My Life as a Teenage Robot, Season 2

(after trying to dance with the SilverShell as he runs back into the gym again)

Jenny (XJ9):
I've heard of playing hard to get, but hard to hang on to?!

Brad:
(while escaping in the mini-jet from a flock of flying animals) What is this place?!

Sheldon:
It's evolution gone mad!!

(after discussing how to find Jenny's pieces)

Tuck:
Are you sure Dr. Wakeman will loan her mini-jet to a dwarf, two teens, and a disembodied head?

(about all the people around)

Jenny:
Wow Killgore. How many people did you tell about this?

Killgore:
Killgore has many adoring fans, that he shall destroy!!

Tiff:
(about Jenny's transformations) Now she has fashion growing out of her floppy drive? How're we supposed to compete with that?

Brit:
Dont fret, Tiff. We've been the fashion divas of this school for too long.

Sheldon:
(to Jenny) But removing your weapons system? Are you sure that's such a good idea?

Brad:
Yeah, Jen. Sounds pretty risky.

Jenny:
(very certain) I don't care!!! It's better to be fashionable than functional. I want a slim-down look that will make Brit and Tiff look like stuffed sausages. Take it out! Take it all out!

Jenny:
Looks like I'll have to settle for Brad again.

Brad:
Settle? What's that supposed to mean?

Jenny:
I just…I just meant-

Brad:
Meant what? Brad's not datable? Brad's a loser? Brad couldn't get a date if he were rich, handsome and the last man on planet earth?

Jenny:
I just meant we could go together if I couldn't find anyone else.

Brad:
Don't you mean anyone better?

Jenny:
No, I-

Brad:
You must be pretty desperate.

Jenny:
Look who's talking. I heard Kiki dumped you for Don Prima.

Brad:
Hey, I dumped her!

Jenny:
Was that before or after you got down on your knees and begged her to go to the movie with you?

Tuck:
Juicy!

Brad:
Well, at least I have options. Anyway, who says I'd settle for you? I already have a date.

Jenny:
Oh, yeah?! Who?!

Brad:
That's for me to know and you never to find out. That is unless you find a date, which I doubt! [leaves while laughing]

Jenny:
[yelling out the window] I DEMAND to know the name of your date!

Brad:
Over my dead body!

Jenny:
Don't give me any ideas! [slams the window door closed]

Crater Critters:
I guess you could say… that when it comes to… fighting earthlings… we rock!

Jenny:
Aw, nuts!

Crater Critter:
Since you ruined our favorite hotspot, it only seems fair that we get to eat your brain!

Jenny:
Uh, you wouldn't like my brain! It's all circuity and metallic!

Crater Critter:
Oh, good! We haven't been getting our recommended daily allowance of iron! [pulls out scalpel]

Jenny:
Mom! You completely violated my privacy!

Nora:
Privacy, schmivacy. There's science afoot. It's my latest invention: Sleepy-time Mist for insomniac babies. It's a lullaby in bottle without being addictive or causing diarrhea. [notices an oil can on the bed] Wait, what's this? Oil on the bed? And just look at the mess! It's like you're an animal or something. How many times must I tell you? It's an eyesore, a safety hazard, and against zoning regulations!

Jenny:
[fueling her face up with red of irritation; cannot take it anymore] THAT'S IT! I can't take it anymore! You interfere with my phone calls, my eating habits, you bother me about everything! You probably read my diary.

Nora:
You keep spelling "infatuation" wrong.

Nora:
You've destroyed the rocket, but did you disarm the war head?

Jenny:
Did I what the what?

Nora:
It's the part that goes BOOM!

Jenny:
Oops...

Artist:
You destroyed my statue!

Mayor:
You ruined my stage!

Bike Salesman:
You wrecked my old timey bicycle!

Brad:
Uh, no, that was me.

Bike Salesman:
Oh, yeah. My mistake.

Sheldon:
(to Dr. Wakeman) A secret underground lair! This makes my garage workshop look like a workshop in a garage!

Nora:
Where did you get that idea? A gumball machine?

Sheldon:
I'll have you know gumball machines contain valuable information!

Nora:
You are an amateur!

Sheldon:
You are a Know-It-All!

Nora:
Milbrat!

Sheldon:
Birdnose!

Nora:
How dare you?!

Sheldon:
(Subs) If you don't have her, and you don't have her, that means she's really missing!

Nora:
We'll find her.

Sheldon:
She could be anywhere between here and Cluster Prime!

Vexus:
Cluster Prime?! THAT's why they won't stop calling me!

[Brad and Tuck drop out of the sky]

Jenny:
Brad, Tuck!

Tuck and Brad:
Jenny!

[Jenny and Brad hug while Tuck is in the middle]

Sheldon:
I didn't get a hug.

[they let go of each other but their arms are on each other's shoulders]

Jenny and Brad:
I'm so glad to see you.

Jenny:
You crossed the galaxy just for me?

Tuck:
Actually, we...

[Brad puts his hand over Tuck's mouth]

Brad:
Yes, yes, we did.

Jenny:
[facing Brad] I don't know how you did it but you came to my rescue and the bravery was 100% Brad,YOU'RE MY HERO! [She and Brad hugged]