The Amazing Race, Season 5

Mirna:
The prostitute would know where the discotheque is wouldn't she?

Karen:
Mirna & Charla are at a great disadvantage-

Linda:
And their kickin' our butts!

Marshal:
Stop looking at the camel.

Colin:
Detour, plow or fowl? What do you think, a thousand ducks?

Christie:
The plow.

Colin:
Start looking in through here, you know what I mean?

Christie:
How are you doing it?

Colin:
I can't control where he goes, baby.

Christie:
Keep looking.

Colin:
Which way?

Christie:
Keep looking, on bottom.

Colin:
You're not even helping me look, baby. You're just standing around.

Christie:
There's not much I can do, baby. It's gonna be in the plowed area, it's gonna be deep. That's why you gotta be really looking, in the plowed area.

Christie:
Do you understand?…

Colin:
I UNDERSTAND!

Colin:
WHERE'S HE GOING?! NO, IN THIS FIELD!!! Oh my god.

Colin:
MY OX IS BROKEN!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

Christie:
Colin, is it impossible to control him?

Christie:
Please answer me when I talk to you. If there's any way possible that you can not wander aimlessly…

Colin:
Do you know how hard it is to look down and try to drive him? Do you know how difficult that is? It wasn't this hard for the other teams. I can guarantee you that much!

Christie:
Grab the plow!

Colin:
I CAN'T GET HIM TO GO OVER THERE!!!

Christie:
Well, calm down…

Colin:
WHY DO YOU KEEP TURNING?!

Christie:
Colin, why don't you learn how to control it?

Colin:
I'M TRYING!!!

Christie:
Listen to yourself, no wonder you can't control it!

Colin:
See, I can't make him go over there!

Christie:
I don't want another word coming out of your mouth.

Colin:
Oh my god, I hate you.

Christie:
Just plow…

Colin:
COME ON!!!

Colin:
WOAH, WOAH!!! Stupid ox! No! STAY IN THE FIELD!!!

Colin:
GET THE F*CK OVER HERE AND HELP LOOK!!!

Christie:
It's so deep, Colin…

Colin:
I DON'T CARE!!! WALK THROUGH WITH YOUR FEET UNTIL YOU FEEL IT!!!

Christie:
(finds clue) It's right here.

Colin:
Oh my god.

Christie:
(reading clue) Find the Pit Stop, the Coconut Palace.