Recess, Season 4

[The episode begins with the gang eating lunch in the cafeteria as Gus drinks his entire carton of chocolate milk]

T.J.:
[amazed] Wow, Guster, what a set of lungs!

Mikey:
Yeah, but maybe you shouldn't have finished your milk first. I mean, aren't you gonna need it for your peanut butter sandwich?

Gus:
I couldn't help myself, guys. I love chocolate milk. Whoever thought that putting candy in milk was a genius. [takes a bite of his sandwich] An evil genius. Be right back.

Spinelli:
Oh, man, I got more food on me from cleaning than I did in battle!

Gus:
Guys, I can put an end to this if I just told on…

T.J.:
[as he and the others cover his mouth; sternly] Don't say it, Gus.

Gus:
But you don't understand! It was… [his friends cover his mouth again]

T.J.:
Gus, I'm serious. Don't say it. That'll make you a tattletale.

Miss Finster:
Care for a soda, Randall?

Randall:
Gee, thanks, Miss Finster. Don't mind if I do.

Miss Finster:
Next!

Gus:
[shouting in protest] YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME TELL! THERE'S A CODE! AN UNBREAKABLE KID CODE! [covers his mouth]

Miss Finster:
A code, eh? Well, let's just see if we can't crack it. Forget the alphabets, sonny, you're next!

Randall:
[berating Gus as he's taken away] Griswald, you ratted me out! You're a tattletale, you hear me?! A TATTLETALE!!!

Miss Finster:
You six are in the biggest trouble ever!

Spinelli:
Man, oh, man. My mom and dad didn't take too kindly to the news last night.

Gus:
Pop says I'm not allowed to have another accident until I'm 30.

Mikey:
People were crying in the interviews! It was tearing me apart!

T.J.:
Look, first thing we do when we get to school is knock on Prickly's door, explain our side of the story, and apologize up and down.

Miss Finster:
Time to receive your new tools. [holds out a bucket of water and some toothbrushes]

Gus:
But I already brushed my teeth.

Miss Finster:
Oh, they're not for your teeth.

[The Recess gang are peeling onions while weeping tearfully due to its reaction]

Mikey:
[tearfully] It's hard to tell where the onion-crying stops and the loss-of-a-carefree-childhood crying begins.

Gretchen:
It's going to be okay, Mikey.

Vince:
What are you talking about, "brains?" We're in the biggest trouble ever!

Gretchen:
I'm perfectly aware our situation is hopeless, Vince. I was really trying to console Mikey.

T.J.:
Guys, we got to stay together. The adults are already doing enough to punish us. We shouldn't punish each other.

Miss Finster:
Any chance you have a plan for this one, Detweiler?

T.J.:
No, ma'am, I do not.