Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Season 3

Repellator:
So displeased to meet you!

Kimberly:
Maybe you caught my flu.

Repellator:
Ridiculous! I am Repellator, impervious to your silly human sickne---

[He sneezes.]

Finster:
Say "Ahh."

Repellator:
Uhhh.

Finster:
Again.

Repellator:
Uhh.

Finster:
And keep your eyes open - all three of them. Alright now, uh, cough for me.

[Repellator coughs pathetically.]

Finster:
Eww, don't you ever brush?

Repellator:
Monsters aren't supposed to.

Finster:
It's just as I thought, you've caught a nasty Earth virus.

Repellator:
What should I do?

Finster:
Well, you'll have to stay in bed for seven to ten nights, and drink plenty of fluids.

Repellator:
I can't! Rita and Lord Zedd are already mad at me. I have to go conquer the Power Rangers! Isn't there a pill I could take?

Finster:
I suppose I could give you something to make you feel a bit better, yes. But you will never get well if you don't stay in bed.

Repellator:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as this job is over.

[Finster pulls out a huge needle.]

Repellator:
Hey, wait a minute! Whaddya think you're doing with that thing?!

Finster:
You're not afraid of a little needle, now are you?

Repellator:
W-w-well, no, but, but isn't there another way?

Finster:
Well... let me think. Actually, I suppose you could take these instead.

[Finster turns to a jar labelled "Finster's Tummy Tabs."]

Repellator:
Yes! Yeah! I'll take the pills!

Finster:
Take two now and two before you go to bed. I'd better warn you, they don't taste very good. Open wide!

[Bulk and Skull are trying (and failing) to impress some girls.]

Girl #1:
You're the Power Rangers?

Skull:
In the living spandex!

Girl #2:
Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?

Bulk:
They're off--

[His helmet slams shut on him.]

Bulk:
They're off polishing their Zords!

Skull:
Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!

Girl #1:
Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.

Bulk:
No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?

Skull:
Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!

Repellator:
I've come to destroy the Power Rangers! Why are you running away? Come back and fight! Oh, I feel great!

Bulk:
Oh, we're not the Power Rangers!

Skull:
Yeah, don't hurt us! We are not the Power Rangers!

Lord Zedd:
Ah, look. Sheer terror and desperation. I love it! Haha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth, and not a Ranger in sight!

Kimberly:
Back to action!

[She sneezes.]

Bulk:
Skull, do me a favor.

Skull:
What's that?

Bulk:
If I ever come up with another plan that has anything to do with the Power Rangers... staple my mouth shut.

Rita:
How long have we been married, anyway?

Lord Zedd:
My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?

Rita:
Seems more like a century.

[During a volleyball game, Billy accidentally causes Bulk to get hit with the ball.]

Bulk:
Way to go, geekoid!

Skull:
Yeah! Even I coulda done that.

Ernie:
Come on, guys, give him a break.

Bulk, Skull:
Shut up!

Rita:
Rito Revolto?! What are you doing here?!

Lord Zedd:
You know this klutz?

Rita:
Know him? He's my brother!

[Rito is leading an army of monsters.]

Rito:
We are the force that will destroy the Power Rangers! Everyone, spread out and hide!

[The monsters begin to take hiding places.]

Rito:
Hey, where are you guys goin'? You guys are taking all the good spots! Come on!

Fighting Flea:
You're the decoy, remember? We're the only ones that're supposed to hide!

Rito:
Oh yeah, what was I thinking? I'm the decoy, I'm the decoy!

Fighting Flea:
Sheesh, what a doofus.

Lord Zedd, Rita:
By the power and force of lightning, make our monster grow!

Rito:
You guys are finished! Uhh... as soon as my pals get here.

Tommy:
Looks to me like Zedd left you hanging.

Rito:
Oh yeah? Well, I guess I'll have to take ya down myself!

Rito:
I love it when a plan comes together!

Alpha 5:
Aye, yai, yai, yai, yai! The controls are going crazy! I'm afraid to push to Power Accellerator any harder!

Zordon:
Rangers, the Power Accellerator is becoming increasingly unstable.

Alpha 5:
Aye, yai, yai--oh! Oh no!

