My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Season 4

Rarity:
Don't be so modest. It's everypony's dream to someday wear a crown and have their coronation ceremony preserved in stained glass for all to see.

Rainbow Dash:
I don't know if it's everypony's dream.

Pinkie Pie:
Most of my dreams are about frosting! [licks her lips, giggles]

Discord:
Ladies, ladies, I'm innocent. Would I lie to you?

Mane Six, except Fluttershy:
Yes!

Fluttershy:
Um, maybe?

Discord:
Oh, I do hope she breaks into a song this time!

Spike:
Are we there yet?

Twilight Sparkle:
I don't know where we are. We're lost. I never should have left my friends.

Spike:
We can't just give up. Maybe if I climb up there, I'll be able to spot them. well what do you know? Twilight?

Pinkie Pie:
This is the most daring dare anypony ever dared dare another pony to dare!

[Rainbow Dash and Applejack are covered in bees]

Rainbow Dash and Applejack:
Huh?

Pinkie Pie:
It's exciting!

Pinkie Pie:
Hey, you guys! Did you know I can totally play the organ? Because I didn't!

Rarity:
I hope A.K. Yearling's alright!

Twilight Sparkle:
Oh no! What if something terrible happened to her?

Rainbow Dash:
I know! There might be no more books! [Twilight glares at Rainbow Dash; awkwardly] Uhh, but, of course, I'd be worried about her, too. Heh.

Twilight Sparkle:
We're going to need a carefully thought-out plan.

Rainbow Dash:
I'm coming, Daring Do!

Twilight Sparkle:
That's not a plan!

Daring Do:
Have I mentioned yet that I work alone?

Rainbow Dash:
Have I mentioned yet that you're lucky I don't?

Scootaloo:
So... what's special about Ponyville? It's... It's... I got it! It's a place where different kinds of ponies live together as friends!

Apple Bloom:
Earth ponies like me!

Sweetie Belle:
Unicorns like me!

Scootaloo:
And Pegasi like me!

Scootaloo:
But we're winners! And we have hearts..

Silver Spoon:
Sure, but you know what you don't have?

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon:
Your cutie marks! Blank flanks, blank flanks, blank flanks!

Ms. Harshwhinny:
Professionalism, Ms. Dash. I must insist. If you want to keep your job as coach of these ponies, you must maintain a professional attitude and keep your emotions in check. Am I making myself absolutely, one hundred percent crystal clear?

Rainbow Dash:
Yes, Ms. Harshwhinny. Y'know, 'professionalism' is my middle name. Rainbow Professionalism Dash.

Spike:
Holy new personas, ponies!

Spike:
Fluttershy, we need you! You have to power up!

Fluttershy:
I'm sorry, it's just that nothing is making me mad.

[A firefly buzzes by, Mane-iac whips it down]

Fluttershy:
Oh, goodness! Are you okay? [to the Mane-iac] Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you're evil and everything, but, you hurt a teensy, little, harmless firefly!? Really!? Well, you're just a great, big, meanie! [voice getting deeper] There! I said it! What makes you think you're so special?! Like the rules of common courtesy don't apply to you?! [metamorphoses into a gigantic, muscular pony] Why don't you pick on somepony your own [shouting]] SIZE!

Rarity:
Uh, Fluttershy, sweetness, please come down, and... do stop being a vampire bat.

Rarity:
First place?

Applejack:
Wow! That was even better than I imagined

Rainbow Dash:
[flying and looping] I loved it!

Rainbow Dash:
[flutters down and folds arms] I mean, It was alright.

Granny Smith:
Has anypony seen my travellin' bonnet?

Apple Bloom:
Isn't that it on your head? [awkward pause]

Granny Smith:
No!

Apple Bloom:
It looks an awful lot like-

Granny Smith:
Well, it ain't! An' that's final!

