil acts of yours, or do they come to you on the spot?

Emily:
Can you imagine me telling Ellen Beals, "Sorry, I have a conflict. I might be in jail that day"?

Sasha:
Payson, the only question you need to concern yourself about is this: are you ready, right now, to meet your destiny?

Kaylie:
And what gives you the right to be worried about me? Or lecture me or talk to my parents behind my back?

Austin:
You don't want to know.

Kaylie:
Yeah, I do.

Austin:
What the hell. The first time I saw you, I knew there was something special about you. Before you get a big head, it's not the way you look, 'cause I've dated cuter girls. And it ain't your zesty personality, 'cause you can be a real pain in the ass.

Kaylie:
Well, please, go on.

Austin:
I haven't figured the rest out. I haven't figured you out but I want to. Because once I do, I think I might fall in love with you.

Kaylie:
Are you crazy?

Austin:
I must be. But you asked. And I realize I've probably ruined any chance I have with you by showing up like this. But if I can help you, then it's worth it.

Payson:
(to Kim) How do we know what Sasha would want or wouldn't want? We don't, because he's gone.

Emily:
I am just so scared that everything I've worked so hard for is all going to be taken away.

Maeve:
I don't belong here either, Kaylie. Neither of us do. This is my third rehab in two years. I've got it pretty wired, and I can help you get out.

:Lauren: I had a bad dream...and woke up to a nightmare.