The Proud Family, Season 2

Wizard Kelly:
Everybody say Penne 'cause it rhymes with money!

Dijonay (to Penny):
Since when are we your background singers?

Penny:
Since you've been standing in the back.

Oscar (about his Proud Snacks):
What's wrong with them?

Garrett Krebs:
Your face on the wrappers probably scared them.

Oscar:
Hey! Nobody insults Oscar Proud in his own house.

Garrett Krebs:
Where do they go to insult you?

Oscar:
Thingy went AWOL and these babies are about to go off the wall and I don't mean like Michael Jackson.

Dijonay (while reciting one of her poems):
Rip, rip, ree, kick em' in the knee! Rip, rip, rass, kick him in the...other knee!

Penny (while reciting her poem):
Life is a cool breeze on a hot summer night. Or a hug from your mom that feels just right. Life is fun like playing in the sun. Life is real, you know the deal. Enjoy every minute, don't let it pass you by. Because life is a gift. So, you better, fly high.

Gangster:
For the last time: Where's the money?

Oscar:
What money? I don't know what you're talking about!

Gangster:
Okay, boys. Help him remember.

Oscar:
Trudy! I'm sorry! Please change the channel! (screaming as he gets beaten up)

Ray Ray (to Dr. Parker):
If you call me one more name that I don't understand, you ain't gonna have to worry about no baptism, you gonna have to worry about a slap-tism!

Trudy (to Penny & her cousins):
What on Earth were you kids thinking?

Oscar:
Trudy, we know what they were thinking. That's how you drive the truck!

Trudy Do you kids realize how lucky you were that Sunset pulled you over and not some other officer? They would have thrown your little butts in jail.

Rueben:
Well, whose idea was this?

Ray-Ray:
Like you gotta ask, Rogaine, it was your little daughter.

Leslie:
Please, Chanel knows better, I’m sure the overweight grub over there had something to do with it.

Boonetta:
I know you not talkin’ about my baby! My baby ain’t never taken anything that’s not his!

Maureen:
Except the entire dinner last night. You Prouds are nothing but trouble.

Suga Mama:
Girl, you haven’t seen trouble yet, those are figthin’ words!

Oscar:
Trudy!

Suga Mama:
What now?

Oscar:
I asked for Trudy, not Howdy Doody. Ha-ha!

Suga Mama:
Trudy, this probably isn't a good time to tell you, but Oscar is scared of heights, water, his shadow...

(A sign reads "There Are No More Gas Stations" )

Oscar:
Oh, come on, they just say that to scare you!

(Another sign reads "No, Really, There Are No More Gas Stations" )

Suga Mama:
You know what I could have bought for a hundred and twenty five dollars in my day?

Oscar:
A chariot? A painted wagon? A brontosaurus burger?(laughs)

Suga Mama:
You better find my son's car!

Penny:
So what you gonna do, Trudy? Ground me as usual? I don't care. I'll do the time.

Oscar:
Oh, you'll be doing the time alright, but you won't be doing it here like I am. You're going to boot camp!

Penny:
Wait! Why are we tripping? There's no way our parents are going to let us go to a teen nightclub. Shoot, my daddy won't even let me join the Glee Club. (imitates Oscar) "I don't want you singin' with no boys. Trudy!!!!!"

Dijonay:
This club is the bomb!

LaCienega:
Yes I am!

Dijonay:
I said the club is the bomb. Not you!

[After Dijonay speaks in Italian to Kobe Bryant]

Zoey:
Dijonay, I didn't know you speak Italian.

Dijonay:
I was speaking Italian?

Suga Mama:
Where's my grandbaby?

Penny ( moaning ):
Here. Daddy made me siiiiiiick! ( sobs )

Suga Mama:
I know he did, baby. Your daddy makes everybody sick.

Oscar:
Hmm, maybe because it's two million dollars more than I thought I'd ever see in my pathetic life!

Dijonay (to Penny):
I'll be back before you can say duck!

(Penny gets hit on the head with a book)

Penny:
Hey!

Dijonay:
I told you to duck!

Penny (to Dijonay):
Can't you control your brothers and sisters?

Dijonay:
No, can you?

Nutmeg (to the limo driver):
At least my Daddy don't have a big old head.

Limo Driver:
My head's big. You better look in the mirror. Oh, but you can't cause your head's so big. It's so big you need an IMAX theater to see it.

Dijonay (to Sticky):
Who are you?

Sticky:
I'm Sticky. Sticky Webb. The man you stalk.

Suga Mama:
Papi, if I don't make it, tell my family that I love them!

Papi (translated):
If you don't make it, lots of fish will eat well tonight!

Johnny Lovely (to Penny):
I'm just being polite.

Penny:
Like I said, nobody acts like that anymore.

Penny (to Johnny Lovely):
Haven't you ever heard of Oprah? J-Lo? Janet Jackson? Kim Possible?

Peabo (to Oscar):
Remember what happened last time you asked me to spy on Penny?

Oscar:
Hey! Those charges were dropped!

Dijonay:
Hey, Mr. Proud!

Oscar:
Don't "Hey, Mr. Proud" me!

Trudy:
Get up, Oscar. We're going to take the twins to the zoo.

Oscar:
Come on, Trudy. The twins don't wanna go to Suga Mama's house!

Penny (to LaCienega):
So, are we girls again?

LaCienega:
We never were.

Suga Mama:
Don't worry. Suga Mama's got figgity-fat pockets.

Oscar:
No, you got pockets of figgity-fat!

Suga Mama:
I have to tell you something. It's bad news.

Papi (translated):
You have a twin sister?

Oscar:
In with the spice and out with the not-so nice.

Wizard Kelly:
Suga Mama, what are you doing?

Suga Mama:
Trying to watch the movie if you'd shut up!