[The control console begins sparking.]

Zordon:
The flux of power could ultimately strip you of your Ranger powers.

Tommy [in the TigerZord]:
That's a risk we'll just have to take!

Alpha 5:
Let's see here...

[The console sparks violently.]

Alpha 5:
Oh no! It's out of control! Zordon!

Zordon:
Alpha, you must find a way to stablize the Accellerator.

Alpha 5:
I'm trying, but nothing's working! The Zords are gonna blow up!

[The console explodes.]

Alpha 5:
Aye, yai, yai! Oh, what are we going to do now?!

Rito:
Hey, Rita! Whaddya think of your baby brother now?

Tommy:
Looks like we lost more than our Zords... we've lost our powers. Completely.

Lord Zedd:
My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!

Rita:
Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!

Rito:
Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.

Goldar:
With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!

Rita [flatly]:
Sure, you could.

Lord Zedd:
Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!

Adam:
Where did our powers come from in the first place?

Zordon:
Legend has it that there is a lost temple hidden beneath the Desert of Dispair. The keeper of the temple is named Ninjor. He forged the original Power Coins to be used by those battling the evil forces of the universe, but this may only be a myth.

Zordon:
Good luck, Rangers. Return to us safely.

Alpha 5:
Everyone, please be careful!

[The Rangers are teleported to the Desert of Dispair.]

Alpha 5:
Oh, Zordon, I hope we did the right thing.

Zordon:
Try not to worry, Alpha. If the temple does exist, the Rangers are the only ones who can find it.

Bulk:
Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us where the registration office is?

Officer:
You boys looking to enroll in the Junior Police Patrol?

Bulk:
Yeah! You're looking at two of Angel Grove's finest future detectives.

Skull:
We wanna wear uniforms so we can impress the girls.

[Bulk's face drops.]

Officer:
You better have a better reason than that.

Bulk:
That wasn't meant to sound the way it sounded. We wanna protect the girls!

Officer:
That's better.

Skull:
Changed my mind, Bulky, I'm not the physical type. "No muscle and proud of it," that's me!

[Bulk grabs him.]

Bulk:
You will do it! And you will like it!

[Concerning the eggs Rito brought with him.]

Rita:
Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.

Rito:
Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.

Lord Zedd, Rita, Goldar:
ZEDD!

Rito:
Yeah, whatever. So I thought---

Goldar:
Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.

Lord Zedd:
Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.

Rito:
Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?

[Rita and Goldar groan.]

Rito:
Oh yeah! The eggs!

[Zedd groans.]

Rito:
Now what was in them?

Rita:
Oh, you...

Rito:
Just can't remember---doh!

[Rita grabs him by the neck.]

Rita:
You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---

Goldar:
Ten!

Rito:
"Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!

Lord Zedd:
Tengas?

Rito:
Yep! For you and my favorite sister!

Rita:
Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!

Rito:
Sure did.

Rita:
I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!

Lord Zedd:
My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!

Rito:
Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy. Remember when Mom and Dad got you that little fire-breathing dragon, but you really wanted that cute little planet, so you used the dragon to burn the house down?

Rita:
Hey! What's with that egg? It didn't hatch!

Goldar:
It must be a dud.

Rito:
No, there's something very important about that egg. I just forgot what it is.

[The Rangers have found Ninjor resting within a jar.]

Kimberly:
That little twerp is the great Ninjor?

Ninjor:
What a rude little girl you are.

Ninjor:
Now, what do you want? Make it quick. You have five seconds.

Tommy:
Our leader Zordon sent us on a quest for new powers and Zords. Lord Zedd destroyed our old ones.

Ninjor:
Time's up. That's a lovely story. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Rocky:
But, wait, we're the Power Rangers!

Ninjor:
Which means... what?

Adam:
Will you just listen? The world's in incredible danger!

Ninjor [sing-song]:
Not my problem! Go away please.

Aisha:
Come on guys, it's obvious this guy doesn't have a clue about kindness or decency.

Adam:
I guess the legend of Ninjor really is a myth.

Kimberly:
I can't believe he's the one who created the Power Coins... what are we gonna do? The world's gonna be destroyed and we can't stop it because we don't have any powers.

