T.U.F.F. Puppy, Season 3

[T.U.F.F. headquarters; Tammy is in the elevator putting makeup on, the elevator doors open, revealing Keswick laying on a floating pink cloud with hearts in his eyes, staring dreamily at her]

Keswick:
Morning, Tammy! [Tammy screams] I've been on Cloud 9 since I met you. Cloud 9 is the name of the hovering platform I built to be closer to your face. [Tammy closes the elevator doors on his nose] Love hurts.

Chief:
Let me guess, Tammy trouble?

Keswick:
Yeah. It just seems my wooing isn't working.

Dudley:
Well, maybe Kitty can give you some girl advice. She's kind of a girl.

Kitty:
[flicks Dudley in the ear] Thanks, Dudley. And you're kind of a secret agent. So, how exactly have you been wooing her, Keswick?

Keswick:
Well let's see, I snuck into her house, then wrote "I love you" on her bathroom mirror in ketchup.

Keswick:
Agent Puppy, this is a nightmare!

Dudley:
You're telling me. I really wanted that lemon cream donut.

Keswick:
I'm never gonna win Tammy over. [sighs helplessly]

Dudley:
You just gotta keep trying, Keswick. I know women, and the one thing they love is being desperately pursued by a guy they're not interested in.

[Petropolis Hospital; Snaptrap and Bird Brain are recovering after being beaten by Tammy]

Snaptrap:
Well, this is humiliating.

Bird Brain:
You're telling me. Two respected thespians, such as ourselves, reduced to being beaten up by a girl?!

Snaptrap:
No, I was talking about my hospital gown. It doesn't close in the back.

Bird Brain:
We should give that Tammy a taste of her own medicine.

Snaptrap:
Sorry, I'm gonna need all my medicine. She really kicked my butt. Which as I mentioned, it's the only part of me this robe isn't covering.

Wanna-Bee:
Wait! The Rumble Bee?! That's my brother, the one who went to the Amazon without me! [groans] He must've been sprayed by those scientists and turned into a killer bee! THIS IS SO UNFAIR! [to Dudley and Kitty] The Rumble Bee doesn't need to be a killer bee. [to the viewers] He's already super bad! HE'S A MONSTER!