The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Season 1

[While asleep, Kid Nickels takes the blanket from K’nuckles]

Captain K’nuckles:
K’nickels, quit hogging the blanket!

Kid Nickels:
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

Captain K’nuckles:
I said give me the blanket ba— [Kid Nickels breaks K’nuckles’ nose]

Kid Nickels:
SAY SOMETHIN’ AGAIN!

Captain K’nuckles:
[trembling] Uhh...uh, no.

Kid Nickels:
Now, be quiet so I’s can sleeps!

Captain K’nuckles:
Yeah — yeah — yes, sir. [Kid Nickels approaches K’nuckles causing him to flinch] Aah!

Kid Nickels:
Ha-ha! Two for flinchin’ — two nickels! [kisses two nickels]

Captain K’nuckles:
I miss Flapjack.

Flapjack:
Candy bowl! [K'nuckles tosses a bowl filled with candy into Flapjack's arms; at this point Flapjack is holding a large pile of things from the candy mannsion] Candy painting! [K'nuckles tosses picture into the pile] Candy Charles! [K'nuckles throws the mansions' butler into the pile] Candy front door!

Captain K'nuckles:
Ooh, yeah! Biggest chunk of chocolate I've ever seen! [rips door off its hinges]

Lord Nickelbottoms:
[in the doorway] What goes on here?

Captain K'nuckles:
we're grabbin' all the loot we can, buddy! This entire house is made of candy!

Lord Nickelbottoms:
I know. I BUILT IT! Who are you?!

Flapjack:
I'm master Flapjack, your Lordship.

Nickelbottoms:
Well, good day to you, young master... and your name?

K'nuckles:
I'm Captain K'nuckles. [brief pause]

Nickelbottoms:
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY OWN HOME!

K'nuckles:
[to Flapjack] What did I do?

Flapjack:
You forgot to say "your Lordship"...

Lord Nickelbottoms:
[smacks K'nuckles's nose] I demand satisfaction!

Lady Nickelbottoms:
[dirt, mud and grime splats onto her face] More Powder, Charles. [Charles puts white powder onto Lady Nickelbottoms' face to coat the mud and dirt - more dirt flies onto her face] More Powder. [Charles powders more - more dirt splats] Powder. [The End is shown] Powder.

Creepy Guy:
[makes a "W" with his fingers] Wesssssssst.

Captain K'nuckles:
Uhh, that guy looked pretty smart. Maybe we should turn back.

Flapjack:
[melodramatic voice] If danger was a beautiful woman... I would marry her.

Bubbie:
Okay, we'll go little further.

Flapjack:
Yes!

Bubbie:
But only because you're so sweet.

Oriental Man on Turtle:
French fry? Would you like a French Fry?

Bubbie:
Uh, n-no, thank you...

Flapjack:
[singing] Ohh Candied Island makes me smilin' dancing chews bubble gum doo doo! I'll brush my teeth on the jelly bean reef grab a pepper mint leaf drink the liquorish goo! [waves his arms in a hugging motion]

Captain K'nuckles What are you doing, boy?

Flapjack:
Exercising my hugging muscles! I'm gonna give Candied Island a big hug!

Bubbie:
Flapjack, I'm sorry but we're running low on food, water, and overall enthusiasm. Time to go back.

Captain K'nuckles:
She's right boy, this is my last pair.

Choir:
[focuses on Captain K'nuckles' overalls that read enthusiasm] Overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, overall enthusiasm, Yee-haw!

Captain K'nuckles:
It's the end of the world! [runs and screams in terror with Flapjack]

Flapjack:
This not good!

Bubbie:
K'nuckles! Have you been letting my baby drink sea water?!

Captain K'nuckles:
Oh so that's not... Um, we're not supposed to?

[Flapjack makes vomiting sounds off-screen]

Flapjack:
[looking very sick and pale] Bubbie... I don't feel so good...

Bubbie:
Yeah, well maybe next time you'll think twice before sneaking off like that.

