The Powerpuff Girls, Season 4

Blossom:
That.. Proffessor Dick.

[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]

Buttercup:
This is the professor - he's sort of our dad. He created us in his laboratory.

Professor:
Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident...

Robin:
That's okay, Professor - I was an accident, too!

Princess:
Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!

Blossom:
No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.

Princess:
Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...... how 'bout 5 bucks?

Blossom:
[Resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?

[Bubbles is exploring a magical, colorful world of chalk]

Bubbles:
Oh, I love each and every one of you! What is this magical place?

[A butterfly, with Him's face on it, appears; Bubbles doesn't recognize Him]

Him:
[speaking in a crossover between a squeaky voice and his effeminate voice] We've been waiting a long time for you, Bubbles.

Bubbles:
You have?

Him:
Oh, yes! We've been waiting for the perfect time to welcome you to our world!

Bubbles:
How long have you been here?

Him:
As long as you have had imagination. And as you can see, we have a present for you.

[He reveals a chalk box]

Bubbles:
The chalk!

Him:
Yes, the chalk. And you can help us make our world even more beautiful!

Bubbles:
Ah, shucks. I couldn't do that.

Him:
Oh, yes, you can! Isn't that right, friends? All we need is your imagination!

[He makes himself and Bubbles appear in a blackboard]

Bubbles:
Where are we?

Him:
The whole world is your canvas. And here, you can draw anything you want with your magical chalk! Try it.

Bubbles:
But what do I draw?

Him:
Draw anything you feel. Draw what makes you happy.

Bubbles:
Hmm. What makes me happy? [She draws a flower on the board] There! How's that?

Him:
Good! But now, watch. [The flower grows more large petals] Draw some more. More happy things!

[Bubbles draws on the board a bird's nest on a tree with a mother bird on the nest]

Bubbles:
There!

Him:
Look! [The eggs hatch into baby birds] See what your imagination can do? Draw, draw! [Bubbles draws a beach with a sunset, seagulls and a school of fish] Well, what do you think?

Bubbles:
I've never drawn prettier things! They light up my life!

Him:
Well, there's more to it than just happy little drawings.

Bubbles:
What do you mean?

Him:
Artists draw all of their feelings.

Bubbles:
Like a happy feeling.

Him:
Well, not just happy feelings. Haven't you ever been frustrated, sad? How about angry?

Bubbles:
No.

Him:
No?

Bubbles:
Never.

Him:
Never?

Bubbles:
No!

Him:
No?

Bubbles:
No, never!

[She suddenly realizes she's becoming angry and covers her mouth]

Him:
Aha! It's okay to be angry, and it's important to express it. Let's wipe the state clean. [The beach drawing disappears] Now, remember when Buttercup destroyed your chalk at the playground?

Bubbles:
Yeah, that wasn't very fair.

Him:
That's right! Now get your chalk. Let's draw that feeling.

Bubbles:
What does it look like?

Him:
Draw a big scribble. Hard and fast. More! More! Harder, faster! [Bubbles does as she has been told] How does that make you feel?

Bubbles:
Better, I guess.

Him:
Good! Now draw some more. Draw how Buttercup made you feel. Who is she to tell you what to do? Push her around? Feel your anger. [Bubbles, feeling her anger, draws monsters on the blackboard] Did you get all your anger out?

Bubbles:
Yes! [Pants] I had no idea I could express myself like that.

Him:
Neither did I.

[Him vanishes]

[As the chalk monsters attack Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]

Blossom:
EVERYONE GET INSIDE!! [All the kids run into the classroom. A giant chalk turtle smashes the classroom's roof] EVERYONE GET OUTSIDE!!

Buttercup:
Everyone, fall back inside!

[The kids run back outside]

[As the girls try to defeat the monsters by erasing them with erasers, but to no avail]

Bubbles:
He can't do that!

[Him, still in the form of a butterfly, appears; Bubbles still does not recognize Him]

Him:
[squeaky and effeminate voice] I think he can.

Bubbles:
Oh! Thank goodness you're here! I drew all these monsters and they came to life. But now you're here and you can help.

Him:
But why would I help you, when this whole thing was [instantly transforms into his normal form; demonic voice] MY idea?!

Bubbles:
[Gasps] It was you! You made me do this!

Him:
[putting his arm around Bubbles; effeminate] Au contaire. I just provided the chalk.

Blossom:
You leave Bubbles alone!

Him:
It was you who draw monsters!

Bubbles:
Get your claws off me!

[She releases herself from Him's grasp]

Him:
[demonic] That's good! [effeminate] Express that anger, just like before! Remember how good it felt?

Bubbles:
Okay, I will!

Blossom and Buttercup:
No, Bubbles, wait! [Bubbles uses her chalk and eraser to turn the chalk turtle into a happier turtle, much to Him's shock] Go, Bubbles!