Tommy:
But we do. We still have the power within ourselves - the knowledge of what's right and true. Lord Zedd can never destroy that.

Billy:
You're right, Tommy. We'll just have to do whatever we can. Come on.

[They begin to leave.]

Ninjor [groans]:
Oh, boy... wait a minute! Your hearts speak with truth. You have convinced me that you do not seek this power out of greed. If the power of Ninjor lives within your souls, we really got something here!

Ninjor:
Older than time itself, Man has always known the calling. Light of the light, strength of the soul, ignite this eternal power inside of me. I am Ninja! I am pure of heart, body, mind, and spirit. Join with me now as I become one with the Power of Ninja!

Ninjor:
Behold the power, grace, and beauty of your new Ninja Zords. These Zords are driven by the force of the Ninja, and infused with the power of light and strength. They are far superior to your Zords of the past. Where before your power came from the brute strength of the Dinosaurs, now it comes from the swift, intelligent, cunning of the Ninja. This is more than a restoration of your Ranger powers, your new Power Coins have much more advanced powers. However, as before, it is important that you work together as a team. To that end, all the Zords have the ability to unite as one, to form the Ninja MegaFalconZord!

Tommy:
They're amazing.

Ninjor:
They will serve you well in your quest to defeat the evils that jeopardize your world. You are truly a remarkable group of young people worthy of the Ninja Power.

Ninjor:
You have proven yourselves worthy to possess the Power of Ninja. This is a great responsibility. Use your powers wisely. The road you face will not be easy. The fight between good and evil never is. But Zordon chose well when he selected you, I could not have done better myself.

Tommy, Adam, Kimberly, Billy, Aisha, Rocky:
It's Morphin' Time!

Tommy:
White Ranger Power!

Adam:
Black Ranger Power!

Kimberly:
Pink Ranger Power!

Billy:
Blue Ranger Power!

Aisha:
Yellow Ranger Power!

Rocky:
Red Ranger Power!

[Lord Zedd has just sent Rito back to earth to finish the job and is irritated that he called him Ed again.]

Zedd:
It's Zedd! Lord Zedd, you numbskull!

Rito:
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day!

Zedd:
This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably stupid maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?!

Vampirus:
I call upon Ninjor, keeper of the Temple of Ninja Power!

[A blue laser strikes him from within the temple.]

Ninjor:
You are not worthy enough to darken the entrance to this temple.

Vampirus:
We'll see who's worthy after I destroy this temple, and you along with it!

Ninjor:
Ha! You and what army, you overgrown bat?

Vampirus:
No army, just evil friends.

[On the moon.]

Zedd, Rita:
Make my monster grow!

Ninjor:
When will they ever learn? Evil never triumphs.

Zedd:
Fools! I am surrounded by complete fools!

Rito:
Eddie, Eddie, come on! We'll get 'em next time! Hey, let's see a great, big smile, Edd.

Zedd:
ZEDD! Zedd, you snivelling weasel! Z-E-D-D!! MY NAME IS LORD ZEDD!!

Rito:
Oh, it's Zedd! I got it, Ed. Oop, I did it again, sorry.

Ninjor:
Congratulations on a job well-done, Power Rangers. Now that you have mastered the art of Ninja Powers, we can join forces to protect the Temple of Power from the evil which inhabits the universe.

Rocky:
You got it, Ninjor.

Adam:
Yeah, to protect and serve.

Zordon:
Ninjor is now in alliance with us. From this day forward, he will answer your call for guidance and help.

Ninjor:
We are one now. Simply close your eyes and focus upon our collective energy: that is the Power of Ninja.

Kimberly:
And you'll know, just like that?

Ninjor:
Just like that. 'Til we meet again, Rangers.

Artist Mole:
And now to create my masterpiece - "Rangers In Danger!"

Ninjor:
Greetings, my young friends. So very good to see you again. Can Ninjor be of service to you?

Artist Mole:
Probably not to them, Thunder-Thighs, but your shade of blue will look good on my palette.

Ninjor:
I shall remove the irritant!