Pinkie Pie:
Look at me! I'm part of the Apple family too! I'm arguing! Argue, argue, argue! Bicker, bicker! [laughs]

Bulk Biceps:
[screaming] "P" Is for Rainbow Dash!

Fluttershy:
[whispering] Um, "Rainbow Dash" actually starts with an 'R'.

Bulk Biceps:
[screaming] Never mind!

Rainbow Dash:
[unsurely explaining her 'injury'] I, uh, tripped on a, uh, foam hoof, and landed on a ... [unintelligible mumbling] pokey stick coming out of the ground...

Pinkie Pie:
Grrrr!! If I get my hooves on that [mines Rainbow Dash's unintelligible mumbling], it'll be in big trouble!

Pinkie Pie:
Grr!! [shows a pile of pompoms] What am I gonna do with all these now?!

Applejack:
Err, what were you gonna do with them before?

Rainbow Dash:
[excited] Oh, I can't deny it! I love to win! But if I ever gotta choose between winning, and being loyal to my friends, I'm always gonna choose my friends. 'Cause as much as I love winning, I love them waaay more.

Twilight Sparkle:
Cadance and I can spend the whole day looking at Star Swirl the Bearded artifacts!

Rarity:
Sounds like a perfect, drama-free way to spend the day with Cadance.

Twilight Sparkle:
Not counting the drama surrounding which of the bells from his cloak they've chosen to put on display! Spoiler alert: It's this one!

Fluttershy:
Now, now, he's learned his lesson. Isn't that right, my little patient?

Discord:
I'm so glad that you're back from your trip, Fluttershy. Just your presence here is making me feel so much better.

[Twilight rolls her eyes]

Discord:
I was just wondering. Could I trouble you for just one more thing?

Twilight Sparkle:
NO!!!

Discord:
...What? I was simply going to ask...for a teeny tiny glass...of water.

Pinkie Pie:
Parties are no picnic!

Fluttershy:
Oh, I like a nice picnic party.

Pinkie Pie:
[growls]

Fluttershy:
Oh!

Pinkie Pie:
Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you...TO A GOOF-OFF!!!

[Everypony gasps]

Fluttershy:
Oh, no! Not a Goof-Off!

Applejack:
What's a Goof-Off!?

Fluttershy:
I have no idea.

Pinkie Pie:
So are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?

Cheese Sandwich:
Nopony calls me "boneless"! [to his rubber chicken] Right, Boneless?

Pinkie Pie:
Then the goof-off is on for high noon!

Twilight Sparkle:
Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.

Pinkie Pie:
Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof-off!

Pinkie:
I never did get that pony's name.

Other five:
CHEESE SANDWICH!

Pinkie:
[giggles] Oh, yeah.

Pinkie Pie:
I'm glad the committee didn't automatically pick me so everypony gets a chance to see how great being me actually is! Even though the festival's basically a party and the pony of ceremonies gets to organize the whole thing. So it'd totally make sense if they did pick me.

Applejack:
[in a formal tone] My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times.

Rarity:
[in a redneck-like tone] Well, my mane is full of dust and split ends.

Applejack:
My hooves are so polished, you can see your reflection in them.

Rarity:
My hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields!

Applejack:
I'm so fashion-forward.

Rarity:
I wear droopy drawers!

Applejack:
I smell like rosebuds.

Rarity:
[screaming] I love bein' covered in mud!

Rarity:
This simply must be rectified! You must share that stunning voice at the event.

Pinkie Pie:
Yeah! You'll be so amazing! You'd be there on stage, basking in the hooflights, the centre of attention! A shining star! With everypony staring at you; judging you, jealously noting how they could be way better than you! Why wasn't it them? Why wasn't it them? And then, when you choke, they'll turn on you becoming a seething angry mob and you'd be horribly humiliated; never able to show your face in Ponyville again!

Fluttershy:
I have... stage fright.

Pinkie Pie:
[gasps] Is it contagious?

Twilight Sparkle:
Stage fright isn't a disease, Pinkie.

