Spin City, Season Five

Caitlin:
What's your excuse?

Charlie:
I have an excuse, but it's really not the time right now.

Caitlin:
Yes it is.

Charlie:
Well, I flew with air Sweden yesterday.

Caitlin:
Oh, don't tell me, you met some fancy stewardess and ended up going to her hotel.

Charlie:
...

Caitlin:
Oh my god.

Charlie:
Stuart, says here you're with the war against pornography.

Stuart:
You're reading that wrong, it's the war against the war against pornography.

Charlie:
I thought that was a typo.

Caitlin:
Do you remember anything about this woman?

Charlie:
Ehr...

Caitlin:
You pig!

Charlie:
Wait, something's coming.

Carter:
Stuart, Rags was swept to the street last day and accidentally taken to the pound.

Stuart:
He was found without a leash and than committed a G&B.

Carter:
...

Stuart:
Growl and Bite.

Carter:
Come on, you're in charge of this, make a call and set him released.

Stuart:
Can't do that Carter, if I release Rags we have to release that Poodle we napped for a DNR.

Carter:
...

Stuart:
Dump -N- Run.

Stuart:
Hey Paul, nice suit... wait a minute, today's the Bagel.

Charlie:
What's the Bagel?

Stuart:
Every year when Paul asks the mayor for a raise he gives him... the bagel.

Carter:
[Walks in] Hey Paul, hey today's the bagel.

Stuart:
How are we going to find a gay guy in here.

Caitlin:
Let me do it, I'll just give him the look, if he doesn't return it, he's gay.

Caitlin:
[Gives look to guy, guy looks away] Excuse me, you're gay right?

Guy:
No.

Caitlin:
Excuse me, but you are.

[Guy walks away]

Caitlin:
'Couple years of therapy, he'll find it out.