Perfect Hair Forever

Coiffio:
What the EFF are you doing?

Cat Man:
Whaddya mean? I'm grooming.

Coiffio:
Where is Gerald?!

Cat Man:
Oh, he's getting chased by a bear.

Coiffio:
Oh, the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!

Cat Man:
Sorry, man, you're breaking up...

Coiffio:
The bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!

Cat Man:
Are you calling Cat Man undependable?

Coiffio:
Yes, pussy cat man!

Cat Man:
Yeah, you know what? Suck it.

Coiffio:
Yes!

Model Robot:
I think we're dealing with a very, very, very smart person... or a very, very, very stupid person.

Coiffio:
And so we are very, very, very much in danger... or very, very, very much... safe!

Uncle Grandfather:
Who is it?

Young Man:
I have come with a communication from the Ministry of Planning, concerning the french premiere who's been found dead of corruption.

Uncle Grandfather:
I'm busy.

Young Man:
We must act before it's too late. The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now their numbers probably aren't going to decrease.

Uncle Grandfather:
Ok, whatever. Fine. Good luck with that. Giddyup Brenda! Ye ha!

Young Man:
You don't understand! People are getting dead.

Uncle Grandfather:
You mean people are getting nude?

Young Man:
Dead.

Uncle Grandfather:
Or... nude?

Young Man:
Dead.

Uncle Grandfather:
Come in, Nude.

Young Man:
You're not a Nude.

Uncle Grandfather:
Uncle Grandfather away! Ah, feh.

Young Man:
You don't understand. The protecting stone makes this Yugioh disappear...

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, yeah.

Young Man:
...Which means the Miyagi Crystals will help very much in searching for the Yugioh barrier

Uncle Grandfather:
Sure.

Young Man:
That means the others won't be able to look for us since things move more easily the closer they are to human form.

Uncle Grandfather:
Right, right, right.

Young Man:
The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now...

Uncle Grandfather:
Enough, fight now for three minutes.

Young Man:
What?

Uncle Grandfather:
Ok, one, two, three, go! What are you waiting for?

[After the baby driving the car falls into the hole with the Young Man and animals]

Young Man:
First, I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker. Then, my hand gets severed. Now I have to care for a drunk baby.

Sherman:
We could eat that.

Gerald:
Mom, where's my bike?

Mom:
Uh...oh, you know what? Japanese Bear Dad sold it to himself to use in his Tokyo circus act.

[Japanese Bear Dad walks by, knocking Gerald down]

Gerald:
Hey [stands up] Let's find that circus and buy back my bike.

Mom:
Oh, can we do it tomorrow?

Gerald:
Tomorrow? Japan isn't open on Sundays.

Mom:
Not your tomorrow. My tomorrow's Wednesday.

Gerald:
Was Dad a Japanese Bear Dad this morning?

Gerald's Mom:
I don't know. I was too drunk. I woke up drunk. Weren't you?

Gerald:
I'm too young to drink.