Applejack:
Big Mac, you've got some 'splainin' to do! Turkey call?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
Trash your voice?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
Zecora remedy?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
Not quick enough?

Big McIntosh:
Nope.

Applejack:
Needed a deep voice?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
Poison joke?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
Flutterguy?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
Better now?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Applejack:
And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?

Big McIntosh:
Eeyup.

Sweetie Belle:
I just hope no one sees us!

Apple Bloom:
'Cause we're tryin' to keep Twilight Time a secret now?

Scootaloo:
Or because we look ridiculous?

Sweetie Belle:
A little of both actually.

Seabreeze:
[tirade of indignation]

Applejack:
Uh... what did he say?

Fluttershy:
I'd... rather not say.

Fluttershy:
I'm working on a bee-type dance and was hoping you could help me? Does this bring to mind any images for you? Perhaps a bee?

Rainbow Dash:
So, uh, I've always kinda wondered what it would be like to be a griffon.

Twilight Sparkle:
Not a chance.

Rainbow Dash:
You sure? What about a dragon? No? It doesn't have to shoot fire!

Chimera's tiger head:
Where are the pies!?

Chimera's snake tail:
They're not back here.

Chimera's goat head:
This is all your fault. You think you always got to be in charge!

Chimera's tiger head:
[groans] You're lucky, you know? You've got no idea what it's like to have a sister constantly looking over your shoulder!

Apple Bloom:
Uh, actually...

[A spider crawls on a rock in front of Maud]

Fluttershy:
These spiders only live in Ponyville, and even though they may look a teeny bit scary, they're actually very sweet and help keep other, more dangerous insects away!

[The spider looks menacing at first, then becomes friendly and shows them a flower]

Maud Pie:
I was looking at the rock.

Fluttershy:
Oh.

Maud Pie:
[deadpan, to Twilight Sparkle] I prefer to read my own poetry.

Twilight Sparkle:
Oooh, I'd love to hear some of it.

Maud Pie:
[clears throat] "Rock, you are a rock. Grey, you are grey. Like a rock, which you are, rock." I've written thousands.

Pinkie Pie:
She's so prolific!

Maud Pie:
This next one is about rocks. They're all about rocks. "Rocks, these are my rocks. Sediments make me sentimental. Smooth and round, asleep in the ground. Shades of brown, and grey..."

Rainbow Dash:
That pony is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an igneous.

Rarity:
Don't you mean "inside an enigma"?

Rainbow Dash:
No. I mean "igneous". It's a kind of rock. Ask me how I know that.

Apple Bloom:
Oh my gosh! I can't believe we're goin' to see Sapphire Shores! I'm such a huge fan! I know all her songs!

Scootaloo:
'Get Your Pony On'!

Apple Bloom:
Ooh, that's one of my favorites!

Sweetie Belle:
This isn't a trip to see Sapphire Shores! It's a trip to save my sister from a horrible future!

Scootaloo:
'Serves Her Right'!

Sweetie Belle:
[gasps] How can you say that? Rarity doesn't deserve that at all!

Scootaloo:
No, 'Serves Her Right' is another one of Sapphire Shores' songs!

Apple Bloom:
You seriously didn't know that? Don't you listen to her music?!

Sweetie Belle:
...I prefer showtunes.

Scootaloo:
Ugh.

Apple Bloom:
Hey, Granny! Think you can buck me over the water?

Granny Smith:
I don't see why not! Come on, Big Mac, toss her this way!

Applejack:
Granny, wait!

Granny Smith:
Woo-hoo-hoo!

Apple Bloom and Granny Smith:
[laughing]

Applejack:
Believing in something can help you do amazing things. But if that belief is based on a lie, eventually, it's gonna lead to real trouble.

Twilight Sparkle:
Hm, by highlighting everything you don't really separate the wheat from the chaff... Or the good from the bad. Hey, I am not that tall!

Rainbow Dash:
[giggles]

Twilight Sparkle:
Yes, Rainbow?