[Zedd is furious with Rito, Baboo, and Squatt for bringing him a lot of lanterns instead of just Adam's]

Zedd:
Why did you bring me so many?! [tosses one aside] How am I supposed to know which one has got the special powers?!

Baboo:
Well, the garden guy said all the lanterns are special.

Rito:
Those Mighty Morphin Meatheads better watch out, 'cause from this moment on, I'm in charge, and I'm their worst nightmare!

Zordon:
Red Ranger, to assist you in this most difficult situation, it is imperative to summon Ninjor.

[Ninjor appears, surprising Rocky]

Ninjor:
Did someone say "Ninjor"?!

Rocky:
Ninjor! The other Rangers have been turned into footballs. We have to rescue them!

Ninjor:
Football's my favorite sport! Home runs, and baskets, and...

[2 energy devices appear]

Alpha:
These devices reverse the energy fields.

Ninjor:
Shouldn't we get going?

Rocky:
Back to action!

Ninjor:
It's fifth and down for you, buddy!

Rocky:
No, no, that's fourth and long.

Ninjor:
Uh, yeah! What he said!

Centiback:
Aw, stick a pig in it!

Ninjor:
[Has just caught Centiback's football in the energy device given to him] Two points!

Centiback:
Hey, you boys aren't playing fair! Gimme my ball back!

Ninjor:
As you wish.

[He uses the energy device and tosses Centiback's football towards the five remaining footballs. It reverts the balls back into the imprisoned Power Rangers.]

Aisha's grandmother:
Love conquers all.

Tommy:
What's the matter?

Rocky:
Last time I checked, Squatt and Baboo weren't interested in ancient cultures.

Face Stealer:
[emerges from his urn] Who dares awaken me from my slumber?!

Zedd:
[enters] What's all the racket in here?! And who in the galaxy are you?!

Face Stealer:
I am Face Stealer, woken from my silence after 5,000 years.

Zedd:
You call that a deep sleep? That's a nap where I come from.

[Rito laughs]

Rita:
Well, hubby dear, I think someone around here owes me an apology.

Rito:
Yeah.

Zedd:
Are you telling me that that's the...

Rita:
Exactly! Let me present to you, the one and only Face Stealer!

Face Stealer:
Thank you. Thank you. Good to be here. Thank you very much.

Rito:
[picks up the phone] Hello. Rito Revolto residence.

[he laughs until...]

Zedd:
[on phone] Rito, you bonehead! Put Goldar on the line!

Rito:
Oh. Hi, Edd! Uh, Goldar's not here. Oh! Can I be in charge?

Zedd:
So, you want to be in charge, huh?

Rito:
Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. [laughs]

Zedd:
Like when I told you to recharge Serpentera yesterday?!

[Rito facepalms]

Zedd:
Well, thanks to you, we're on our way back, and your sister can't wait to see you. Tell Goldar that monster had better be ready!

Rito:
Monster? What? Oh! Right! The monster! You got it, Edd! No problemo! Everything is right on schedule. Count on it!

[Miss Chief sprays her love potion on Rita, causing her to fall for Goldar]

Rita:
You have the most beautiful eyes, Goldux. They're the most horrible shade of red!

[Goldar panics all the way to Zedd's throne]

Goldar:
Oh, Rito, what have you done?! I'll get you for this!

[Rito just laughs]

Goldar:
Finster, the antidote! Spray her with the antidote! THE ANTIDOTE!!

Finster:
Very well, but remember, you owe me one.

[he sprays Rita with the antidote]

Finster:
Presto!

Goldar:
Anything! Just... get her... off!

Rita:
[free from the spell] Get off me, you big baboon! Have you lost your marbles?!

Rita:
You've been a good kitty, Katherine. Remind me to give you an extra saucer of milk.

Lord Zedd:
Oh, brother.

Rita:
Isn't she beautiful, Zeddy?

Lord Zedd:
Get that flea-bitten thing away from me!

[Rito has just returned to the Palace after another failure.]

Rita:
What are you doing here? Oh, why do I even bother?

Lord Zedd:
That's the exact same question I've been asking since he arrived!

[Rito makes angry mocking sounds at him.]

