Saturday Night Live, Season 34

Saturday Night Live (SNL) is a weekly late night 90-minute (including commercials) American comedy-variety show based in New York City which has been broadcast by NBC on Saturday nights since October 11, 1975. It is one of the longest-running network entertainment programs in American television history. Each week, the show's cast is joined by a guest host and a musical guest who usually performs a song prior to its album's release.

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Sarah Palin (Tina Fey):
You know, Hillary and I don't agree on everythi...

Hillary Clinton (Amy Poehler):
[cutting in] On anything! I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy.

Sarah Palin:
And I can see Russia from my house!

Hillary Clinton:
I believe that global warming is caused by man.

Sarah Palin:
And I believe it's just God hugging us closer!

Hillary Clinton:
I don't agree with the Bush Doctrine.

Sarah Palin:
[laughs] I don't know what that is!

Hillary Clinton:
But, Sarah, one thing we can agree on is that sexism can never be allowed to permeate a American election.

Sarah Palin:
So, please, stop Photoshopping my head on sexy bikini pictures!

Hillary Clinton:
And stop saying I have cankles!

Sarah Palin:
Don't refer to me as a MILF!

Hillary Clinton:
Don't refer to me as a FLIRJ! I Googled what it stands for, and I do not like it!

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