Miami Vice, Season 4

Faye Nell:
The devil was in my hand, and the devil got into my whole body, and what can you do when the devil's in your body? What could I do? The devil was in this body!

Crockett:
Amen.

Crockett:
Oh, good. Good. He's flipped. He's done.

Tubbs:
How can you tell that? Hey, Reverend Mather!

Mason Mather:
Back! Back, devils! I have been called to him. I have been called to His bosom. Oh, Lord, I have been called to him.

Tubbs:
Look, come on down and we'll talk about it!

Mason Mather:
I am through with this vale of tears.

Crockett:
Uh, Reverend

Mason Mather:
I am no longer of this Earth, I am above these mere mortals.

Crockett:
Uh, Reverend, what do you say my partner comes on up there and talks to you for for just five minutes. Huh? What do you say?

Mason Mather:
Take me from this evilness. Take me from this wicked Earth.

Crockett:
No, huh? What do you think I oughta do, go down and call the fire department, tell 'em we got a jumper?

Tubbs:
No, we don't have time. They broadcast paramedics and medivac as far as Fort Lauderdale from there. That tower's got 10,000 watts of power. Somebody just keys a mic inside.

Crockett:
How do you know all that?

Tubbs:
Night school. There is life after Vice.

Crockett:
One good thing about TV. You can always turn it off.

Tubbs:
Before you go out here and do your John Wayne, just remember that you owe me.

Crockett:
What do you mean, owe you?

Tubbs:
You owe me your life. Your presence in that seat, man. Look, I love you, man. You know, I don't want to go out here, and have to say a speech about the short but meaningful life of one Sonny Crockett, in front of a collection of family and friends. You know the first thing I thought was, If he's gone, who gets the car?

Caitlin:
What's your fantasy relationship, Crockett? Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, then the chick turns into a TV set so you can watch Monday Night Football?

Crockett:
So glad I got this assignment. You're such a nice person.

Crockett:
Every time I hear one of you rock stars start crying the blues about that lonely life on the road, it makes me want to throw up.

Caitlin:
I suppose you know all about it.

Crockett:
No, I don't know nothing. I'm just a dumb cop.

Tommy Lowe:
What is this, heavy metal?

Crockett:
I've got a kid.

Caitlin:
What flavor?

Crockett:
Boy, Billy. He's eight.

Caitlin:
So, uh.. When do I get to meet him?

Crockett:
Do you know what it means?

Caitlin:
I ain't afraid of no kid.

Crockett:
You can't really be worried about a bunch of hookers on cassette?

Caitlin:
They're not all prostitutes. You said so yourself.

Crockett:
You think hookers on a video-dating service is my idea of a hot date?

Caitlin:
Maybe I'll sign up myself.

Crockett:
Now there's an idea.

Caitlin:
Maybe you should send her roses.

Crockett:
Hell, I'll be lucky if I'm not sued. I can see the headlines now; "Undercover cop slugs innocent woman after assault with sex toy."

Man on the Radio:
Caitlin Davies's new smash jumps two this week to number five.

Crockett:
Two slots?

Caitlin:
Not bad for a washed-up has-been, huh?

Crockett:
What the hell was all that about?

Caitlin:
Business as usual. God, I'd forgotten how odious it can all be.

Crockett:
Yeah, you won't get an argument out of me, but that's not what I'm talkin' about.

Crockett:
Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side - if a bit Neanderthal.

Caitlin:
A bit? How much worse does it get?

Crockett:
Okay, one more time. I'm really sorry.

Caitlin:
I know. And I love you, Sonny, but this is drivin' me stark ravin'.

Crockett:
I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, the-the music I understand, but the-the business side..

Caitlin:
It's not.. It is. Look, I despise all the phony crap that goes with it, but I have to put up with it, because it allows me to do the work that I love to do best. I'm a singer. I could sing in the shower for myself, but I get so much more satisfaction when people can hear me. To get airplay, I have to co-operate with the business people.

Tubbs:
Bottom line is, you're doing exactly what you believe is right, and you can't ask any more of yourself than that.

Crockett:
You have the right to remain silent.

Gordon Wiggins:
Don't tell me you're a cop! That's disgusting.

Crockett:
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Wiggins:
Can't we discuss this like civilized human beings?

Crockett:
You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

Caitlin:
I know it's different worlds, Sonny, but tell me we can make it work.

Crockett:
Or die tryin'.

Vieques:
Hey, 6 minutes never killed anybody.

Castillo:
I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.

