The Fairly OddParents, Season 8

Mrs. Powers:
Alright who threw that?!

Goldie Goldengirl:
Oh spiders!

Cosmo:
Give me a T I M M Y! What does it spell? Seriously what does it spell?

Timmy:
I object!

Blue Fairy Council:
On what grounds?

Timmy:
On the grounds that we're losing? Cosmo, wake up!

Jorgen:
I think we all remember the last secret wish. December 19 1986. Little Joshua Applebee secretly wished for Chuckles the Fairy eating Cockatiel.

Foop:
[plays Toccata & Fugue in D minor on organ] Sorry I just love to play at funerals.

Jorgen:
Turner, what did you wish for?

Timmy:
Okay don't be mad but, I secretly wished that everyone would stop aging so that I could stay 10 years old and keep my fairies forever.

Blue Fairy council Member:
What? WHAT?! WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS WISH?!

Timmy:
50 years ago?!

Jorgen:
So let me get this straight, you and everyone else on earth are actually 50 years older?!

Cosmo:
Do the math Jorgen. 10 + 50 is 13. You're fine Timmy. Lets all go home. If my hunch is correct there should be a puppy there waiting for me.

Father Time:
Sorry, sorry, I forgot to set my watch for Daylight Savings Time. I sprung ahead when I should have fallen back. Hey, I brought gifts. [he reaches into his beard] You know what they say, there's no present like the time. [pulls out four watches] Get it?

Blue Fairy Council Member:
He's been doing that same joke for thousands of years.

Mr. Turner:
I'LL FIX IT!

Mr. Turner:
Yesterday, I tried to fix a pencil sharpener at work and they had to CALL IN THE COAST GUARD!

Timmy:
C'mon Dad, you're exaggerating

Mr. Turner:
[Picks up Timmy to his face] Tell that to Mitch from accounting, he clung to a floating copier for hours until the fish CAME OUT! [Sobbing] Waaaah, oh Miiitch....

Mrs. Turner:
Oh honey, don't be so hard on yourself. What do you say we make some popcorn and watch the toilet?

Mr. Turner:
It's no use, I'm an incompetent BOOB! [Walking sobbingly to the front door] I'm just going to stand in the garbage can, in the alley, for the rest of my life [Opens the door with a wrench, an ocean of water floods into the house]

Mr. Turner:
I flooded the house trying to make hot dogs.

Timmy:
Guys! I need help.

Cosmo:
Not now Timmy, we're upset 'cause Timmy blew up!

Cosmo:
No! You have a perfect civilization. Why would you want to add a woman to it?

Cosmo:
[talking to Timmy, about Dad] He destroys everything he touches: The toilet, the TV, your childhood...

Timmy:
Your calling yourselves the L.O.S.E.R.S.?

Wanda:
Oh we took the bear bus.

Vicky:
The eyes!

Mr. Turner:
It's no use, son! The gig is up!

Mrs. Turner:
We know your secret!

Timmy:
Ahhh! You were right, Wanda! I got careless and now I'm totally busted!

Mr. Turner:
That's right, son! You might as well 'fess up!'

Timmy:
Well, -

Wanda:
Timmy, no!

Poof:
Poof, poof!

Timmy:
It's too late. My mom and dad know I have... fairy godparents.