[K'nuckles joins Flapjack in vomiting while Bubbie shakes her head]

Dr. Barber:
Now, run along, young Flapjack. Your sailor's mouth is bad for business. [to someone walking by off-screen] I say, you look like you could use some surgery.

Flapjack:
[glum voice] I just wanted to make a friend, is all...

Flapjack:
Gee, I sure miss Captain K'nuckles when he goes away on business.

K'nuckles:
[on an island talking with two seagulls sitting on a rock] So, I says to the guy, "oh, yeah?!" [laughs] So, anyway, Mom and Dad, I still haven't found that magical genie who turned you two into birds, but don't worry, I'm workin' on it. [takes out maple syrup] I'm workin' on it. [drinks the syrup]

Flapjack:
[back to Flapjack - he gasps] Oh, no! Bubbie!

Bubbie:
What is it, baby?

Flapjack:
Dead rat off the starboard bow. Poor little fella... [gasp] he's alive! [picks him out of water] Poor little gentleman rat. Probably fell off a ship and now, he's all alone... [rat coughs] Bubbie? [whisper] Is it ok if I nurse him back to health?

Bubbie:
Uhh... uhh...

Flapjack:
Thanks, Bubbie!

Bubbie:
Uh...

Captain K'nuckles:
But Flapjack, rats are bad luck.

Flapjack:
You're just saying that cause he likes to flick fleas on people he doesn't like.

Captain K'nuckles:
[pauses then steps back] How long has he been doing that?

Flapjack:
All day.

Bubbie:
Oh no baby, is he the one giving everybody the plague?

Flapjack:
What's the plague?

[Captain K'nuckles smacks his forehead]

Flapjack:
[walking up to a gang of pirates] Hey! I got something to say to you! [points to a bald pirate] Your mother's so ugly... she... she has a green bottle for a face! [points to other pirates] And your sister is even uglier than that!

Bald Pirate:
He's right! She does have a bottle for a face!

Flapjack:
Wha'?!

Bearded Pirate:
[accepting voice] You're ok!

Peppermint Larry:
Ahh, it's finally done! [referring to his replica of Candied Island made out of candy]

Flapjack:
[high-pitched, mischievous voice] How long did it take you to build that, Peppermint Larry?

Peppermint Larry:
[accomplished voice] Seven years! Huh?

[Flapjack bluntly smashes the replica to pieces onto the floor, everyone gasps]

Flapjack:
Now, I'm your enemy!--

Robber:
Freeze! This is a hold up!-- [he slips and slides onto the smashed candy replica and coincidentally falls right into a jail boat idling just outside the Candy Barrel shop]

Peppermint Larry:
[laughs] For the next five minutes candy is free!

[everyone in the Candy Barrel cheers for Flapjack]

[an old man with a cane walks by]

Flapjack:
Now, this can't go wrong! [aims a cannon at the old man and fires a cannonball at him]

Old Man:
[gets up] You fixed mah back! I'm a new man! [runs away in joy]

[Flapjack knocks on the door outside of Slippery Pete's then hides on the side - Slippery Pete answers it]

Slippery Pete:
Hello?

[Flapjack shoves Slippery Pete from behind, Pete just sliding along the dock for a while]

Slippery Pete:
I guess that's why they call me Slippery Pete. [slams into the bow of a ship and lands in the water] [angry voice] Whoever did this to me is gonna be my... [two mermaids emerge from the water and hug Slippery Pete] [over-joyous voice] NEW BEST FRAND! [gives a thumbs up]

Captain K'nuckles:
Make any enemies yet?

Flapjack:
No... everyone wants to be my friend...

Captain K'nuckles:
Don't worry, I didn't make all my enemies all at once. It took me at least a couple of days.

Ugly Shipmate #1:
Hey, he was cleanin' ships, now, he's cleanin' boots! We got a bone to pick with you!

Flapjack:
Oh, no! Did I miss a spot?!