Rita:
Well, I suppose it's a good time for Plan B.

Rito:
Oh, good! A Plan B!

Lord Zedd:
You won't be involved, numbskull!

[He shoves Rito away.]

[Katherine is missing.]

Tommy:
What have you done with her?!

Rita:
Nothing you need to worry about!

Goldar:
Yeah!

Rita:
After all, what would Kimmie think? You spending so much time worrying about another girl!

Katastrophe:
The game isn't over yet. Next time, I won't pussyfoot around!

[She teleports away.]

Goldar:
Are you ready to surrender yet?

Tommy:
You know me better than that, Goldar!

[Rito appears.]

Rito:
I don't know you, will you surrender to me?

Saba:
White Ranger, I'm afraid I've failed you. I can see no way out of our present situation.

Tommy:
Don't lose your faith yet, Saba.

Goldar:
Not even Zordon himself could save you now!

Goldar:
Why do you continue to fight, White Ranger? Be smart, join forces with us!

[To Katastrophe.]

Lord Zedd:
Now, it's time to go play Pounce the Power Rats!

Tommy:
Alright, you walking furball! This is as far as you're gonna get!

Katastrophe:
And I suppose you're gonna stop me? Angel Grove is just one giant scratching post to me, and I'm digging my claws in!

Ninjor:
I cannot let you win, kitty. Good must prevail!

Ninjor:
Oh yeah, we bad.

[after Zedd steals the Falconzord]

Tommy:
Oh, man. I can't believe Lord Zedd has finally defeated the Power Rangers. Well, I'm not gonna let it happen. If it takes every last ounce of my strength, I will see to it that the Power Rangers are triumphant if it's the last thing I ever do!

[everyone at Lord Zedd's palace celebrates their victory]

Zedd:
We did it! We have everything we need to bring our Zords to life! The battle technology from the almighty Falconzord, and Ninjor's energy as its power source!

Ninjor:
[inside the jar] Let me out of here, you fiend!

Zedd:
This is the end of the Power Rangers! [laughs]

Ninjor:
I won't cooperate with your maniacal scheme! Not me! Forget about it!

Zedd:
Yes, you will! [shakes the jar wildly] Or I'll turn you into a cosmic milkshake! [stops shaking and taps the jar] Did you hear me?! A cosmic milkshake?!! [laughs hysterically, then calms down and hands the jar to Finster] Siphon off his energy, Finster, so we can power up our Zords. [to the jar] You be nice, little Ninjor. [pumps his fists in the air] Ah! Victory is FUN!

Zedd:
[after being teleported to the Command Center] Greetings, my friends. Isn't anyone going to ask me how my trip was?

Zordon:
Get on with it, Zedd! While you sit there, Kimberly's life is ebbing away.

[Zedd looks closely around himself]

Zedd:
Hmm, not a bad place. A little tacky. When I take over, I'll have my darling wife redecorate it.

[the Rangers say nothing, and Zedd laughs]

Zedd:
Oh, Alpha, [holds up his electrifying right hand] you can come out of hiding.

Alpha:
[slowly pops out of his hiding place] I-I don't like you,... Ed...

Zedd:
[in extreme fury like he was with Rito] IT'S ZEDD, YOU BLINKING BUCKET OF BOLTS!!! LORD ZEDD!!!!!

[Katherine appears in Zedd's dimension, where she finds Kimberly unconscious while her power is being drained]

Kat:
Hello, Kimberly. Sleeping peacefully? I wish it didn't have to be this way. [her eyes glow red, but something snaps inside] [seriously] I really do.

[after the Rangers have defeated another monster with their new Shogun Megazord]

Rita:
Oh, those Rangers ruin everything!

Zedd:
They broke my staff. They stole my zords! This job used to be fun. I want them to pay for making me so miserable!

Rita:
They already have, in a way. We still got Ninjor trapped in a bottle, and sweetie-pie Kimberly's power coin. Those Rangers are weakened!

Kat:
[temporarily breaks free from Rita's spell] I'm not an evil girl! I'm a good girl!

Rita:
[zaps Kat with her wand again] You're evil as long as I say you are!

