Tiny Toons Looniversity, Season 1

Plucky Duck:
I didn't know there was a sing competition on the first day.

Hamton J. Pig:
I don't know how to be funny! [he starts bawling his eyes out, much to the students' surprise, and his gushers of tears flood the whole auditorium. Once the pool of tears drain out, Hamton finally stops crying and calms down, wiping his eyes]

Bugs Bunny:
[clapping] Bravo, bravo! This is how you do it! Reach into the depths of your deepest fears to find the best gag!

[Bugs, Daffy and Wile E. Coyote all give a 10 to Hamton, much to his surprise and happiness that he found his best gag as everyone cheers for him.]

Sweetie Bird:
Tens, tens, tens across the board!

Buster Bunny:
Nice going, buddy!

[Lyrics to "We're Tiny Toons"]

Buster and Babs:
[singing] Twins as close as can be. Babs and Buster Bunny.

Plucky Duck:
The duck whose star shines so bright. I won’t let Buster steal my spotlight.

Sweetie Bird:
I'm full of anger and glee.

Hamton J. Pig:
And sweet as pie, you can see.

Granny:
And in all my years as the Dean, this is the weirdest class I’ve ever seen.

Tiny Toons:
Please let us explain, Toons!

Babs Bunny:
Watch when I pull this lever....

Plucky Duck:
Anvils fall from the sky!

Tiny Toons:
Why!

Buster and Hamton:
Our jokes are so very clever, capulting us while we fly!

Tiny Toons:
Tongue-tied!

Buster and Babs:
Stretchy arms and legs are fantastic!

Hamton and Sweetie:
Our eyes pop out of our face!

Tiny Toons:
Face!

Plucky:
My emotions turn quite drastic when I get hit with a safe! Ouch!

Tiny Toons:
We’re looney, we’re tiny, we’re looney, we're tiny toons!

Sweetie Bird:
[she's laying on pizza] Aahhh! I'm covered in green glop!

Babs Bunny:
What? It's red.

Sweetie Bird:
I'M COLORBLIND! [licks her wing] Oh, it's just pizza sauce.

Furrball:
Peanut Brittle? My favorite!

Buster Bunny:
No! Don't!

Hamton J. Pig:
[after practical joke snakes explode from the wall] Did our wall just explode with practical joke snakes?

Buster Bunny:
This is a new era of...."Pluster"!

Plucky Duck:
A friendship name!? [smiling] And you put my name first!?

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, hey, Doc. How's t'e mentorship goin'?

Buster Bunny:
Merlin seems… Nice… But I think we might be a bad fit.

Bugs Bunny:
Is t'at so?

Buster Bunny:
I'm here at Acme Lou to learn from the best. Like you! Bugs?

Bugs Bunny:
Kid, look, I don't mentor. Between Wabbit Season and Ski Season, I am booked! Maybe you should give Moilin a chance. He's been your mentor for, what, five minutes?

Buster Bunny:
You're right. I guess I was kinda disappointed. But everyone has lessons to teach. I'll apologize to Merlin. Let me go find him.

Bugs Bunny:
[in Merlin's voice] Why? He's already here. [casts a magic spell on himself revealing to be Merlin the Magic Mouse as Buster noticed the magic trick in awe]

Buster Bunny:
WHAT?! MERLIN?! [Merlin winks as Buster gets close to Merlin in excitement] How did you do that?!

Merlin the Magic Mouse:
Time to teach you some real magic.

Sweetie Bird:
There's a cure for that. We! Don't! LOSE!

Buster Bunny and Sweetie Bird:
YEAH, BRO!

Sweetie Bird:
Sorry. I should warn you. I've been doing a lotta chest press!

Buster Bunny:
Like I said, "Great Tooneybacker".

Little Beeper:
Meep, meep!

[Little Beeper runs over to an ape on the other Tooney Ball team, pulls down the ape's fur, revealing the ape is wearing boxer shorts]

Little Beeper:
Meep, meep!

Granny:
There's a Southern Beeper!

Foghorn Leghorn:
Buster, I don't want you to do nothing, cause you're benched.

Buster Bunny:
BENCHED!?

Buster Bunny:
These pictures of Montana Max are all fake! It's the same face on all of them! He lied about being a student to buy the Loo Bru!

Buster Bunny:
When will we know we've met a nemisis?

Bugs Bunny:
You'll feel a chill down your spine! Also, they're jerks.

Buster Bunny:
I can't wait til I have a nemisis!

Sweetie Bird:
Isn't Plucky your nemisis?

Plucky Duck:
Uh, we're frienemies.

Buster Bunny:
It's the same as enemies, but we don't want to make our mutual friends uncomfortable!

Dizzy Devil:
[sits on a soft chair and bounces up and down] Oh, you have soft toilet!

Babs Bunny:
That's a chair.

Granny:
I just got a call from the dean of Aqua Lou. Did you launch their school into a giant pie?

Buster Bunny:
Yeah. We won the Prank War.

Granny:
But Prank War is next month.

Babs Bunny:
What?! That can't be right!

Ling Lobster:
What about these flyers saying it's this month?

Granny:
Now, if the Dean of Acme Lou and the Dean of Aqua Lou both know when Prank Week starts, why would someone need to announce it?

Buster Bunny:
So, these flyers are a… PRANK?!?!

Hamton J. Pig:
But then who made them?! [Scene goes to a room, revealing that Dizzy is the one who made the fake flyers]

Dizzy Devil:
Dizzy prank everyone! Oh, got them so good! Not even my birthday!

Sweetie T. Bird:
He's still wearing the shoes!

[Buster is crying because he's sad that Hamton is leaving for medical school]

Buster Bunny:
[crying] I'm so sad for me! [blows his nose on Babs' ear] What'll I do!? Hamton's so kind, so sweet, so.......[cries] not Plucky!

Sweetie Bird:
He's also the only one who has the Wifi password memorized.

[Buster bawls hysterically]

Babs Bunny:
[comforting Buster] Oh, you did the right thing. Supporting Hamton to his faith and then coming here to cry hysterically.

Buster Bunny:
So, Acme doesn't have a medical school because so few toons need medical attention. [Wile E. Coyote nods his head at Buster] I guess that makes sense. Thanks, Professor. [walks away sadly]

Lola Bunny:
I had some leftover ingredients. So, I just threw together this triple-whipped Dulce de leche with balsamic strawberries.

Furrball:
You wish you could be as hardcore as me.

Plucky Duck:
Lucky for you, I'm an expert at Jack-Kour.

Buster Bunny:
You like Jack-Kour, too?! Time to be hard on myself!

Buster Bunny:
Hey, Professor Coyote. I wonder, you don't like boy bands, do you?

[Wile E. Coyote shakes his head and holds up a sign that says "Absolutely not!"]

Bugs Bunny:
Great job up there, kids!

Hamton J. Pig:
(stutters) That’s all folks!

Dizzy Devil:
Dizzy drop out. [throws his costume in a trash can] Dizzy realize this non-union production.

Hamton J. Pig:
[stuttering and sweating nervously while practicing his lines] F-f-first day on this g-g-glorious campus. Oh no! T-that's not right! [starts crying]