Teachers, Season 1

Kurt:
If it's another suicide attempt, tell them they must try harder.

Brian:
In my first two terms I turned a cup winning first eleven into a cup, league and inter-school losing side. Look at me now.

Simon:
Yeah, but who cares if the kids pass running around? This is English we're talking about.

Kurt:
Oh, here we go.

Simon:
And how hard can it be to pass GCSE typing a letter and downloading porn?