Bulk:
Look at that guy. 5' 11", heavy accent, gray hair. Anyone interesting fit that description?

Skull [imitating Bill Clinton]:
The President of the United States?

Bulk:
Besides him.

Zedd:
[after the spell on Katherine has been lifted] I don't believe she turned on us. Who'll be next?! [to Squatt and Baboo] You two?!

Rita:
I wondered what happened to that spell, anyway. Finster, I want an answer, and I want it now!

Finster:
In analyzing my data, I conclude that Katherine's attempt to save Kimberly was a totally selfless deed. The goodness of that act overpowered your evil spell and neutralized it completely.

Rita:
[shrugs] Oh, well. Nothing lasts forever.

Kimberly:
The power's all yours now.

Kat:
As long as I'm on the right team, that matters right?

Lord Zedd:
Merriment and togetherness make me ill. Every year for centuries, these nauseating Earthlings get together and celebrate the holidays. But this year, it's going to be different.

Rita:
Aw, give me a break! You say that every year!

Lord Zedd:
How would you know?! We've only been married for a year, though it seems like centuries.

[About Zedd's brain-washing toys.]

Rito:
Y'know, Ed, this ain't such a bad idea. I kinda like this thing.

Lord Zedd:
It's "Zedd," you mental marshmallow!

Lord Zedd:
Alright, Santa, this year, you won't have to check your list because all the world's children will be naughty. And won't that be nice for me?

Santa Claus:
I know who you are, and you've been a very naughty boy this year!

Rito:
Yeah, yeah, I'm heartbroken.

Rito:
Now, you'd think that those Rangers would have someplace to go for the holidays, but nooo.

Ravenator:
Boy, you guys are bearly gonna make a light snack.I think i'm gonna eat all of Angel grove when i'm through with you.

Tommy:
Lunch break's over!

Zedd:
You couldn't even transform a helpless chimp? What kind of worthless fool are you?!

Finster:
I'm not sure. That's a difficult question to answer.

Rita:
(About Kelly) Aw, the Power Twerps have a new mascot! (To Goldar) She even looks a little like you!

Goldar:
That's a lie!

Rita:
You're right; She's better looking!

Finster:
(Trying to zap Kelly) Don't you want to be a big strong monkey like King what-his-name?

Master Vile:
[having heard of Rita and Zedd's marriage] You married Lord Zedd?! You couldn't marry anyone who had a skull!

Zedd:
I may not have a skull, but I've captured the Falcon Zord, as well as the great Ninjor. What do you have to say about that?!

Master Vile:
I don't believe it.

Rito:
But it's true, Dad! Look!

[he opens the jar and proceeds to walk towards his father; he trips on Zedd and inadvertently drops the jar]

[Inside Master Vile's space ship that resembles a skull]

Rito:
Are we there yet, dad? Are we?!

Master Vile:
Quit nagging me, boy. I've got a lot of work to do.

Tommy:
[spotting the other Rangers while exploring the Caves of Deception] Hey guys, what are you doing here?

Adam:
Tommy, the battle's over. We lost. [hangs head]

Aisha:
It's awful! Katherine's totally evil now!

Billy:
Vile has agreed to spare us and our families, if we give him the Zeo Crystal.

Rocky:
Tommy, you've got to join us! Surrender now!

Tommy:
[gets into battle stance when the Green Ranger comes into view] My friends would never surrender to Master Vile!

Green Ranger:
You're right, Tommy! They'd join with him!

Tommy:
Zedd, Rita, I believe you have somethin' of ours. [grabs the caged Falconzord]

Rita:
Oh, no! [growls]

Tommy:
Don't worry. We'll show ourselves out.

Katherine:
Cheers!

[she and Tommy teleport out, taking the Falconzord with them]

Zedd:
They took the Falconzord! Why didn't you stop them?!!

Master Vile:
And now, everyone, party like there's no tommorow... because there's not!

Master Vile:
[to the citizens of Angel Grove] I'm the new landlord in town, and all your leases are due!

Master Vile:
You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!

Rita:
You never understood me!

Master Vile:
Whatever.

Master Vile:
So I failed once. Big deal. Rita and Zedd have tried to conquer the Earth over a hundred times, and they've never come close.