[Bubbles then uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]

Him:
[demonic] No! No! NO!!

Powerpuff Girls:
All right!

Him:
You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!

Bubbles:
I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute...little...butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think?

Blossom:
Oh, yes.

Buttercup:
Much better.

'[Him, humiliated and defeated, becomes enraged]

Him:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[He vanishes, defeated]

[After the girls solve the first riddle]

Him:
[effeminate voice] Congratulations! One down, eight to go. And remember, you must solve these riddles within the time limit. Fail in any respect [demonic voice] and the Professor will pay!

Buttercup:
You tell us where the Professor is, Him!

Him:
[effeminate] Uh-uh-uh. You've brought joy to the people for so many years. Now to their eyes, you must bring tears. [demonic] You've got two minutes!

[After the girls solve the second riddle]

Him:
[effeminate] Very clever! Oh, you got that one without trying. Now do this without flying! Go to the corner of Chang and Ching, there on the street the phone will ring. What then, you might ask? Answer the phone to get your next task. [demonic] You've got three minutes!

[After the girls solve the third riddle]

Blossom:
We did it, Him. Now what?

Him:
[effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?

Bubbles:
Math?! I hate math!

Blossom:
Bubbles! Think of the Professor!

Him:
[effeminate] You've got one minute!

[Blossom is doing math on an abacus after Him tells her that she's got 1 minute]

Buttercup:
Can't you abacus any faster?

Blossom:
"Abacus" my butt!

[After the girls solve the fourth riddle]

Him:
[effeminate] Well, girls, you caught these two trains right on time.

Blossom:
We're finished with this nonsense, Him! Now where's the Professor?

Him:
But I've only just started! In the ear of corn, you will find happiness, joy, and the ties that bind. Squirrels store nuts and birds sing songs, but in the Cave of Eternity, everyone's wrong. On the limb of a tree, there's a monkey who's free, and there he will give you something for me. [demonic] You've got two minutes, 45 seconds!

[After the girls solve the fifth riddle, which ironically, took place during the commercial break. The girls are panting from exhaustion as Him licks an ice cream]

Him:
[effeminate] I can't believe you got that one right! [resumes licking] You got the right flavor and everything! [resumes licking]

Blossom:
We'd go to the ends of the Earth for the Professor!

Him:
[demonic] Touching. [effeminate] Now here's something I hope you'll really enjoy!

[Two Ms. Keanes are tied in a rope, hanging on top of a vat of boiling sharks]

Powerpuff Girls:
Ms. Keane!

Him:
Yes'm! The real Ms. Keane will tell you the truth. The fake one will tell you a lie. Discover which is your beloved teacher and she'll be saved. Fail, and they both will be dropped into this vat of boiling sharks.

Ms. Keanes:
Girls, help!

Him:
You may ask them only one question. So make it count! [demonic] 45 seconds! Go!

Bubbles:
This one's easy! All we have to do is ask which one is the real Ms. Keane.

Blossom:
Not quite, Bubbles. The one that lies will just tell us she's the real Ms. Keane.

Buttercup:
Yeah, don't be stupid, Bubbles. I'll just ask which one wants a knuckle sandwich!

Blossom:
Same problem, Buttercup. We need a question they'll have to answer differently.

Bubbles:
I know, I know! Let's ask what their favorite color is.

Buttercup:
And just where will that get us?

Bubbles:
I bet it'd be nice to know.

Him:
[effeminate] Not so easy, is it? Time's running out.

Blossom:
Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! Ms. Keanes... who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?

[The two Keanes exchange a nervous glance]

Keane 2:
She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!

Keane 1:
And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!

Blossom:
It's so apparent! It's obvious that the liar would say that the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane is the real Ms. Keane. And conversely, the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane would say she is the real Ms. Keane. So therefore, the real Ms. Keane is none other than... number two! [Bubbles and Buttercup look at Him who is stunned]

Him:
[shrugs] She's right.

[After the girls solve the sixth riddle]

Blossom:
Bring on the next riddle, evil dude! I'm smoking!

Him:
[demonic] You think you're so smart? [makes himself and the girls appear at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten classroom; effeminate] Then let's see how good you are on the SAT's!

[Bubbles and Buttercup glare at Blossom]

Him:
Considering your educational level, you must collectively score 100 points. [demonic] You have one minute. Begin!

[Buttercup chews nervously on her pencil, Blossom breezes by it, Bubbles start to fill in the scan-tron in the shape of a flower]

Him:
[effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we?

[Ding]

Him:
25.

Blossom:
Haha!

Him:
Next, Blossom's.

[Ding]

Him:
10.

Blossom:
What?!

