The Drew Carey Show, Season 2

Lewis:
I can't make it out through all the squiggly lines. Why don't you just pay the $10 a month so we can actually see it?

Drew:
I can't. I already get the Cartoon Network, and I heard if you get that and the Sex Channel, they put you in a special file.

Lewis:
[sipping from a wading pool] This has gotta be at least the fifth biggest margarita I've ever drank in my life.

Larry:
The fifth biggest?

Lewis:
Frat party, frat party, frat party, and the Super Mucho Grande Margarita at La Cucaracha's, which actually has its own undertow.