New Looney Tunes, Season 1

Yosemite Sam:
Hey! You ain't the regular getaway driver!

Sir Littlechin:
I am Sir Littlechin, dragon slayer. I'm here to slay dragon.

Bugs Bunny:
No dragon here, doc. Just a rabbit and a very noisy squirrel.

Wile E. Coyote:
You've messed with the wrong suburban home owner, buddy! [chuckles]

Yosemite Sam:
There! A cloud just like you said! [jumps off the balloon] Yee-Haw!

Bugs:
Hey! You forgot your hat! [drops the bowling balls and the hat]

Bugs:
Oh-ho! The tables have turned!

Yosemite Sam:
How about this. [puts a few horseshoes in a boxing glove] Sam! You're a garbage eating troll! [winds his fist and punches himself]

Bugs:
Really. The slightest movement!

Leslie:
The very slightest.

Bugs:
[starts dancing] Like this?

[Music starts playing as Bugs dances.]

Leslie:
Hey!

[Bugs gets chased by Leslie all the way to the lasered barricade surrounding the carrot patch. Bugs stops, but, Leslie slips in the barricade and gets punctured by the darts.]

Leslie:
Gobble, gobble! [he faints]

Bugs Bunny:
Hey, Bambi, how about you cool it with the coolin'?

Winter Stag:
I am not Bambi.

Bugs Bunny:
Let me guess, Dancer? Prancer? Donner? Oh, Blitzen!

Winter Stag:
Oh, stereotyping. Don't you have some eggs to paint?

Bugs Bunny:
Touché. However, your snow stocking antlers have me confused on your identity.

Winter Stag:
I'm not a reindeer, I'm a snow deer. I'm the Winter Stag. I bring the snow.

Bugs Bunny:
I thought Old Man Winter did that.

Winter Stag:
What?!

Bugs Bunny:
Or Jack Frost or Mother Nature?

Winter Stag:
Oh, so a human has to do everything. I have been doing this job forever!

Bugs Bunny:
But aren't you a tad early? Summer just started.

Winter Stag:
Oh, I thought I'd get an early start. Everyone loves winter. Now if you'll excuse me.

Bugs Bunny:
[As he touches the Winter Stag's tail] Hey, Stag Abbey!

Winter Stag:
Ah, nobody touches the tail!

[He freezes Bugs with his antlers, walks off, then he comes back, charging at Bugs and butts him to a mountain]

Bugs Bunny:
Hey, bird boy! Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep over here!

Bugs:
What is this? Everyone Complain Day?! [his stomach growls] I gotta get something to eat!

Scarecrow:
Achoo!

GPS:
Bless you!

Bugs:
That wasn't me!

Scarecrow:
[sarcastically] Ooh, scary barnyard animals.

Bugs Bunny:
[Ringing the triangle] Come and get it.

[The farm animals starts to eat the scarecrow's giant foot, but the scarecrow, but the farm animals follow him and ate the scarecrow's entire giant body which leaves him to only his head]

Scarecrow:
Woah, hey! Oh!

Sam:
MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY, DADDY, MOMMY! MOMMY! DADDY! MOMMY!

Bugs:
Imagine that! I guess this new version still has some bugs in it! [laughs, rings a bell] Next!

[Bugs and Bigfoot escape the hazmats, using the satchel as a parachute.]

Bugs:
We did it! [His stomach growled] After all that, I never did get my breakfast!

Wile E.:
How many times have I told you--

Bugs:
--To keep lids on your garbage cans?!

Both:
Because, it stinks!

Wile E.:
How hard is it to keep your stench on your side of the fence?!

Bugs:
My stench?! How dare you!

Wile E.:
Well, it's coming from your side of the bushes!

Skunk:
Doesn't anyone knock anymore?

Both:
SKUNK!!

Bugs:
C'mon, Squeaks! Let's get out of here!

Wile E.:
What?! You're gonna leave just like that? Fine! Go!

Theodore Tasmanian:
What are you doing here, Bugs?

Bugs Bunny:
Uh, it's Prank Week.

Theodore Tasmanian:
No can do this year.

Bugs:
[sniffs at the camera, twitches his eyebrows, laughs, until he hears Tad Tucker coming.] Uh Oh!

Bugs:
Remember, a family of rabbits!

Tad:
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!

Bugs:
See you later! Oh. Hey! You forgot your...Magic hat. Hmm. Don't mind if I do. [puts the magic hat on] Carrots, Hear me! Mischief I weave. Come to me, this Hallow's Eve. [nothing happened] Well. It was worth a shot.

Bugs:
So, then I says, "Maybe you just need a little hare at the front!"

[Bugs has received the silver jacket and Leslie goes insane.]

Bugs:
Sheesh! I just came out here to have a little fun! And now, I'm going home with this ugly silver jacket!

Leslie:
[crazy shouts] Carry my bags, Lilylegs! Yes! The best gets out of Leslie P. Lilylegs! [laughs hysterical, two men carried him away]

Bugs:
Don't worry, Leslie! The nice man will fit you with a special jacket of your very own!

Bugs:
C'mon, Squeaks! This oughta kill four and a half minutes!

[Some kind of portal appears on Bugs.]

Bugs:
You see, kids! This is what happens there, if you don't keep your positive attitude.

Bugs:
Oww! I think I got a foot cramp! Don't you hate it when that happens?

Wile E. Coyote:
I just can't function without electricity! Nothing is turned on! I need buttons to press, screens to watch, ELECTRONIC STEMULATION! [sobbing]

Wile E. Coyote:
[he is getting hungry] I'm starving! I could eat a.......wait! You're free range and organicly grown, aren't you?

Bugs Bunny:
Now hold on, bub. I don't like where you're going with this!

[Wile E. starts to feel his inner coyote instinct starting to emerge. He visions Bugs as a hamburger]

Bugs Bunny:
You...[gulp] you okay, Wile E.?

[Wile E. holds up a sign that says "Yup" and then he howls]

Bugs:
Yeah! Well. I may smell, but, your puppety stinks! [hears his stomach growl]

[Elmer Fudd's first appearance.]

Bugs:
Nothing like starting your day than with a little tai chi! Gives me quite awareness of myself and my surroundings!

Elmer Fudd:
Excuse me!

Bugs:
[yelps, notices Elmer Fudd] You really caught me off Guard!

Elmer Fudd:
I'm Elmer Fudd! And I was wondering if you might intewested in joining my animal menagewie!

Bugs:
[notices other rabbits] Hot Dog! Other rabbits!

Bugs:
We got rid of that obstacle, but, that was the...Goal!

[Bugs sings a song about Bubblewrap, to the tune of the Blue Danube]

Bugs:
I rolled out the wrap, Toe pop, toe pop, I rolled out some more, Finger pop, ear pop, I spread it around, Finger pop, butt pop, I'm not slowing down, Leap leap, bounce bounce, It's everywhere now, I pop with mop, I wrap up the pig, And he goes plop, I climb up so high to the sky, Then, I take a swan dive

Porky:
(Screams)

Bugs:
Never send a pig to do a rabbit's job!