Rainbow Dash:
Is it snack time?

Twilight Sparkle:
No.

Rainbow Dash:
Recess?

Twilight Sparkle:
No.

Rainbow Dash:
[sighs] Can't we just watch the history of the Wonderbolts movie?!

Twilight Sparkle:
No!

[Twilight begins her lecture on the Wonderbolt's history. Throughout this, Rainbow rocks her stool back and forth, making a rhythem while Owlowiscious and Spike join in.]

Twilight Sparkle:
Prior to the Great Celestia/Luna Rift, there was no need for the Earth-Unicorn-Pegasi, or EUP, Guard. But after Luna's banishment, the Protective Pony Platoons were formed. On the anniversary of the first Celestial Year of Peace, a celebration was held, Headed by General Firefly, an elite team of aerial performers were chosen to commemorate this auspicious occasion. The first performance was so full of energy, so highly charged, that magical lightning showered down on the crowd. Everypony was so filled with amazement and wonder, that General Firefly dubbed them: The Wonderbolts.

[She finally notices Rainbow goofing off; Owlowiscious and Spike stop what they're doing and leave the scene.]

Twilight Sparkle:
Rainbow Dash! Can you repeat any of my lesson?!

[Rainbow rocks her stool one last time.]

Twilight Sparkle:
The initials EUP stand for what?

Rainbow Dash:
Ernie's Undercooked Pancakes.

Twilight Sparkle:
The original aerial team performed for...?

Rainbow Dash:
Celestia's cereal celebration.

Twilight Sparkle:
The Wonderbolts were given their name by this famous Pegasus. Who is she? [to herself] Please don't say Colonel Waffle...

Rainbow Dash:
Hello? General Blazing Donut Glaze! So, did I ace it or what?

Twilight Sparkle:
Or what. You didn't get one answer correct.

Rainbow Dash:
What? But- but how?

Twilight Sparkle:
I don't know. I've never heard answers so wrong! And so breakfast-related!

Rainbow Dash:
[stomach growls]

[Twilight is about to trade all her books for the broken quill a filly has

Pinkie Pie:
STOP!! What are you doing?

Twilight Sparkle:
I was trying to get rid of all the books I don't need anymore.

Pinkie Pie:
For that? Do you reeeeeeeally want that?

Twilight Sparkle:
Well, not really, but…I'm running out of library space, so-

Pinkie Pie:
Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!! I can't believe that almost happened! But luckily it didn't happen, thanks to me.

Twilight Sparkle:
What are you talking about?

Pinkie Pie:
[showing a scroll] According to the rules of the Exchange, a trade is only fair if both ponies end up with something they want.

[Twilight rolls her eyes]

Pinkie Pie:
You can't break the rules!! Did anypony see you do it? I don't think anypony saw. But you are not gonna say anything, are you?! [giggles] Just kidding! [mischievously] Or am I?! Sometimes I can't even tell.

Rainbow Dash:
OK! We get it! You're both great friends.

Applejack:
And I know you'll love cause you already got a billion just like sitting in a drawer doing nothin'!

Twilight Sparkle:
Equestria, We have a problem.

Rainbow Dash:
This just got real.

Lord Tirek:
"Is he friend, or is he foe?" the pony wonders. I can assure you... I am no friend. I am Tirek, and I will take what should have been mine long ago.

Twilight Sparkle:
Well it's just, Princess Luna raises the moon, Princess Celestia raises the sun, you protect the Crystal Empire (Cadance), and all I seem to do is smile and wave.

Lord Tirek:
Give my regards to Cerberus.

Discord:
You meant our will, didn't you?

Lord Tirek:
Of course. Here, I want you to have something. This was given to me by someone very close to me. I give it to you as a sign of my gratitude and loyalty.

Discord:
Oh, my! I do love a good accessory. I suppose that's Rarity's influence.

