Rocko's Modern Life, Season 3

Heffer:
[about to lift up the bed] One... two... three... LIFT! [lifts up the mattress and Ed slides down and falls into the trash can]

Filburt:
And now, for the appropriate urge.

[Bev starts crying uncontrollably as Heffer, Filburt, Rocko and she walk outside]

Heffer and Filburt:
[sings the wedding march while Bev continues crying] Da dum da-dum! Da da-da-dum!

Filburt:
It is only a stupid fortune cookie. I should listen to Rocko more often.

Filburt:
THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING! No matter what I do, the fortune is always the same! [breaks down, sadly] I'll never win Mega-Spin.

Rocko:
My living room, it's a bathroom. My closet is a bathroom. My basement is a bathroom! My ballroom is a bathroom! Even my bathroom is a bathroom! Well, I guess that's okay. THERE'S TOO MANY BATHROOMS!!!!

Bucky:
Too many bathrooms? What do you mean? You can never have too many bathrooms.

Rocko:
[enraged] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU WACKO!!!

Rocko:
O-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...

Heffer:
Or doorbell!

Rocko:
Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...

Filburt:
Or cheese!

Rocko:
[getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time!

[He struggles to contain his anger]

Rocko:
... Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...

Heffer:
HOLD IT!

Rocko:
[furious] WHAT?!

Heffer:
Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...

Rocko:
[at the limits of his patience] Yeeeeesss?!

Heffer:
...Do we really need the cheese at all?

Filburt:
Why, you big stupid cow.

Heffer:
What? What'd I say?

Filburt:
Why do you torment me like this?

Heffer:
I'd probably do now!

Filburt:
Just let me do it the way I want it!