Buttercup:
Ha!

Him:
And finally, Bubbles.

[Holds up test]

Blossom:
Oh, no...

Buttercup:
The Professor's a goner!

[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]

Him:
Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!

[After the girls solve the seventh riddle, a lizard monster appears in the city]

Him:
[effeminate] Let's see if you can defeat this monster.

Blossom:
No problem.

Him:
Uh-uh-uh. You didn't let me finish. You must get rid of this little guy without using your superpowers.

Blossom:
Again, no problem.

[After the girls solve the eighth riddle]

Him:
[demonic] NO!! You brats shouldn't have gotten this far!

Blossom:
One riddle left, Him, and the Professor is good as ours!

Him:
[effeminate] We'll see, won't we? You will find your Professor when you solve this last rhyme. Where is boiling and freezing at the same time? [Laughs] The Professor [demonic] will pay! [effeminate] 30 seconds!

[After the girls solve the final riddle, they confront Him at the Otto Time Restaurant, where the Professor is also at]

Blossom:
Okay, Him! Hand over the Professor!

Professor:
Girls!

Him:
[effeminate] Too late, girls. You failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]

Professor:
No!

Powerpuff Girls:
Professor...

Him:
[demonic] Time to pay! [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.

Powerpuff Girls:
[stunned] Say wha...?!

Him:
[effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!

Professor:
Here's your money, Him. Your flapjacks are good, but not that good. I'm never eating here again! Come on, girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant.

Him:
[effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!

'[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]

Narrator:
[just as confused] And so once again the day... ugh... yeah.

[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]

Blossom :
May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.

Bubbles:
Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

Blossom:
Today, for the first time ever . . .

Bubbles:
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom:
. . . we have discovered an individual . . .

Bubbles:
. . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom:
. . . whose bravery . . .

Bubbles:
. . . cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom:
. . . strength . . .

Bubbles:
. . .cheep . . .

Blossom:
. . . and agility . . .

Bubbles:
. . . cheep cheep . . .

Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .

The Powerpuff Girls:
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Bubbles:
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!

Professor Utonium:
Hm? Oh, uh, yay!

Blossom:
And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .

Bubbles:
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Buttercup:
Bruce begins with a B!

Blossom:
Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .

Bubbles:
. . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom:
. . . Powerpuff Bullet!

Bubbles:
. . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!

Professor Utonium:
Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]

[Blossom is trapped in a dream world of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten with an evil version of Ms. Keane and the schoolchildren, trying to make Blossom fail to answer questions. Ms. Keane suddenly starts laughing in Him's voice, and she and the schoolchildren suddenly turn into small copies of Him. Blossom makes the connection and becomes determined to face her fear]

Blossom:
ENOUGH! [Him/Ms. Keane and the schoolchildren stop laughing] Next question.

Him/Ms. Keane:
[effeminate voice] Sure, next question. [demonic voice] What is the square root of seven?!

[Him and the schoolchildren laugh]

Blossom:
Seven doesn't have a square root. It's prime!

[Everyone stops laughing]

Him/Ms. Keane:
That is... [effeminate] correct. What is the algebric formula for determining the area of a triangle?

Blossom:
Half the base times height!

Him/Ms. Keane:
That's correct. If a train leaves Boston at 12:30pm traveling at 75 miles per hour, and another train leaves Los Angeles at the same time traveling at 90 miles per hour... [demonic] which one will get to Cuba first?

Blossom:
Neither! Trains don't go to Cuba, "Ms. Keane"!

Him/Ms. Keane:
[effeminate] Well, how perspective of you. Oh, well. [throws question cards away; demonic] Tests bore me. You think you're so smart, don't you?

Blossom:
I outsmarted you, didn't I?

[After overcoming their greatest fears, the Powerpuff Girls finally confront Him, in the form of a giant, multiple-headed, multiple-tectacled crossover of a crab and spider]

Him:
[effeminate] Oh, Blossom! You're always so logical! How droll! [giggles eviliy] Here I am! Sorry it took me so long. I wanted to slip into something more...sinister! You have been such good fun, but now you're starting to bore me. And I'm afraid playtime is over! I [demonic] know your deepest, darkest fear. [effeminate] You are afraid [demonic] YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!

Blossom:
Let's teach him a lesson!

Buttercup:
Whatever! That guy's toast!

Him:
[effeminate] Two heads are better than one!

[The girls and Him fight each other in a large fierce battle. Eventually, Him loses the battle, and is beaten up by the girls, turning him back into his normal form and size. The girls look at a scared Him, pleading for his life]

Him:
Please! No more! Don't hurt me! I don't understand. [demonic] I was so close! [effeminate] I almost had you! You are supposed to be afraid!

Blossom:
Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo!