Joe Dan Jumper:
[Before jumping down from the balcony] Hey, you know what they say, brother man. Better to die a hero than to live on your knees.

Tubbs:
I can understand the idea of being invisible, but don't you think you're taking your, uh, cover a little bit too far?

Montana Stone:
I don't know. You live undercover, don't you?

Tubbs:
Yeah.

Montana:
You wear thousand-dollar suits and bounce around in a Caddy?

Tubbs:
Yeah? So?

Montana:
So I get my clothes out of dumpsters and I live in a box. We're both after the same thing. You have to work with the scum suckers. I prefer to bust 'em.

Tubbs:
So am I gonna start searching or you gonna make it easy?

Montana:
You're looking at it.

Tubbs:
Come on, Montana. It's too late to start playin' games.

Montana:
This ain't no game, man. Out there, that's a game, but these people's lives are at stake.

Tubbs:
These people's lives are at stake? It's funny to hear you say that. Where's the money?

Montana:
Like I said, this is it.

Tubbs:
Are you tellin' me that you put 200 easy grand into this place?

Montana:
It went pretty fast. The lot cost 125,000. By the time everybody else got their cut, I was left with 50,000 for food and medicine and bedding and sheets and soap and towels, you know?

Tubbs:
Why'd you do it with dirty money? Why didn't you just go out and get a grant or something?

Montana:
Oh, right, right. I tried that once. Ran into a big brick wall. Probably would have had better luck if I said it was for freedom fighters.

Tubbs:
The means justify the ends?

Montana:
You never once heard me try to justify murder.

Tubbs:
I never once heard you try to make it anything better either.

Montana:
You just don't get it, do you?

Tubbs:
I want you to help us with the sting.

Montana:
Colón is too nervous already about the amount of stuff he's sitting on.

Tubbs:
Just bring me in as an out-of-town mover. We'll pay him top dollar to take it off his hands.

Montana:
Look, Tubbs, if you're talking deal...

Tubbs:
I'm not talking deal. What I'm saying is I'll lay it out to my lieutenant, and if he goes for it, what do you want?

Montana:
What do I want? What do I want? This! The remainder of my cut is sitting in a trust fund to keep this shelter running. If you want my help, you make sure that that is untouchable.

Tubbs:
I'll do the best I can.

Colon:
Something bothering you, Stone?

Montana:
Yeah, a lot of things bother me, Colon. Do you want me to make a list for you?

Colon:
That always seems to be your problem, Montana.

Castillo:
There's no place for personal vendettas in this department.

Frank Hackman:
Looks like we're even.

Crockett:
Even? No. Not even close.

Hackman:
I guess I'm busted. You enjoying your stay on the island? How do you like the place? Took me a few weeks to get everything set up, you know. I had to figure out where I wanted to retire, find a house, furnish it, get some of my stuff sent down. I'd hate to leave. I'm just getting comfortable.

Crockett:
Get up.

Hackman:
I'm afraid I got other plans, Crockett. Plans I made with the local judge and the police, which involve their pensions. See, I'm really a very altruistic guy.

Crockett:
Get up.

Hackman:
No way. No way, I sure as hell know the same way you couldn't let an innocent man be executed, that you can't shoot an unarmed man.

Crockett:
Wrong.

Crockett:
I may be short-circuited a little, but I know this game.

Jimmy Hagovitch:
Maybe we could deal together.

Crockett:
Ah, I don't think so. I don't deal with dirty cops.

Hagovitch:
Look who's talkin'. You're good, Crockett. But you're not that good. You start 'em up.

Crockett:
Name's Burnett.

Hagovitch:
Yeah, whatever.

Crockett:
That's B-U-R-N-E-double T.

Castillo:
(In response to the way the Vice team handled the Beaks case) Your behavior in the Beaks case was abominable...you allowed your personal feelings to influence your performance as police officers. I have to be able to treat you like professionals...if you're not prepared to act like professionals in the future, I would like your transfer requests on my desk by the end of the day.

Tubbs:
How do you feel?

Crockett:
About finding him?

Tubbs:
Yeah.

Crockett:
Frankel, a couple of nights before Hackman killed him, we stopped into this bar on the way home and Frankel saw a guy in there he'd been trying to put away a couple times on rape charges. The guy had beaten him both times. Frankel said he wanted to take him out in the alley and beat the living hell out of him. He said he figured if he felt that way, maybe he had a year left in him as a good cop. I promised myself I'd quit before I got to that point. I hope it's not happening.