Ninjor:
Turn around and fight like a... hey, what are you?

[About Master Vile.]

Lord Zedd:
And where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!

Rita:
That's because he's been busy.

Goldar:
Busy doing what?

Lord Zedd:
Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!

Master Vile:
The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis.

Lord Zedd:
So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.

Master Vile:
The Power Rangers will become the Powerless Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!

Lord Zedd:
Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!

Goldar:
Been there, done that. What are ya, new?

Kat:
We're not gonna let you do this!

Rito:
Oh! Big words for someone in pink tights!

[Master Vile has permanently defeated the Power Rangers.]

Lord Zedd:
I can't believe the old coot did it! You know what this means, don't you? I'll never hear the end of it! He'll just go on, and on...

Rita:
Don't fret, Zeddy! Why not think of this as a learning experience? Now, let's get into the act before we miss all the fun!

Lord Zedd:
Yes, I guess you're right, my dear. It is time we had some fun, isn't it? Without those Power Rangers in our way, this world is ours for the taking!

Aurico:
Thanks to hydro power, mission is accomplished!

[at the Moon Base, a furious Master Vile is on the ground]

Master Vile:
It was a full-proof plan! Why? Why?!

[Rito and Rita help their father up off the ground]

Rito:
Whoopsie Daisy daddy. Come on, don't take it so rough.

Rita:
Grow up! You're supposed to be the adult around here! Now stop it, you're embarrassing me!

Master Vile:
That's it! I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!

Aurico:
[taps Slotsky's shoulder] Sir, your food's here.

Slotsky:
Did I order something?

Aurico:
Yeah! A knuckle sandwich!

[he punches Slotsky]

[at Zedd's moon base, a furious Rita chastises Rito and Goldar for their failure to get the Rangers' Power Coins]

Rita:
Can't you do anything right?! What is it with you anyway!

Rito:
It wasn't my fault, sis. It was Mr. Goldilocks here!

[Lord Zedd spies on Goldar and Rito stranded on a boat in the middle of the lake.]

Zedd:
What's truly baffling is why I keep relying on those two mindless buffoons. Those pinheads can't do anything right!

Bratboy:
Let's play a game: I tell you what to do, and you do it, you got that?

Tommy:
Forget it, Bratboy. Go back to the freak lab where you were made!

Bratboy:
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. And I've got more then sticks and stones in store for you!

Rito:
Now we BOTH have a map! There!

Goldar:
Whattaya, got rocks in your head?!

Rito:
Nope; There's nothing in my head!

Tommy:
Hey, dough-head! Wanna play a game?

Bratboy:
Yeah! Let's play "Eliminate the Power Punks"! Who's first?

Kat:
Over here, brainiac!

Adam:
Hey, ugly, how about me?

Aisha:
Hey, over here, Bratboy.

Bratboy:
Oh, so many to choose from.

Rocky:
Can't catch me, gnatboy!

Bratboy:
GRRRRR!!! The name is Bratboy, you brain-drains

Skull:
Hey, Bulky. Do you think the Alien Rangers could beat Darth Vader?

Bulk:
You dimwit! Darth Vader is just pretend. The Alien Rangers are real!

Skull:
Oh, right, I forgot.

[pause]

Skull:
How 'bout a Klingon?

[At the Command Center's underground base, Goldar is lost.]

Goldar:
Drat, a dead end. Great, I'll have to turn back now. [Using the popcorn trail he left behind to find his way back.] That fool Rito is probably lost by now. I'll just follow this back to where I started....

[Goldar finds Rito eating his trail.]

Goldar:
What are you doing? You bonehead!

Rito:
[spitting some of the popcorn he was eating] Hey Goldie, what do you think you're doing here?

Goldar:
You... eat my trail.

Rito:
Your what?! Oh sorry, I didn't know. I mean I was hungry.

Goldar:
You were hungry?! How would you like a knuckle sandwich?

Rito:
Thank you, but no. I'm full now I just couldn't eat another bite.

Goldar:
[Face palms in embarrassment] Why me?!

Rita:
[about Arachnofiend] The 8-legged fool is all thumbs!

