The Goodies, Series 4

Bill & Tim:
[as rabbits] Nnnyeeehh!

Graeme:
[Serves them a whole lot of carrots] There we are eat 'em all up. [Bill and Tim refuse, showing a great dislike for the carrots] Aw c'mon, if you're real rabbits you can't get enough of those.

Tim:
Course we're not real rabbits. [suddenly realise] Oh, did I say that?

Graeme:
[Pleased, and slightly cocky by this reaction] It's wearing off isn't it?

Bill:
No it is not!

Graeme:
[Adamant] In that case eat your carrots!

Bill:
Naw, c'mon, even rabbits need a change of diet now and again.

Graeme:
All right then, 2 tons of lettuces.

[Further disgust and refusal from Bill and Tim]

Tim:
Why not... Fish and chips?

Graeme:
[Again pleased by the response] It is wearing off isn't it?

Tim:
No! We're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny.

[Bill and Tim raise their arms in a 'Heil Hitler' gesture]

Graeme:
Aw well, if you're still the sworn servants of Big Bunny, you probably won't want a slice of this delicious pie.

[Affirmative murmurs from Bill and Tim, a few words such as "pie?" and "scrummy" can be heard]

Graeme:
Oh all right, there you are. [serves them slices of pie] Eat up. Nice isn't it?

Tim:
Great, what is it?

Graeme:
[triumphantly, as he shows them a pie with rabbit ears sticking out of it] Rabbit pie!

Tim:
Oh no! You mean like... you made us cannibals?

[Feigned sobs from Bill and Tim. The door opens to reveal a rabbit]

Big Bunny:
Stop! Stop!

Bill:
Huh? Who said that?

Big Bunny:
It is I your leader.

Bill & Tim:
Big Bunny.

Graeme:
[Indicates Big Bunny] Well?

Tim:
Well...

[Bill and Tim pick up cutlery from the table]

Bill & Tim:
Dinner!

[the two of them chase after Big Bunny,then the end credits start to roll as they chase Big Bunny down the road]

Tim:
Look, I just need to nip out to the telephone box.

Bill:
WHAT TELEPHONE BOX?

Tim:
Er, that one there.

[The TARDIS from Doctor Who then flies past]

Tim:
I once had a pet rabbit. And never did he once tie me to a board and stick carrots in my ears.