Ugly Shipmate #1:
Did he miss a spot, haha! Miss... ha, so cute, THAT'S THE PROBLEM! You didn't miss any spots!

Ugly Shipmate #2:
We can't even look at our ship without seeing our own reflections!

Ugly Shipmate #3:
And we don't like what we see!

Ugly Shipmate #4:
How am I supposed to work... [points to self] lookin' at THIS?

Ugly Shipmate #5:
You even made Dashing Danny cry!

Dashing Danny:
[turns around revealing a baby morphing out of his back] [sobbing] I'm... hideous...

Flapjack:
I'm sorry, friends...

Ugly Shipmate #1:
Friends?! We're not friends! We're... enemies! [echo] Enemies! Enemies! Enemies!

[Flapjack smiles ecstatically at the fact he now has enemies]

Flapjack:
[in song] Do you see, do you see, do you see seaweed - making babies for me and my family? Do you see seaweed seas breeding in the sea - making sweet little brothers for me?

Flapjack:
Hey, K'nuckles! Wanna play a game? Whoever giggles first, loses! [giggles] You win! Wanna play a bathroom game? Whoever goes to the bathroom first, loses! [pause] You win! Now, how about both? [giggles] You win! [giggles again] You win! [giggles] You win!

Captain K'nuckles:
Raah, you need to grow up, Flapjack!

Flapjack:
But Captain K'nuckles, you taught me those games.

Flapjack:
[to the duck in his arms] You're a full time job!

"Little Kid":
[laughs] Wet's pway a baffroom game! [gasps] You win! [laughs again] You win! [laughs] You win! [laughs, then laughs again right after]

Flapjack:
You need to grow up!

"Little Kid":
[deep, raspy voice] Gwow up? I'm thawty-eight yees old! [close-up of the guy's old, decrepit face - he then smiles with many of his teeth missing, a freakish sound of thunder is heard in the background]

Flapjack:
[stares in terror, then quickly whistles nervously and walks away]

Pancake Puppet:
I wish I could give this day a hug! [runs into the puppet theater wall and falls over] Cannonballs!

[audience laughs, even Captain K'nuckles]

Captain K'nuckles:
[to Flapjack] Just like you!

Pancake Puppet:
Adventure! [dances] [melodically] Hm-hm-hmm-hmm-hmmm!

Pancake Puppet:
Isn't that right, Captain K'neecaps?

Captain K'nuckles:
(stops laughing) Hey!

Captain K'neecaps Puppet:
Yar! How're we supposed to get home?!

Pancake Puppet:
In our big, fat talkin' boat! See?

Big Fat Talking Boat Puppet:
Did somebody say, "boat"? Toot, toot!

Bubbie:
He said what?

Captain K'nuckles:
You should have seen how big they made my nose!

Flapjack:
Don't worry, Bubbie. I'll find a way out of this mess. Even if it means never going to sleepys.

[The Next Day]

Flapjack:
THAT'S IT! I just need to stop having adventures. Then Larry will have nothing to copy. And everyone will stop liking Pancake. I just have to stop having adventures!

Bubbie:
But, muffin, you love adventures.

Flapjack:
Used to. I used to love adventures.

Captain K'nuckles:
You mean to tell me that if I go on an adventure, you're not gonna follow me?

Flapjack:
Nope.

Captain K'nuckles:
...I-I'm sure you'll follow me. [chuckles a bit] I'm too hard to resist! [pause; K'nuckles then starts walking away, occasionally looking behind him to see if Flapjack follows]

Flapjack:
I'm sure gonna miss him.

Captain K'nuckles:
You're angry 'cause you're poor, right?

Flapjack:
I'm ANGRY because that rich kid made fun of us!

Police Man:
This is rock-salt.

Flapjack:
Rock-salt?

Captain K'nuckles:
Maybe if you squeeze it real hard, it'll turn into a diamond.

Police Man:
Don't bet on it. [horse licks it]