Lord Tirek:
[laughs] Amusing. But we have no time for such things. With the princesses out of the way, we can now- [sees a stained glass illustration of Twilight Sparkle] [shouting] Is this meant to be humorous?!

Discord:
Oh, no, I haven't touched that one yet.

Lord Tirek:
There's a fourth? And you did not tell me this?!

Discord:
I just needed some assurance that you truly considered this a team effort. And now I have it.

Lord Tirek:
Then where can we find this fourth princess? Where is her castle?

Discord:
Castle? [laughs] No, Princess Twilight lives above a library in Ponyville. Castle? [laughs]

Lord Tirek:
Not for much longer.

Lord Tirek:
You've gathered up all of them?

Discord:
And her little dragon, too.

Fluttershy:
Why are you doing this? I thought we were friends.

Discord:
Oh, we were. But Tirek offered me so much more than just tea parties. Surely, you saw this coming.

Fluttershy:
[crying] I didn't. I really didn't.

Lord Tirek:
Princess Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle:
[gasps] Tirek!

Lord Tirek:
You have something that belongs to me!

Lord Tirek:
How it this possible?! You have no magic!

Twilight Sparkle:
You're wrong, Tirek! I may have given you my Alicorn magic, but I carry within me the most powerful magic of all!

Princess Celestia:
You've been wondering what you are meant to do as a princess. Do you know now?

Twilight Sparkle:
As princess, I believe I have the power to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. That is the role I am meant to have in our world! The role I choose to have! But I didn't defeat Tirek on my own, it took all of us to unlock the chest.

Princess Celestia:
Then it is unlikely you are meant to take on this task alone. [opens door, showing thrones for the mane 6 and Spike]

Mane 6/Spike:
[gasps] Wowwee! Wow...

Princess Celestia:
You are now Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship.

[Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Spike test their thrones]

Princess Celestia:
But what is the Princess of Friendship without her friends?

Discord:
Wait a minute, where's my throne?!

Fluttershy:
I don't think you're quite there, yet.

Discord:
[chuckles sheepishly] Yes, well, I suppose not.

Twilight Sparkle:
[singing, last line of season 4] Let the rainbow remind you that together we will always shine.

Rarity reading:
hold close this book and through its spell your start a chain reaction, projecting forth whatever beauty you see, only when true words are spoken you’ll be finally be set me.

Spike:
did it work?

Rarity:
There’s only one way to find out!

Magic Zap!

Rainbow Dash:
Take that! And that! And that! (Kicks clouds while laughing)

Magic Zap!

Rainbow Dash:
What in the- Get it off of me!

Rarity:
Now look at Rainbow Dash, cloudbusting with style!

Rarity reading in flash back:
only when true words are spoken you’ll be finally be set free.

[During Twilight's flying lesson]

Rainbow Dash:
You gotta really flap 'em hard!

[Twilight flaps her wings so hard, she flies into a tree.]

Rainbow Dash:
Oop, maybe not quite that hard.

[Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were spying on the Crusaders' rehearsal.]

Diamond Tiara:
Did you see that?! I can’t believe I’m saying this, they could win!

Silver Spoon:
But how do we stop them? We already called them blank flanks!

Diamond Tiara:
Then we need to find a new way to get under their skin.

[She notices Scootaloo's wings.]

Diamond Tiara:
Or maybe...get under their wings.

Applejack:
Somepony wanna tell me what the hay is going on?

Spike:
Holy new personas, ponies!

Maud Pie:
I don't love rock candy... [smiles] ...but I do love Pinkie Pie.

Applejack:
It's time for you to tell the truth! You never needed crutches at all, did ya?

Silver Shill:
I, uh... (he pulls a lever which makes a whistle to blow steam)

Applejack:
Hey! (she and Apple Bloom brace themselves from the steam as they are covered by it)fxzr6vkhiz

Rarity:
But, wait... I don't seem to need it anymore, do I? Yes. Yes! I can feel its magic flowing within me now! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Spike:
I'm so scared...