Totally Spies!, Season 1

Clover:
So, Sammy, any chance I could borrow your cashmere belly sweater tomorrow?

Sam:
Sure, that's what best friends are for, Clover.

Alex:
What about me?

Clover:
Don't be crazy, Alex. We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time.

Clover:
Jerry, you've got to help us...

Jerry:
[on recording] Sorry, Clover, I can't help you. I'm retired!

Clover:
Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency!

Alex:
Corey, I have a confession! I never surfed anything bigger than a 35 foot wave!

Corey:
[shouting] OK! Hold on, Alex!

Alex:
[off-screen] Sammy! Clover! Help!

Sam:
You'd think she'd be over kings by now.

Alex:
Who knows, Sammy? They say third time's a charm.

Alex:
Sammy, stop! Sammy!

Clover:
Simon says stop, Sam!

Jerry:
Girls, it's OK. We realize that you were only trying to clear your names.

Clover:
Oh, I guess we're lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies.

Clover:
[teary-eyed] Oh, Sammy! I'm so sorry I called you a thief and a traitor.

Sam:
No, no. I'm the one who should be sorry. I never should have accepted the role of Cosette.

CHAD:
You've been a bad boy, coach! Time for your punishment!

Sam:
I was thinking one of us should pose as Tassara while the other two pose as servants and thwart any kidnapping attempts. What do you think, Clover?

Clover:
I think it's a great idea, Sammy. And of course, I'll play the role of the Queen. Now that I get to be a REAL queen, a fake real one at least. I could care less about being a dumb high school homecoming queen. Ah, I wonder what my first queenly duty should be.

Alex:
What are we gonna do, Sammy? Mandy's got those two brainiacs and that yoga guy.

Sam:
Please do not tell me you're serious.

Clover:
Of course I'm serious, Sammy! I LOVE cheerleading!

Jerry:
Can I convince you girls to stay with WOOHP?

Pam:
Sorry, Jerry. We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime.

Clover:
Sammy, tell me again why we're going to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs!

Alex:
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

Sam:
Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.

Clover:
Especially not a boy.

Alex:
From now on, it's all about togetherness.

Clover:
Well, after being a large size everything, I decided having a big hat size is no big deal. It's best being happy with whatever size you are.

Clover:
[as Alex, Clover and Sam are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.

Security Guard:
Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew.

Mandy:
Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me?

Clover:
While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?

Emperor:
Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.

Clover:
OK. A man of few words.

Sam:
Too few.