Rookie Blue, Season 2

McNally:
  What are you guys doing? 

Diaz:
  Just cleaning the place a bit.  Make it look a little less, you know, murder-y.

Epstein:
  [facetiously]  You all good, Gail?  Can I get you anything?  Gail's had paralysis ever since she found out her mom was coming in tonight.  Superintendent Elaine Peck.

Diaz:
  Super nice lady.

Peck:
  You don't know her.

Diaz:
  Yeah, we had Sunday dinner, like, a month ago.  She was really great.

Peck:
  She kept calling you "Craig." [Nash snickers]

Diaz:
  "Craig" is a great name.

[Peck leaves the room]

Epstein:
  Well, at least we now know how to make the demon flee: speak the name of thy life giver.

Swarek:
  Why are you so happy?  Don't tell me.  You're jazzed about the open house.

Nash:
  My 6-year-old gets to see where I work, and he's excited.  So he gets excited, I get excited.  It's an all-around exciting day.

Swarek:
  I guess he thinks, like everybody else, we play with plastic guns and yell "stick 'em up"?

Williams:
  And apparent it's day three without caffeine for officers Shaw and Swarek.  Whoever caffeinates first pays the tab at The Penny tonight.

Swarek [glances at Shaw]  Your stupid idea.

Shaw:
  You know what?  It was my wife's stupid idea, dude, and you didn't have to agree with it.

Shaw:
  [to the rookies]  We can get some of these happy hour soakers off the street, right?  Get close.  Smell their breath.  Pay attention to details stammering, lying, bottle of vodka kicking around in the backseat.  Epstein, you've been drunk, huh?  Picture yourself.

Swarek:
  [looks over at a grumpy McNally]  You wanna drive, just let me know.  We can switch.

McNally:
  Why are you being so nice to me right now?

Swarek:
  I'm a nice guy.

McNally:
  No, you are not.

Diaz:
  So I guess this means Andy and Luke aren't getting married.

Peck:
  Not this week.  This week, they're taking a little space.

Epstein:
  Eh, one big break-up Every couple gets one.

Peck:
  Hey.  That's my line.  You can't steal my theory when I'm sitting right here.

McNally:
  Hope you're enjoying this.

Swarek:
  Yeah.  Why is that? 

McNally:
  Oh, me and you, driving fast, chasing bad guys.  This really might be the last time we do this together.

Swarek:
  Oh, you miss me already.  That's sweet.

McNally:
  So this undercover operation with Boyd…I mean, is it dangerous? 

Swarek:
  Well, they don't usually do deep cover on people with parking tickets Unless you got a lot of 'em, then it's a joint meter maid/E.T.F thing.  Why?  You wanna come with me? 

McNally:
  Just thought maybe you could use the backup.

Swarek:
  Oh?

McNally:
  I heard last time you were in deep cover, you got chased down and tackled by a girl.

Swarek:
  Overeager rookie.  Didn't want to make her look bad on her first day.

Epstein:
  They think he's driving a maroon SUV.

Shaw:
  All right.  Okay.  Well, we're getting somewhere!

Epstein:
  SUV's one of the most common cars on the road.

Shaw:
  [glares at Epstein]  Don't be a buzzkill.  It's a lead.  [to Diaz and Epstein]  Now you ladies keep an eye out.  I'm gonna go see if I can find some bushes need watering.

Diaz:
  Um pretty sure everything's frozen this time of year.

Shaw:
  I'm going pee, Diaz.  I'm gonna go pee in the bushes.