Kai-Ogi:
"Madam, I'm Adam", same forwards and back! Madam, I'm Adam. You're on the right track.

True of Heart:
Listen to a tale told by my people for generations: "A stranger comes," so the story goes. "He shall come in search of the light," symbolized by rock. "A crystal, pure in power." Are you the one?

True of Heart:
Do not give in to worry, Tommy. Be strong. You're running out of time. If you do not find the crystal, it will be lost forever.

Alpha 5:
Ay-yi-yi, Zordon. There's a major drain of external thermal energy in the area.

Zordon:
You are correct, Alpha. My sensors are indicating that Lord Zedd is somehow tapping into the dimensional galaxy.

Alpha 5:
Ay-yi-yi! He's pinpointing Aquitar.

Tideus:
Zedd may be trying to find a means of teleporting us back home.

Aurico:
Or of teleporting someone from home here.

Zedd:
Hydro Hog, appear to me at once!

Hydro Hog:
Yes Zedd, what do you want this time?

Zedd:
Finally a decent connection. Hydro Hog, how would you like to drain the Earth of it's water supply and destroy the Alien Rangers at the very same time.

Hydro Hog:
So, you can't get rid of them on your own eh?! [chuckles]

Rita:
We don't have the power of evaporation at our fingertips like you do, oh wart breath!

Hydro Hog:
Oh what the hey! It has been kinda boring here on Aquitar without the fish rangers to harass. I guess I'll do it.

Zedd:
Excellent! Prepare to leave at once.

Hydro Hog:
What do you think I got a lot of bags to pack?! I'm on my way.

Hydro Hog:
[after growing] Hey! Get a load of me! I'm gonna crush you like sea lice!

[Repellator returns to Zedd's Moon Palace sick.]

Repellator:
Masters, have you got any for this sore throat?

[Zedd and Rita are annoyed by Repellator's return.]

Zedd:
Repellator, what are you doing here?!

Repellator:
I caught Pink Ranger's flu bug.

[He sneezes to prove his point]

Zedd:
Oh, for crying out loud. You call this a monster.

Rita:
Finster, get your flea ridden carcass in here.

Finster:
Yes, my queen. Right here at your service. Now what's seems to be the problem.

Zedd:
Finster, find a cure for your monster and get him back down to Earth to fight Kimberly.

[Repellator sneezes and annoys Zedd and Rita further for the putting Earth under their control behind schedule.]

(Lord Zedd is seen going a shade of vermillion out of anger due to Rito's failures.)

Lord Zedd:
Such incompetence! Curses! Not only have the Power Rangers secured their ninja powers, but they now have more powerful zords.

Goldar:
I knew something like this would happen.

Rita Repulsa:
Don't worry, hubby dear. That brother of mine will take care of those runty Rangers and remember we have that Vampirus egg waiting to hatch.

[after four of the footballs have returned to normal]

Centiback:
Well, they may be gone, but you're here, and there's still time on the clock for me to execute one of my favorite plays!

[he punts his ball toward Ninjor, who catches it in his energy device]

Ninjor:
Two points!

Centiback:
Hey, fellas! You're not playin' fair! Gimme my ball back!

Ninjor:
As you wish!

[he tosses Centiback's ball towards the five remaining footballs, reverting them back into the Power Rangers]

White Ranger:
Aw, man. That's one experience I won't soon forget. Well, I'm all here. Everybody okay?

Black Ranger:
Yeah, I think so.

Saba:
I'm fine, too.

White Ranger:
Great, Saba.

Centiback:
Penalty! Too many Rangers on the field!

[Ninjor and the Red Ranger high-five]

Red Ranger:
Way to go!

Ninjor:
Slam dunk!

Zedd:
Who dares enter unannounced?!

Master Vile:
[appears before him] What?! Who dares to ask a question of me, Master Vile?!

Rita:
Oh!

Zedd:
Master WHO?!

Rita:
Zeddy...

Zedd:
What? Rita, you know this intruder?

Rita:
Meet Master Vile. My father!

[Zedd is shocked]

Rito:
Hiya, Dad!

[Master Vile laughs maniacally]