Bubbles:
We're sisters and we love each other!

Blossom:
And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.

Buttercup:
Give me a break, you two! Yab-yab-yab! Can I toss this guy, already?

[Pause]

Blossom:
Oh, okay.

Him:
No, wait! It's cool! It's cool! Everything's cool! [Buttercup, not listening to Him's pleading, punches Him in the face, causing Him to fall into a black hole of nothingness] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Blossom:
Shut up!!! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.

Bubbles:
Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing-

Buttercup:
You see?

Blossom:
Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!

Mitch:
Just fight already!

Bubbles:
Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.

Blossom:
That sounds fair to me.

Buttercup:
[losing it] No way! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles. You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! [She destroys Bubbles' chalks by stomping violently it with her foot. Bubbles is shocked] That's what I think.

[Bubbles almost attacks her, but flies away crying]

Mascumax:
Men of Earth! Witness the coming of... MASCUMAX! Breaker of men! Taker of worlds! Be there any true men amongst thee?! Step forth and bring thy manhood against mine own, so that we might see who has the upper hand upon the measuring stick!

[Mascumax has been defeating the male superheroes easily]

Mascumax:
Fools! I feed off your expulsions of manliness! The more manhood you bring against me, the harder I become!

Blossom:
Hey, buff! Why don't you try some Powerpuff?

Mascumax:
What? Little girls?! [laughs] Shouldn't you be home learning how to be mommies?!

Buttercup:
Ugh, this stuff again?

Blossom:
Look, this planet is our home, and mommies are ready to clean house! [they land several successful blows on Mascumax and knock him down] All right, ladies, let's do some real cookin'! Form Furious Flaming Feline!

[The girls form a cat-like shape made of fire, which leaps at Mascumax, setting him on fire, and rubs against his leg]

Mascumax:
ARGH! NO, IT CANNOT BE!

Blossom:
If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!

[Mascumax chickens out, transforming back into hotrod mode and flying back into space]

Mascumax:
[sobbing] WAH! MOMMY, THERE WAS SOME GIRLS, AND THEY WERE BEING MEAN TO ME!

Professor Utonium:
When were you in New York?

Blossom:
Yesterday.

Buttercup:
[whispering] No, today.

Blossom:
I mean...today.

Blossom:
What happened to Professor Dick?

Bubbles:
And the other Powerpuff Girls?

Professor Utonium:
Well, Old Dick may have gotten the formula right, but the one ingredient that he forgot was "love". Let's go home, girls.

Professor Dick:
[screaming while dying] NO!

[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]

Blossom :
May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.

Bubbles:
Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

Blossom:
Today, for the first time ever...

Bubbles:
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom:
...we have discovered an individual...

Bubbles:
...cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom:
...whose bravery...

Bubbles:
...cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom:
...strength...

Bubbles:
...cheep...

Blossom:
...and agility...

Bubbles:
...cheep cheep...

Blossom:
...have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization...

The Powerpuff Girls:
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Bubbles:
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!

Professor Utonium:
Hm? Oh, uh, yay!

Blossom:
And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name...

Bubbles:
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Buttercup:
Bruce begins with a B!

Blossom:
Shh! I hereby dub thee...

Bubbles:
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep...

Blossom:
...Powerpuff Bullet!

Bubbles:
...Cheep cheep - Cheep cheep!

Professor Utonium:
Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]

[The invading robot has defeated the Girls and wrecked Townsville]

Mojo Jojo:
No! My laboratory, home to all my evil plans and devices...destroyed!

Robot:
Earth creatures, the destruction of your dwelling area is now complete. I am now your new leader.

Mojo Jojo:
NO! That is my line! I've always wanted to say that!

Robot:
And you will now bow down to me. [Townsville's people are shown bowing] Yes, just like that.

Mojo Jojo:
No! No! NO...! [he goes completely berserk, shrieking like a wild chimpanzee as the robot watches in disgust] YOU!! HAVE!! BROKEN!! MY!! DREAMS!!!! [beats up the robot, finally knocking it down with a blow to the head with the hard loaf of bread. He then pulls its lower leg back, making it cry out in pain and pound the ground] Say it! SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!

Robot:
YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL! [collapses again]

Mojo Jojo:
And don't you forget it!

[During a battle between Blossom and one of Mojo's robots]

Blossom:
Okay! It's just you and me! Let's see what you got! [blows a raspberry at the robot]

Professor:
[reading Mojo's note over the hotline] "Bubbles, Buttercup or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Concentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, the Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return you must..." Oh, excuse me. Could you please move your finger?

Mojo:
Sorry.

Professor:
Thank you. "...come to the lair of Mojo Jojo together, not alone. Independently..."

Buttercup:
I think we need to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.

Bubbles:
Again?!