NYPD Blue, Season 2

Dan:
Remember: G.R.I.P. Growth. Resolution. Intention. Purpose.

Andy:
[mutters] Yeah. Grip this.

Norman:
You girls know the rules: your homework is late, I have to spank you.

Denise:
We know.

Norman:
Well, get in the position.

Denise:
[spanked] Ouch.

Suzie:
[spanked] Ouch!

Andy:
If I got dick-fist, Brigham, my fist looks like your face.

Vincent:
Good night, Kelly.

John:
Good night, Sergeant.

Andy:
"He embarrassed the job"

Andy:
And piss runs uphill, right, Captain? An you're a stand-up guy.

Andy:
It's IAB - they can't find their own heads up their asses!

Bobby:
[opening lines]

Bobby:
Oh, Andy. Bobby Simone. Good to meet you.

Andy:
Uh... yeah.

Andy:
Hey, Lieutenant. It's no good. It's not gonna work out. I just met this new guy.

Arthur:
Simone?

Andy:
Yeah. It's not gonna work out.

Arthur:
What happened?

Andy:
Don't get me started. His attitude is all wrong. "How you doing?" That type of thing.

Arthur:
He asked you how you are doing?

Andy:
Yeah. I can't... it's not going to work out.

Andy:
Hey, how's it going?

Sylvia:
I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?

Andy:
[nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?

Sylvia:
First or last?

Andy:
If it was his first, he'd be a girl.

Sylvia:
Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.

Andy:
Yeah, maybe.

Bobby:
[into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.

Bobby:
I breed birds. Racing pigeons.

Sylvia:
[to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.

Andy:
Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.

Bobby:
How do you do?

Sylvia:
How do you do.

Andy:
[to Simone] They gave you that address?

Bobby:
Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.

Sylvia:
[to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.

Bobby:
It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.

Sylvia:
You guys and your hobbies.

Andy:
Takes me 22 years to make second grade, this guy gets there shoving away squeegie-bums.